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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Concupiscible bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
effete spot faggotry
  04/05/26
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Light Deranged Philosopher-king
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Concupiscible bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Concupiscible bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
effete spot faggotry
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Pearl Resort Mad Cow Disease
  04/05/26
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twinkling background story
  04/05/26
Lol
Aphrodisiac Startled Indian Lodge
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
green drunken temple
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Concupiscible bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
green drunken temple
  04/05/26
...
effete spot faggotry
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
razzmatazz saffron shitlib scourge upon the earth
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Light Deranged Philosopher-king
  04/05/26
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territorial ladyboy house
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
exciting purple gunner
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Big out-of-control newt
  04/05/26
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glittery tattoo
  04/05/26
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heady state dingle berry
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Dun bipolar set immigrant
  04/05/26
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Copper Costumed Station
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Concupiscible bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Dun bipolar set immigrant
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Duck-like center
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Fuchsia shrine
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
boyish stage
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
adulterous laughsome principal's office
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Frum locale sex offender
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Sepia location associate
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Fuchsia shrine
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
adulterous laughsome principal's office
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Sepia location associate
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
glittery tattoo
  04/05/26
...
effete spot faggotry
  04/05/26
...
garnet church
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Duck-like center
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Sepia location associate
  04/05/26
...
twinkling background story
  04/05/26
...
twinkling background story
  04/05/26
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Honey-headed plaza tank
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Honey-headed plaza tank
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
carnelian razzle psychic boltzmann
  04/05/26
...
effete spot faggotry
  04/05/26
...
Pearl Resort Mad Cow Disease
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Shimmering soul-stirring mexican
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Concupiscible bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Duck-like center
  04/05/26
...
Sepia location associate
  04/05/26
...
contagious whorehouse toaster
  04/06/26
Pls respond
pea-brained pozpig liquid oxygen
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Pearl Resort Mad Cow Disease
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Concupiscible bawdyhouse

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: effete spot faggotry

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Light Deranged Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible bawdyhouse

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Concupiscible bawdyhouse

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: effete spot faggotry

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Pearl Resort Mad Cow Disease

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: twinkling background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Startled Indian Lodge

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: green drunken temple

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Concupiscible bawdyhouse

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: green drunken temple

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: effete spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz saffron shitlib scourge upon the earth

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Light Deranged Philosopher-king

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: territorial ladyboy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: exciting purple gunner

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Big out-of-control newt

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: glittery tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: heady state dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Dun bipolar set immigrant

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Copper Costumed Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible bawdyhouse

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Dun bipolar set immigrant

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Duck-like center

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Fuchsia shrine

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: boyish stage

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: adulterous laughsome principal's office

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Frum locale sex offender

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Sepia location associate

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia shrine

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: adulterous laughsome principal's office

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Sepia location associate

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: glittery tattoo

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: effete spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: garnet church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Duck-like center

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Sepia location associate

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: twinkling background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: twinkling background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Honey-headed plaza tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed plaza tank

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: carnelian razzle psychic boltzmann

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: effete spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Pearl Resort Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Shimmering soul-stirring mexican

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible bawdyhouse

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Duck-like center

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Sepia location associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: contagious whorehouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: pea-brained pozpig liquid oxygen

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Pearl Resort Mad Cow Disease

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49812165)