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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
beady-eyed useless brakes
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
Henna cheese-eating legal warrant
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
beady-eyed useless brakes
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
Ocher pistol twinkling uncleanness
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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Brilliant cerebral sex offender
  04/05/22
He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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1.618
  09/03/26
The minds are not matched
Umber out-of-control deer antler hell
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
grizzly pungent karate
  04/05/22
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gaped crackhouse coldplay fan
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
beady-eyed useless brakes
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
grizzly pungent karate
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
beady-eyed useless brakes
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
grizzly pungent karate
  04/05/22
Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
Cracking Dead Reading Party
  04/06/22
WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
big-titted orange idea he suggested temple
  04/05/22
Height?
galvanic background story
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
beady-eyed useless brakes
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vermilion appetizing clown
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Offensive Misanthropic Sandwich Public Bath
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
Soul-stirring bronze black woman
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shots fired
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lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
beady-eyed useless brakes
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
Coral Ticket Booth Pervert
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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beady-eyed useless brakes
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
adventurous transparent travel guidebook
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
big church building
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
Aggressive candlestick maker
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
Ocher pistol twinkling uncleanness
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
heady den nibblets
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
Laughsome bat shit crazy box office main people
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
Greedy Mentally Impaired Rigor
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless brakes

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Henna cheese-eating legal warrant

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless brakes

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Ocher pistol twinkling uncleanness

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Wonderful rebellious windowlicker

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Brilliant cerebral sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Ocher pistol twinkling uncleanness

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: copper fiercely-loyal senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: sadistic pontificating athletic conference piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Lascivious stain liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Umber out-of-control deer antler hell

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: grizzly pungent karate

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: gaped crackhouse coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless brakes

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: grizzly pungent karate

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless brakes

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: grizzly pungent karate

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Cracking Dead Reading Party

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: big-titted orange idea he suggested temple

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: galvanic background story

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless brakes

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: vermilion appetizing clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Offensive Misanthropic Sandwich Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bronze black woman

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: obsidian patrolman nursing home

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless brakes

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Coral Ticket Booth Pervert

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Laughsome bat shit crazy box office main people

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: adventurous transparent travel guidebook

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: big church building

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Aggressive candlestick maker

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Ocher pistol twinkling uncleanness

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: heady den nibblets

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Laughsome bat shit crazy box office main people

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Greedy Mentally Impaired Rigor

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Ocher pistol twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: titillating fuchsia selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Sickened zippy indian lodge cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: odious ladyboy

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50114491)