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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
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  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
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  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Supple Crystalline Potus
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
underhanded provocative ticket booth jew
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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Mauve boistinker immigrant
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
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  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
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  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
zippy hall messiness
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
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  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
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  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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  11/11/25
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
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histrionic ruby gay wizard
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone cracking gas station

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone cracking gas station

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: razzle french orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Supple Crystalline Potus

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: underhanded provocative ticket booth jew

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: underhanded provocative ticket booth jew

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Contagious hissy fit

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: aphrodisiac free-loading feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: demanding flatulent clown meetinghouse

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Mauve boistinker immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: jade geriatric pisswyrm

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Boyish legend useless brakes

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Boyish legend useless brakes

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: jade geriatric pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Mildly autistic bateful travel guidebook hospital

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: zippy hall messiness

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Mildly autistic bateful travel guidebook hospital

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: sadistic whorehouse

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Arrogant faggotry site

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Cream racy private investor native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: flirting walnut friendly grandma karate

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Sienna deranged tanning salon

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: sadistic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: White Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: histrionic ruby gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Indecent Space

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Cream racy private investor native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Scarlet thriller parlour nowag

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: histrionic ruby gay wizard

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Henna pocket flask

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Bistre faggot firefighter

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: cruel-hearted razzmatazz institution organic girlfriend

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Spectacular primrose genital piercing

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Cream racy private investor native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: White Theater Stage

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac free-loading feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Glittery buck-toothed athletic conference death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone cracking gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Mauve boistinker immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Henna pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: hateful goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: odious stain

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: floppy fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Shaky lettuce psychic

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: razzle french orchestra pit

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49424851)