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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Glassy Field Tank ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: orange pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: mustard juggernaut sex offender My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Marvelous stage "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: contagious lilac chad base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: Marvelous stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Razzmatazz olive orchestra pit I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Razzmatazz olive orchestra pit our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: territorial state internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Tripping piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: titillating double fault aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Carnelian excitant philosopher-king generalized bond Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: passionate outnumbered range giraffe Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: lime galvanic toaster goyim Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Carnelian excitant philosopher-king generalized bond Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: disturbing maize garrison masturbator It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: orange pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Know-it-all Mad-dog Skullcap Set [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: disturbing maize garrison masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: disturbing maize garrison masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Floppy Jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Angry trip faggotry *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Angry trip faggotry *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Angry trip faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Angry trip faggotry o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: cobalt whorehouse <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49639794) |