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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
Violent hell tank
  04/12/16
Go back to India
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I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really...
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
Pearl comical jewess corner
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
cruel-hearted preventive strike
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This.
Violent hell tank
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arri...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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180
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
Embarrassed To The Bone Black Woman
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
Violent hell tank
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well whtever it is, its 180
Embarrassed To The Bone Black Woman
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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lol, cr clarification
Embarrassed To The Bone Black Woman
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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lol at this detail: fitted new era backwards hat, Tight f...
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compliments on this moniker
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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180
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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i came at 'dad bods'
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast
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A billion Thank you for this!
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**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout y...
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this was my favorite part
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heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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will u ever finish the story
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180
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We need to get a production team/site ASAP
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probably his masterwork
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No black brunch was epic IRL flame
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(Reposted) It's about this guy named "James Lovers-B...
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What the FUCK HE DELETED IT
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Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?
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RIP to the greatest thread.
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We miss you johnsy
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Violent hell tank

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: aqua electric furnace menage

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Buck-toothed vigorous coldplay fan windowlicker

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Chrome blathering area stock car



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Tripping razzmatazz garrison

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: aromatic box office



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: electric aquamarine wrinkle persian



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Chrome blathering area stock car

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Pearl comical jewess corner

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Free-loading ruby keepsake machete

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: cruel-hearted preventive strike

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Violent hell tank

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Curious rebellious nibblets crackhouse

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Violent hell tank



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: aromatic box office



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: smoky associate



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Violent hell tank



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Curious rebellious nibblets crackhouse



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Violent hell tank

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Exciting brilliant stag film regret



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Indecent Meetinghouse Mood



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: Cocky Piazza



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Lavender know-it-all incel trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259763)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Ocher domesticated space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: aqua electric furnace menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Laughsome Orange Alpha

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Shaky theatre weed whacker

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: well-lubricated ratface chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Shaky theatre weed whacker

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Trip offensive field

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: arrogant shimmering yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Curious rebellious nibblets crackhouse

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Glittery drab water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: sooty death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Black Woman

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Hot umber depressive

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Overrated hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Charismatic Unholy Mad Cow Disease Shitlib

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: amethyst senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: jet aphrodisiac mediation

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Exciting brilliant stag film regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Yapping Maroon Genital Piercing Nursing Home

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: crystalline racy mad-dog skullcap crotch

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: pungent multi-billionaire shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Black Woman

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: jet aphrodisiac mediation

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Black Woman

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Violent hell tank

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Black Woman

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Violent hell tank

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Black Woman

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Violent hell tank

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Violent hell tank

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Charismatic Unholy Mad Cow Disease Shitlib

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Salmon native cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Charismatic Unholy Mad Cow Disease Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: jet aphrodisiac mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Boyish honey-headed toaster range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: self-absorbed quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy useless brakes faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: ultramarine angry skinny woman

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Magenta Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Violent hell tank

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: bateful poppy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle codepig bbw

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Violent hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle codepig bbw

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Violent hell tank

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Salmon native cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: aqua electric furnace menage

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Salmon native cumskin

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: aromatic box office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: flushed theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: wine haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Flirting dark telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: wine haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: razzle liquid oxygen theater stage

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Violent hell tank

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: excitant frum orchestra pit karate

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: razzle liquid oxygen theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: excitant frum orchestra pit karate

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating ebony puppy cuckoldry

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: smoky associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Violent hell tank

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: excitant frum orchestra pit karate

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: swollen crimson fortuitous meteor tattoo

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Curious rebellious nibblets crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: bateful poppy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Violent hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Free-loading ruby keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: bipolar bawdyhouse idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: pungent multi-billionaire shrine

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: coral pervert ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: disrespectful generalized bond

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: marvelous henna turdskin national

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Titillating Useless Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Violent hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy useless brakes faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring site therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Lavender know-it-all incel trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: multi-colored double fault base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: onyx duck-like point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Glittery drab water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: marvelous henna turdskin national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Violent hell tank

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring site therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: emerald stirring messiness famous landscape painting

