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Brainstorm radio jingles for my Law firm (CSLG)
| blue vivacious tattoo dilemma | 06/11/22 |
| Dashing field | 06/11/22 |
| fragrant sadistic lettuce heaven | 06/11/22 |
| blue vivacious tattoo dilemma | 06/11/22 |
| Magenta Sickened Half-breed Death Wish | 06/11/22 |
| fragrant sadistic lettuce heaven | 06/11/22 |
| blue vivacious tattoo dilemma | 06/11/22 |
| fragrant sadistic lettuce heaven | 06/11/22 |
| fishy trust fund | 06/11/22 |
| fragrant sadistic lettuce heaven | 06/11/22 |
| Dashing field | 06/11/22 |
| Dashing field | 06/12/22 |
| goy orbison | 12/05/25 |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:47 PM Author: blue vivacious tattoo dilemma Got a few workshopping at the moment: (these are not final)
🎶If you do a crashy crashy and you want a guy who's flashy Call *honk* *honk* (firm name) attorney at law 🎶
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This one is to the tune of "Call me maybe" but also is legally protected parody
🎶Hey I just crashed oops, my neck is painful Now I'm calling (firm name) law firm baby🎶 |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:57 PM Author: Dashing field Love the call me maybe parody brother. Maybe I can get Carly Rae Jepsen to actually do the commercial, I can afford it, I’m rich lol. Maybe pay her a bit extra for a MFF threesome with my wife. I have sex with my wife, a lot. My wife and I have sexual intercourse a lot. We have sex. Sometimes we invite other females lol. Threesomes. Sex. I will invite Carly Rae Jepsen for the threesome. Email me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44667695) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:59 PM Author: fragrant sadistic lettuce heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44667706) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 8:00 PM Author: blue vivacious tattoo dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44667713) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 8:07 PM Author: Magenta Sickened Half-breed Death Wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44667735) |
Date: June 11th, 2022 7:51 PM Author: fragrant sadistic lettuce heaven Obviously it’s la cucaracha
His clientele is all obese Mexicans.
La cucaracha, la cucaracha
The cockroach, the cockroach
ya no puede caminar
can’t walk anymore
porque le falta, porque no tiene
because it’s missing, because it doesn’t have
una pata para andar.
a leg to walk
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:53 PM Author: blue vivacious tattoo dilemma Love it brother, will run these during Piolin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44667674) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:55 PM Author: fragrant sadistic lettuce heaven He can then hand out fake cockroaches to everyone he meets irl, and they will remember him even years later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44667687) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:58 PM Author: fishy trust fund anthropomorphized giant cockroach plushies with tiny little briefcases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44667699) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 8:00 PM Author: fragrant sadistic lettuce heaven https://www.amazon.com/waiforu-Cockroach-Lifelike-Halloween-Tricking/dp/B09337CYY6/
Put one into a potential clients hand or on their shoulder and act freaked out when you see it.
When tied into the la cucaracha jingle blasted on the airwaves it’ll be unforgettable |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 11:36 PM Author: Dashing field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44668494) |
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Date: June 12th, 2022 4:17 PM Author: Dashing field Just banged my wife. I am so 180 and have a lot of sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44671033) |
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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:12 PM Author: goy orbison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49486250) |