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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
marvelous chestnut son of senegal
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
racy chapel organic girlfriend
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
topaz vibrant persian home
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
magical bonkers parlour
  08/30/25
...
laughsome turquoise trump supporter
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Cowardly deer antler travel guidebook
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
metal bull headed set mediation
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
marvelous chestnut son of senegal
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
metal bull headed set mediation
  08/31/25
...
razzle disgusting legend
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  08/31/25
delusional take
razzle disgusting legend
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Excitant Striped Hyena
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Obsidian comical den selfie
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
marvelous chestnut son of senegal
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
marvelous chestnut son of senegal
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Obsidian comical den selfie
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Obsidian comical den selfie
  09/05/25
...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Khaki Public Bath
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Obsidian comical den selfie
  09/05/25
...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Obsidian comical den selfie
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
marvelous chestnut son of senegal
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Blue unholy mother
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Blue unholy mother
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  09/05/25
Kenny
Obsidian comical den selfie
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
marvelous chestnut son of senegal
  09/06/25
...
Histrionic hyperactive field athletic conference
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  09/06/25
...
Histrionic hyperactive field athletic conference
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
marvelous chestnut son of senegal
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Talented kitchen
  09/07/25
Explain
marvelous chestnut son of senegal
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
cerise office
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
marvelous chestnut son of senegal
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
marvelous chestnut son of senegal
  09/07/25
...
Excitant Striped Hyena
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Obsidian comical den selfie
  01/18/26
...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Elite dilemma mad cow disease
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
marvelous chestnut son of senegal
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
marvelous chestnut son of senegal
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
primrose mood friendly grandma
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Obsidian comical den selfie
  05/28/26
...
misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren
  05/28/26
...
marvelous chestnut son of senegal
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
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  07/12/26
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  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
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  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
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  07/13/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: marvelous chestnut son of senegal

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: racy chapel organic girlfriend

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: topaz vibrant persian home

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: magical bonkers parlour

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: laughsome turquoise trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Cowardly deer antler travel guidebook

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: metal bull headed set mediation

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: marvelous chestnut son of senegal

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: metal bull headed set mediation

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: razzle disgusting legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: razzle disgusting legend

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Excitant Striped Hyena

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Obsidian comical den selfie

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: marvelous chestnut son of senegal

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: marvelous chestnut son of senegal

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Obsidian comical den selfie

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Obsidian comical den selfie

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Khaki Public Bath

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Obsidian comical den selfie

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Obsidian comical den selfie

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: marvelous chestnut son of senegal

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Blue unholy mother

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Blue unholy mother

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Obsidian comical den selfie

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: marvelous chestnut son of senegal

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Histrionic hyperactive field athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Histrionic hyperactive field athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: marvelous chestnut son of senegal

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Talented kitchen

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: marvelous chestnut son of senegal

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: cerise office

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: marvelous chestnut son of senegal

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: marvelous chestnut son of senegal

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Excitant Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Obsidian comical den selfie

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Elite dilemma mad cow disease

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: marvelous chestnut son of senegal

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: marvelous chestnut son of senegal

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: primrose mood friendly grandma

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Obsidian comical den selfie

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: misunderstood scourge upon the earth brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: marvelous chestnut son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996110)