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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Curious Mint National Jap
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
swashbuckling green base
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Curious Mint National Jap
  07/26/25
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Stirring whorehouse
  07/26/25
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Scarlet concupiscible alpha
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Bearded Area Mother
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Curious Mint National Jap
  07/26/25
At a bar
talking cuck
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Stirring whorehouse
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lascivious heaven regret
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henna bonkers resort
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Sickened House
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ruddy learning disabled pocket flask space
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Curious Mint National Jap
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Razzmatazz twinkling uncleanness plaza
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Idiotic becky bawdyhouse
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Slippery soul-stirring native goal in life
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Arousing Patrolman
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confused chrome windowlicker
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dark hospital rigpig
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Aspie Pickup Line
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propecia mathematica
  03/10/26
Not hygienic
ultramarine field haunted graveyard
  07/26/25
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swashbuckling green base
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
spectacular temple fortuitous meteor
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Curious Mint National Jap
  07/26/25
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swashbuckling green base
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
spectacular temple fortuitous meteor
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Stirring whorehouse
  07/26/25
I know what to say
mind-boggling brunch nibblets
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Curious Mint National Jap
  07/27/25
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Ebony shivering parlor reading party
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
stimulating white spot
  07/26/25
...
Stirring whorehouse
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
contagious flatulent hissy fit
  07/26/25
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Idiotic becky bawdyhouse
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
bossy excitant sex offender locale
  07/26/25
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Razzmatazz twinkling uncleanness plaza
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Bateful transparent institution
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Idiotic becky bawdyhouse
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Curious Mint National Jap
  07/26/25
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swashbuckling green base
  07/26/25
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Clear Multi-colored Sneaky Criminal Site
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
swashbuckling green base
  07/26/25
(who did it)
massive station
  07/26/25
...
Stirring whorehouse
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
cerebral karate
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Peach Pozpig
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Black Box Office Dragon
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Curious Mint National Jap

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling green base

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Curious Mint National Jap

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Stirring whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Scarlet concupiscible alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Bearded Area Mother

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Curious Mint National Jap

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: talking cuck

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Stirring whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: lascivious heaven regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Big Balding Stage Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: henna bonkers resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser alcoholic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Sickened House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: ruddy learning disabled pocket flask space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Curious Mint National Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz twinkling uncleanness plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Idiotic becky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Slippery soul-stirring native goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Arousing Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: confused chrome windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: dark hospital rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49732205)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: ultramarine field haunted graveyard

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling green base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: spectacular temple fortuitous meteor

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Curious Mint National Jap

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling green base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: spectacular temple fortuitous meteor

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Stirring whorehouse

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling brunch nibblets

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Curious Mint National Jap

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Ebony shivering parlor reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: stimulating white spot

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Stirring whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: contagious flatulent hissy fit

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Idiotic becky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: bossy excitant sex offender locale

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz twinkling uncleanness plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Bateful transparent institution

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Idiotic becky bawdyhouse

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Curious Mint National Jap

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling green base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Clear Multi-colored Sneaky Criminal Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling green base

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: massive station

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Stirring whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: cerebral karate

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Peach Pozpig

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Black Box Office Dragon

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49134975)