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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
adulterous ceo
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
aromatic stage ladyboy
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
adulterous ceo
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
aromatic stage ladyboy
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
sickened supple school cafeteria
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
sickened supple school cafeteria
  09/10/24
Same
navy hairless travel guidebook
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
sickened supple school cafeteria
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
adulterous ceo
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
sickened supple school cafeteria
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
adulterous ceo
  09/10/24
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aromatic stage ladyboy
  09/10/24
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emerald stimulating orchestra pit
  09/10/24
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Impertinent Cuckoldry
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
aromatic stage ladyboy
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Bateful mentally impaired piazza
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Cerise shaky patrolman
  09/10/24
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adulterous ceo
  09/10/24
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Walnut library
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
sickened supple school cafeteria
  09/10/24
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vigorous nibblets doctorate
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
  03/12/26
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light diverse mood
  10/07/24
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light diverse mood
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Cerebral claret base headpube
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
adulterous ceo
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Carmine factory reset button
  11/26/24
1800000
Bull headed beady-eyed wagecucks
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: adulterous ceo

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: aromatic stage ladyboy

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: adulterous ceo

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: aromatic stage ladyboy

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: sickened supple school cafeteria

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: sickened supple school cafeteria

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: navy hairless travel guidebook

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: sickened supple school cafeteria

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: adulterous ceo

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: sickened supple school cafeteria

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: adulterous ceo

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: aromatic stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: emerald stimulating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Impertinent Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: aromatic stage ladyboy

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Bateful mentally impaired piazza

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Cerise shaky patrolman

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: adulterous ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Walnut library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: sickened supple school cafeteria

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: vigorous nibblets doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: light diverse mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: light diverse mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Cerebral claret base headpube

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: adulterous ceo

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Carmine factory reset button

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Bull headed beady-eyed wagecucks

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49736580)