\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

...
infuriating location
  09/18/24
...
appetizing jew
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
appetizing jew
  09/18/24
...
infuriating location
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
lavender trust fund
  09/18/24
...
High-end juggernaut
  09/18/24
...
Razzmatazz Rebellious Theater Stage National Security Agency
  09/18/24
...
garnet associate chapel
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
infuriating location
  09/18/24
...
Blathering Yellow Field Macaca
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
passionate corn cake stead
  09/18/24
...
cheese-eating crackhouse dopamine
  09/19/24
...
nighttime cerebral casino
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
Ocher marvelous piazza pozpig
  09/18/24
...
black racy dragon rehab
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
Soul-stirring maize hairy legs
  09/18/24
...
Ocher marvelous piazza pozpig
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
Bateful mood headpube
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
exciting bright step-uncle's house weed whacker
  09/18/24
...
nighttime cerebral casino
  09/18/24
...
french thirsty cruise ship legend
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
floppy institution jewess
  09/18/24
...
infuriating location
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
Bateful mood headpube
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
infuriating location
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
Bateful mood headpube
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
infuriating location
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
Bateful mood headpube
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
Bateful mood headpube
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Henna ceo azn
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
Bateful mood headpube
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Henna ceo azn
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
Bateful mood headpube
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Henna ceo azn
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
infuriating location
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Magenta mischievous fat ankles
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
smoky hunting ground national
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
Bateful mood headpube
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
infuriating location
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
Bateful mood headpube
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
Bateful mood headpube
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
floppy institution jewess
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
Bateful mood headpube
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
floppy institution jewess
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
Bateful mood headpube
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
infuriating location
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
floppy institution jewess
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
infuriating location
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
Bateful mood headpube
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
infuriating location
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
Bateful mood headpube
  09/19/24
...
floppy institution jewess
  09/19/24
...
A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/10/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48103439)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: appetizing jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48103444)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: appetizing jew

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48103447)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48103856)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: lavender trust fund

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48103452)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: High-end juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48103458)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Rebellious Theater Stage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48103858)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: garnet associate chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48103859)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: infuriating location

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48103875)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Blathering Yellow Field Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48103881)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: passionate corn cake stead

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48103926)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: cheese-eating crackhouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48108458)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: nighttime cerebral casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48103453)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Ocher marvelous piazza pozpig

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48103872)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: black racy dragon rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48103885)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring maize hairy legs

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48103955)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Ocher marvelous piazza pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106467)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Bateful mood headpube

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106523)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: exciting bright step-uncle's house weed whacker

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48103894)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: nighttime cerebral casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48103931)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: french thirsty cruise ship legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48104396)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: floppy institution jewess

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48104428)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106716)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Bateful mood headpube

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106721)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: infuriating location

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106734)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Bateful mood headpube

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106740)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: infuriating location

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106826)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Bateful mood headpube

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106829)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Bateful mood headpube

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106483)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Henna ceo azn

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106494)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Bateful mood headpube

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106512)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Henna ceo azn

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106535)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Bateful mood headpube

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106542)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Henna ceo azn

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106545)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: infuriating location

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106720)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Magenta mischievous fat ankles

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48108667)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: smoky hunting ground national

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106528)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Bateful mood headpube

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106533)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: infuriating location

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106723)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Bateful mood headpube

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106727)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Bateful mood headpube

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48106732)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: floppy institution jewess

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48108444)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Bateful mood headpube

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48108452)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: floppy institution jewess

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48108660)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Bateful mood headpube

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48108680)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: infuriating location

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48108456)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: floppy institution jewess

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48108658)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: infuriating location

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48110413)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Bateful mood headpube

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48110427)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: infuriating location

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48110432)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Bateful mood headpube

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48111463)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: floppy institution jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48111457)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49340186)