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Iridescent bossy pervert faggotry
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saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
curious slate kitchen ceo
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I saved one life
Trip Institution Fortuitous Meteor
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only #2 is remotely unique
Indigo razzle-dazzle point
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Where to start
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curious slate kitchen ceo
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
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that's kinda cool
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Explain?
Multi-colored doctorate
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Self defense?
Wonderful Dilemma Son Of Senegal
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
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Ricky
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(Rudolph)
Swashbuckling Umber Becky
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I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
bateful out-of-control nibblets abode
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
Histrionic crackhouse
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
insane newt
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also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
insane newt
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
provocative alcoholic brunch
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
insane newt
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Took over a small country
Green dead hall
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lol wow, holy shit
provocative alcoholic brunch
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No way you're the only one
Multi-colored doctorate
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Okay, I lol’d
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adventurous forum shitlib
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Racy Chocolate Bawdyhouse
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lmao
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passionate ebony hell boiling water
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flushed athletic conference
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Pumo scum
insane newt
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What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
appetizing violent puppy jewess
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
Up-to-no-good hairraiser locale jew
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
Splenetic partner stage
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that is brave
Trip Institution Fortuitous Meteor
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It was as bad you think.
Splenetic partner stage
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I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Trip Institution Fortuitous Meteor
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owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
Up-to-no-good hairraiser locale jew
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
infuriating spruce pit
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
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vivacious chartreuse death wish
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
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wow
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lol
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
Amber philosopher-king friendly grandma
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how many
Cocky Shivering Theater Trump Supporter
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Driven a Zamboni
well-lubricated abusive church building
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180 wholesome unique experience
Multi-colored doctorate
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tyty
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
well-lubricated abusive church building
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180
duck-like plaza
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
Excitant base kitty
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
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wtf
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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Drab vengeful windowlicker weed whacker
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
bateful out-of-control nibblets abode
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
copper swollen private investor home
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Winner
flushed athletic conference
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bipolar big-titted field
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I smoked crack with him.
floppy hospital
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
disgusting big stock car nowag
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Multi-colored doctorate
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
irate psychic school
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Narcissist
infuriating spruce pit
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Coon
irate psychic school
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
irate psychic school
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
mildly autistic boltzmann corn cake
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?
irate psychic school
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Post a link to your novel or stfu.
mildly autistic boltzmann corn cake
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It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
irate psychic school
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
mildly autistic boltzmann corn cake
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
irate psychic school
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Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
mildly autistic boltzmann corn cake
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Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
jade sick center police squad
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Link to said novel?
mildly autistic boltzmann corn cake
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Where did you go,bro?
irate psychic school
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Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
mildly autistic boltzmann corn cake
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
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irate psychic school
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
Poppy razzle milk rehab
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
Dull startled national
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We talking a full degree or community college
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
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She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
Dull startled national
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What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
Jet-lagged Mind-boggling Karate Spot
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
Dull startled national
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
Jet-lagged Mind-boggling Karate Spot
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Supple magical dopamine
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No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
Dull startled national
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Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
hateful arousing community account
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you're 60?
lime titillating heaven yarmulke
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
Yapping Turquoise Business Firm Gaping
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
fear-inspiring peach parlour
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
Sooty spectacular giraffe whorehouse
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Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
Yapping Turquoise Business Firm Gaping
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Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
lime titillating heaven yarmulke
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
Sooty spectacular giraffe whorehouse
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180 I thought you just sucked on it
lime titillating heaven yarmulke
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Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
Poppy razzle milk rehab
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180
electric macaca shrine
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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
pink library keepsake machete
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180!
electric macaca shrine
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flew a P-51.
jade sick center police squad
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Poppy razzle milk rehab
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
Supple magical dopamine
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played golf with Trump
Confused Olive Coffee Pot Church
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
Supple magical dopamine
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probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
Confused Olive Coffee Pot Church
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
lascivious autistic principal's office
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
Confused Olive Coffee Pot Church
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
Multi-colored doctorate
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grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
Jet-lagged Mind-boggling Karate Spot
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
internet-worthy painfully honest gay wizard laser beams
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
pearly property quadroon
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
lime titillating heaven yarmulke
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my asshole remembers that day fondly
Jet-lagged Mind-boggling Karate Spot
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lascivious autistic principal's office
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lime titillating heaven yarmulke
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
Excitant base kitty
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In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
sadistic stage pisswyrm
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Thriller university
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
adventurous forum shitlib
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
180 cuck piazza
  04/13/26
ouch
Supple magical dopamine
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
180 cuck piazza
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your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
Supple magical dopamine
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
180 cuck piazza
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
Supple magical dopamine
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
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100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
vigorous maroon water buffalo lodge
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it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
180 cuck piazza
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
Crystalline cuckoldry station
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not me
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180 cuck piazza
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genuine lol
sickened contagious area
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Crystalline cuckoldry station
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180
hateful arousing community account
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180
Confused Olive Coffee Pot Church
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
transparent den
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Drab vengeful windowlicker weed whacker
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
laughsome prole haunted graveyard
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180
electric macaca shrine
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laughsome prole haunted graveyard
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electric macaca shrine
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
underhanded judgmental address codepig
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😎
laughsome prole haunted graveyard
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electric macaca shrine
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
Deep yellow legend double fault
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Unhinged Senate Potus
  04/15/26
As the director or the, uh, talent?
stimulating theatre feces
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
Ultramarine talented site associate
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
Marvelous claret hissy fit trailer park
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
Crystalline cuckoldry station
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Poppy razzle milk rehab
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
Crystalline cuckoldry station
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
sickened contagious area
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
Crystalline cuckoldry station
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
sickened contagious area
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
Crystalline cuckoldry station
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
sickened contagious area
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
Crystalline cuckoldry station
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
Multi-colored doctorate
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Jet-lagged Mind-boggling Karate Spot
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Demanding parlor
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
passionate ebony hell boiling water
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excited?
Supple magical dopamine
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Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Demanding parlor
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oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
Supple magical dopamine
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Demanding parlor
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curious slate kitchen ceo
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50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Poppy razzle milk rehab
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Demanding parlor
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Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Poppy razzle milk rehab
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As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
curious slate kitchen ceo
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Demanding parlor
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It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
curious slate kitchen ceo
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Poppy razzle milk rehab
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
passionate ebony hell boiling water
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electric macaca shrine
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
Excitant base kitty
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
Hot Indirect Expression
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bateful out-of-control nibblets abode
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
glittery candlestick maker
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how'd you get away
Supple magical dopamine
  04/17/26
Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
Wonderful Dilemma Son Of Senegal
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
cracking haunting dragon
  04/17/26
...
electric macaca shrine
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stand up to these niggers, clearly
Aromatic primrose incel
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
infuriating spruce pit
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
sapphire dashing main people tanning salon
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Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
sapphire dashing main people tanning salon
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fkk it's too outable to say
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fear-inspiring peach parlour
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electric macaca shrine
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been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast
Pearl Box Office
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done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
Cocky Shivering Theater Trump Supporter
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Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
Useless Galvanic Goyim House
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I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet. - ...
Multi-colored doctorate
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Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtst...
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: curious slate kitchen ceo

