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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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That poztartar
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Wild Coiffed Son Of Senegal

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Tantric sanctuary

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: submissive ticket booth pervert

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: passionate underhanded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: elite becky



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Coral cruise ship roast beef

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Coral cruise ship roast beef

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Racy dead church building



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: fragrant saffron piazza

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Wild Coiffed Son Of Senegal

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: fragrant saffron piazza

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Wild Coiffed Son Of Senegal

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Irradiated genital piercing associate



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: ocher exciting crackhouse crotch

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Electric rough-skinned karate round eye

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Wild Coiffed Son Of Senegal

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: ocher exciting crackhouse crotch

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Wild Coiffed Son Of Senegal

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: ocher exciting crackhouse crotch

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: submissive ticket booth pervert

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Racy dead church building



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Cerise Institution Scourge Upon The Earth

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: heady gas station mad cow disease

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: out-of-control theatre

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Tantric sanctuary

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: heady gas station mad cow disease



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: sooty rambunctious location wagecucks

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Tantric sanctuary

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Wild Coiffed Son Of Senegal

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: hairless base gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: adventurous hot cuck

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: overrated haunted graveyard

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Insane Wrinkle Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: mewling fantasy-prone death wish

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: ocher exciting crackhouse crotch

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: submissive ticket booth pervert

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Cerebral Travel Guidebook Private Investor

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Wild Coiffed Son Of Senegal

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: submissive ticket booth pervert

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: mewling fantasy-prone death wish

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Wild Coiffed Son Of Senegal

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: mewling fantasy-prone death wish

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: overrated haunted graveyard

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: submissive ticket booth pervert

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: mewling fantasy-prone death wish

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: submissive ticket booth pervert

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Cerebral Travel Guidebook Private Investor

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: submissive ticket booth pervert

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: stirring range

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: mewling fantasy-prone death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: submissive ticket booth pervert

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: fuchsia heaven boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: fuchsia heaven boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: slippery degenerate hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Cracking Maniacal Messiness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: fragrant saffron piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: multi-colored bright brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Bistre Self-absorbed Deer Antler Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Laughsome center

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: heady gas station mad cow disease

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: mewling fantasy-prone death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: flirting plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: know-it-all queen of the night knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: contagious violet mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Mint Buck-toothed Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Milky Apoplectic Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: amber bawdyhouse ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Mint Buck-toothed Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Angry French Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Angry French Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: soggy ruddy incel

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Insane Wrinkle Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: carmine supple school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: stirring range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser adulterous boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Laughsome center

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: garnet dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Angry French Internal Respiration

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Frisky talking temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: submissive ticket booth pervert

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: rusted diverse telephone library

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: submissive ticket booth pervert

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Cerebral Travel Guidebook Private Investor

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: submissive ticket booth pervert

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac olive keepsake machete electric furnace

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: mewling fantasy-prone death wish

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: stirring range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Laughsome center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Vengeful black multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: lemon filthpig

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: gay school cafeteria main people

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Bateful coffee pot

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: ocher exciting crackhouse crotch

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: awkward bat shit crazy reading party forum

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gaping

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: mewling fantasy-prone death wish

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Cerebral Travel Guidebook Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: passionate underhanded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Cerebral Travel Guidebook Private Investor

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Indigo set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Startled Lodge

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: navy sexy hominid

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: magical azure police squad

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: ocher exciting crackhouse crotch

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: magical azure police squad

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Cerebral Travel Guidebook Private Investor

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Startled Lodge

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: marvelous windowlicker

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Racy dead church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Abusive Frum Pistol

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Laughsome center

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Bossy Chartreuse State Gaming Laptop

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Pearl Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Cerebral Travel Guidebook Private Investor

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: sadistic confused market hairy legs

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: carnelian puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Cerebral Travel Guidebook Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: charismatic toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Coral cruise ship roast beef

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Blathering pisswyrm rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Cracking Maniacal Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Harsh garrison newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Cerebral Travel Guidebook Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Blathering pisswyrm rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Cerebral Travel Guidebook Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Cracking Maniacal Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Cerebral Travel Guidebook Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: federal gold depressive

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Cracking Maniacal Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Histrionic maize feces

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: fuchsia heaven boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Aquamarine talented rigpig trailer park

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Aquamarine talented rigpig trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: flesh crawly old irish cottage house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: passionate underhanded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Cracking Maniacal Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: magenta property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: slippery degenerate hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Smoky Church Persian

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Translucent Nursing Home Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Onyx vivacious orchestra pit laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Smoky Church Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Smoky Church Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring spectacular step-uncle's house giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Translucent Nursing Home Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: razzmatazz lavender home

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Wild Coiffed Son Of Senegal

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Demanding national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: glassy indian lodge gay wizard

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: free-loading opaque spot generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: fuchsia heaven boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: fuchsia heaven boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: slippery degenerate hospital

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: motley deep university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: sapphire stimulating address double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: white appetizing stead ratface

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: fuchsia heaven boiling water

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle obsidian potus

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Sick casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Cracking Maniacal Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Cracking Maniacal Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Sick casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Slimy Space Quadroon

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Offensive Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: cordovan sweet tailpipe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: lilac swashbuckling idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Harsh garrison newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: magenta property

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Concupiscible rigor point

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Sick casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: costumed chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Cracking Maniacal Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: costumed chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: sadistic confused market hairy legs

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: self-centered native

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Galvanic big-titted principal's office

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Mint Buck-toothed Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Bonkers chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Galvanic big-titted principal's office

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Bonkers chad

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Galvanic big-titted principal's office

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Galvanic big-titted principal's office

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: free-loading opaque spot generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Greedy topaz cumskin foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Cracking Maniacal Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: charcoal glittery business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: amethyst soul-stirring indirect expression kitty

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Milky Apoplectic Weed Whacker

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Bull Headed Low-t Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: sapphire stimulating address double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: rebellious transparent legend area

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: grizzly locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: excitant sable senate

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Translucent Nursing Home Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: big nibblets

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: zombie-like macaca

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: elite becky

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: sapphire stimulating address double fault

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Trip Juggernaut Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49735840)