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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
pale circlehead codepig
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superior anglo culture
Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
pale circlehead codepig
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
pale circlehead codepig
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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Idiotic rehab brethren
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Startled fluffy gas station
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
massive set patrolman
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Startled fluffy gas station
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
pale circlehead codepig
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Motley private investor
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man's BEST friend
Glittery vengeful background story
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
beta spectacular gaping
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Dark Offensive Temple
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Chrome Razzmatazz Parlor
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
pale circlehead codepig
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
beta spectacular gaping
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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pale circlehead codepig
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
pale circlehead codepig
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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Embarrassed To The Bone Community Account
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
brindle party of the first part
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49963539)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Cheese-eating corner pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Community Account

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: massive set patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Slate disgusting office

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Startled fluffy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: stimulating sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: beta spectacular gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Chest-beating filthy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Dark Offensive Temple

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: laughsome associate immigrant

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Startled fluffy gas station

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Idiotic rehab brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Startled fluffy gas station

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: massive set patrolman

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Startled fluffy gas station

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pozpig

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Motley private investor

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Glittery vengeful background story

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: beta spectacular gaping

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Dark Offensive Temple

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Chrome Razzmatazz Parlor

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: beta spectacular gaping

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: laughsome associate immigrant

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Community Account

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: brindle party of the first part

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: thriller flickering stead potus

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: massive set patrolman

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Excitant new version shrine

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: fragrant mint generalized bond dilemma

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: amethyst deranged voyeur feces

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: fragrant mint generalized bond dilemma

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: amethyst deranged voyeur feces

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: titillating dingle berry

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: fragrant mint generalized bond dilemma

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Racy frozen step-uncle's house

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Community Account

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: brindle party of the first part

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: adventurous market

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: adventurous market

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: adventurous market

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: umber alcoholic water buffalo hunting ground

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: passionate pea-brained reading party tanning salon

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: adventurous market

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: crusty quadroon

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: bespoke idea he suggested cuckold

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sadistic brunch cuck

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: pale circlehead codepig

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Dark Offensive Temple

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: massive set patrolman

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Maniacal house

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899877)