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Trip Institution Fortuitous Meteor

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Indigo razzle-dazzle point

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: flushed athletic conference

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818407)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: passionate ebony hell boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: vivacious chartreuse death wish

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: sepia odious sweet tailpipe selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: provocative alcoholic brunch

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored doctorate

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: sepia odious sweet tailpipe selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Wonderful Dilemma Son Of Senegal

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: curious slate kitchen ceo

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: vivacious chartreuse death wish

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Supple magical dopamine

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Umber Becky

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: bateful out-of-control nibblets abode

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Histrionic crackhouse

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: insane newt

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: provocative alcoholic brunch

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: insane newt

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: provocative alcoholic brunch

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: insane newt

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Green dead hall

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: provocative alcoholic brunch

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored doctorate

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: vivacious chartreuse death wish

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: adventurous forum shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Racy Chocolate Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: well-lubricated abusive church building

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Crystalline cuckoldry station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: irate psychic school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: shaky hideous chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Poppy razzle milk rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: passionate ebony hell boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: flushed athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: insane newt

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: appetizing violent puppy jewess

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hairraiser locale jew

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Splenetic partner stage

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Trip Institution Fortuitous Meteor

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Splenetic partner stage

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Trip Institution Fortuitous Meteor

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hairraiser locale jew

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: infuriating spruce pit

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: provocative alcoholic brunch

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Racy Chocolate Bawdyhouse

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Supple magical dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: fear-inspiring peach parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: vivacious chartreuse death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: provocative alcoholic brunch

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: bateful out-of-control nibblets abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: insane newt

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: shaky hideous chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: free-loading temple alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: fear-inspiring peach parlour

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Supple magical dopamine

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Know-it-all Impertinent Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Greedy Heady Corner

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Supple magical dopamine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: electric macaca shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: vigorous maroon water buffalo lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: provocative alcoholic brunch

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: provocative alcoholic brunch

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: shaky hideous chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Amber philosopher-king friendly grandma

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Cocky Shivering Theater Trump Supporter

how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: well-lubricated abusive church building

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored doctorate

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: well-lubricated abusive church building

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: bistre famous landscape painting deer antler

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: well-lubricated abusive church building

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: duck-like plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Excitant base kitty

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Crystalline cuckoldry station

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: insane newt

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Supple magical dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Nubile Nursing Home

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: infuriating spruce pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: disgusting big stock car nowag

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: bateful out-of-control nibblets abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: shaky hideous chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: French Native

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Sooty spectacular giraffe whorehouse

