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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Smoky Splenetic Multi-billionaire Pit
  07/17/22
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Chrome famous landscape painting
  07/17/22
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Cruel-hearted Amethyst Property Kitty
  07/17/22
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Up-to-no-good stirring market factory reset button
  07/18/22
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Smoky Splenetic Multi-billionaire Pit
  09/29/22
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Smoky Splenetic Multi-billionaire Pit
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Slippery business firm giraffe
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Slippery business firm giraffe
  01/07/23
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Up-to-no-good stirring market factory reset button
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Maize jew house
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Maize jew house
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
motley theater stage
  03/18/23
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Smoky Splenetic Multi-billionaire Pit
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Maize jew house
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Bipolar ratface step-uncle's house
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Spectacular Rose Location
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Floppy forum
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Floppy forum
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Floppy forum
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Hyperventilating offensive boistinker
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Floppy forum
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Floppy forum
  08/23/24
...
Floppy forum
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Floppy forum
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Floppy forum
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Floppy forum
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
blathering insecure legal warrant
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
poppy razzmatazz stead travel guidebook
  09/28/24
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Smoky Splenetic Multi-billionaire Pit
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Floppy forum
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Floppy forum
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
Violet Haunted Graveyard
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
Geriatric Beady-eyed Heaven
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Smoky Splenetic Multi-billionaire Pit

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Chrome famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Amethyst Property Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good stirring market factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Smoky Splenetic Multi-billionaire Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Smoky Splenetic Multi-billionaire Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Slippery business firm giraffe

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Slippery business firm giraffe

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good stirring market factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Maize jew house

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Maize jew house

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: motley theater stage

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Smoky Splenetic Multi-billionaire Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Maize jew house

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Bipolar ratface step-uncle's house

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Spectacular Rose Location

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Floppy forum

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Floppy forum

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Floppy forum

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating offensive boistinker

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Floppy forum

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Floppy forum

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Floppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Floppy forum

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Floppy forum

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Floppy forum

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: blathering insecure legal warrant

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: poppy razzmatazz stead travel guidebook

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Smoky Splenetic Multi-billionaire Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Floppy forum

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Floppy forum

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Violet Haunted Graveyard

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Geriatric Beady-eyed Heaven

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49932244)