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Violent hell tank

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Violent hell tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Violent hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: nofapping heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: multi-colored double fault base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Charismatic Unholy Mad Cow Disease Shitlib

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: swollen crimson fortuitous meteor tattoo

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: chartreuse wonderful police squad digit ratio

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: nofapping heaven

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Hot umber depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Trip offensive field

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Sepia philosopher-king goyim

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: Grizzly drunken mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Cerebral citrine stage background story

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Charismatic Unholy Mad Cow Disease Shitlib

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Violent hell tank

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: Free-loading ruby keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Laughsome Orange Alpha

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Violent hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Knife Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Green Pozpig

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: infuriating hissy fit step-uncle's house

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Knife Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Hot umber depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Supple alcoholic brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Supple alcoholic brunch

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: bipolar bawdyhouse idea he suggested

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Curious rebellious nibblets crackhouse

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: jet aphrodisiac mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: Disturbing Light Community Account Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Salmon native cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Hot umber depressive

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: coral pervert ape

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Sepia philosopher-king goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: multi-colored double fault base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Flirting dark telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Knife Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: multi-colored double fault base

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Overrated hunting ground

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fanboi

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: sapphire nudist dilemma toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Cordovan concupiscible gaming laptop tanning salon

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: multi-colored double fault base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: impressive round eye

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: lascivious den

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Hot umber depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: jet aphrodisiac mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: maize fluffy station really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: at-the-ready ruddy legal warrant kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: at-the-ready ruddy legal warrant kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Curious rebellious nibblets crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: marvelous henna turdskin national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Green Pozpig

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Violent hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Talented roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: flushed theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Flirting dark telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Galvanic slate hairy legs

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Trip offensive field

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Demanding Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Demanding Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Free-loading ruby keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: jet aphrodisiac mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: aqua electric furnace menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: sickened business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Violent hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Violent hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: jet aphrodisiac mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: mischievous faggot firefighter

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: mischievous faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Vengeful nowag

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: mischievous faggot firefighter

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: mischievous faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Sepia philosopher-king goyim

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: mischievous faggot firefighter

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Sepia philosopher-king goyim

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: electric aquamarine wrinkle persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: arrogant shimmering yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: Ocher domesticated space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: vibrant adulterous masturbator potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: 180 charcoal sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Free-loading ruby keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Metal passionate ceo institution

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: mischievous faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: aqua electric furnace menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: aqua electric furnace menage

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Salmon native cumskin

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: plum deep hospital

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Indecent Meetinghouse Mood

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: mischievous faggot firefighter

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: mischievous faggot firefighter

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Indecent Meetinghouse Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Big hilarious lay dopamine

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Cocky Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: mischievous faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33404626)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: house-broken resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34101255)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: house-broken resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: flesh hairraiser center laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34114430)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: wine haunted graveyard

THE GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Cerebral citrine stage background story

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Tantric soggy sneaky criminal kitchen

We miss you johnsy

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling yellow people who are hurt



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: mischievous faggot firefighter



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: wine haunted graveyard

Please come back

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: mischievous faggot firefighter



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: Cordovan concupiscible gaming laptop tanning salon



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: odious pink spot stain



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Flirting dark telephone

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: filthy location



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: wine haunted graveyard



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Green Pozpig



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: Indigo arousing school pocket flask



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: filthy location



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: mischievous faggot firefighter



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: contagious brethren

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37168407)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Cocky Piazza



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: wine haunted graveyard



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Indecent Meetinghouse Mood



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: filthy location



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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:33 PM
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i dunno why but the "he plays in the Yankees organization!" always gets me. Like these brunch sluts know the intricacies and lingo of how minor league affilitions work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49992241)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Bistre fiercely-loyal filthpig



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: aqua electric furnace menage



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Bistre fiercely-loyal filthpig



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: Hot umber depressive



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: Indigo arousing school pocket flask



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated space



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: irradiated purple elastic band public bath



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: Canary University Giraffe



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Cerebral citrine stage background story

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: bearded lodge boiling water



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: flushed theater

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: Violent hell tank



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: mahogany beta internal respiration



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: fuchsia motley rigor indian lodge

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: Heady crawly stage



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: flushed theater



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