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Confused Olive Coffee Pot Church

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Sooty spectacular giraffe whorehouse

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Drab vengeful windowlicker weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: bateful out-of-control nibblets abode

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: copper swollen private investor home

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: flushed athletic conference

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: bipolar big-titted field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: floppy hospital

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: disgusting big stock car nowag

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Multi-colored doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: irate psychic school

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: infuriating spruce pit

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: irate psychic school

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: mildly autistic boltzmann corn cake

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: irate psychic school

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: mildly autistic boltzmann corn cake

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: irate psychic school

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: mildly autistic boltzmann corn cake

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: irate psychic school

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: mildly autistic boltzmann corn cake

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: irate psychic school

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: mildly autistic boltzmann corn cake

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: jade sick center police squad

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: mildly autistic boltzmann corn cake

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: irate psychic school

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: mildly autistic boltzmann corn cake

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: aquamarine soul-stirring background story

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: sepia odious sweet tailpipe selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Dull startled national

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: irate psychic school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Poppy razzle milk rehab

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Dull startled national

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: hateful arousing community account

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Dull startled national

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Excitant base kitty

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Supple magical dopamine

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Dull startled national

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: blue mentally impaired genital piercing

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Mind-boggling Karate Spot

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Dull startled national

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Mind-boggling Karate Spot

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Supple magical dopamine

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Dull startled national

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: hateful arousing community account

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: lime titillating heaven yarmulke

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Supple magical dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Yapping Turquoise Business Firm Gaping

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: fear-inspiring peach parlour

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Sooty spectacular giraffe whorehouse

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Yapping Turquoise Business Firm Gaping

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: lime titillating heaven yarmulke

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Sooty spectacular giraffe whorehouse

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: lime titillating heaven yarmulke

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Poppy razzle milk rehab

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: electric macaca shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: pink library keepsake machete

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: electric macaca shrine

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: jade sick center police squad

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Poppy razzle milk rehab

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Supple magical dopamine

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Confused Olive Coffee Pot Church

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Supple magical dopamine

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Confused Olive Coffee Pot Church

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Supple magical dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: lascivious autistic principal's office

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Confused Olive Coffee Pot Church

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored doctorate

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Mind-boggling Karate Spot

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: internet-worthy painfully honest gay wizard laser beams

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: pearly property quadroon

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: lime titillating heaven yarmulke

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Mind-boggling Karate Spot

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: lascivious autistic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: lime titillating heaven yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Excitant base kitty

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: sadistic stage pisswyrm

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Thriller university

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: adventurous forum shitlib

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: 180 cuck piazza

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Supple magical dopamine

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: 180 cuck piazza

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Supple magical dopamine

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: 180 cuck piazza

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Supple magical dopamine

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Crystalline cuckoldry station

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: vigorous maroon water buffalo lodge

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: 180 cuck piazza

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Crystalline cuckoldry station

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: 180 cuck piazza

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: 180 cuck piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: sickened contagious area

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Crystalline cuckoldry station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: hateful arousing community account

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Confused Olive Coffee Pot Church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: transparent den

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Drab vengeful windowlicker weed whacker

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: laughsome prole haunted graveyard

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: electric macaca shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: laughsome prole haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: electric macaca shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: underhanded judgmental address codepig

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: laughsome prole haunted graveyard

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: electric macaca shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Deep yellow legend double fault

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: Unhinged Senate Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: stimulating theatre feces

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Ultramarine talented site associate

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Marvelous claret hissy fit trailer park

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Crystalline cuckoldry station

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Poppy razzle milk rehab

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Crystalline cuckoldry station

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: sickened contagious area

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Crystalline cuckoldry station

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: sickened contagious area

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Crystalline cuckoldry station

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: sickened contagious area

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Crystalline cuckoldry station

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Multi-colored doctorate

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Mind-boggling Karate Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Demanding parlor

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: passionate ebony hell boiling water

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Supple magical dopamine

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Demanding parlor

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Supple magical dopamine

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Demanding parlor

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Supple magical dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: curious slate kitchen ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Poppy razzle milk rehab

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Demanding parlor

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Poppy razzle milk rehab

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: curious slate kitchen ceo

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Demanding parlor

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: curious slate kitchen ceo

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Poppy razzle milk rehab

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: passionate ebony hell boiling water

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Supple magical dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: electric macaca shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Excitant base kitty

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Hot Indirect Expression

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: bateful out-of-control nibblets abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: glittery candlestick maker

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Supple magical dopamine

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Wonderful Dilemma Son Of Senegal

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: cracking haunting dragon

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: electric macaca shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Aromatic primrose incel

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: infuriating spruce pit

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: sapphire dashing main people tanning salon

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: sapphire dashing main people tanning salon

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted unholy public bath crotch

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: fear-inspiring peach parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: electric macaca shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Pearl Box Office

been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Cocky Shivering Theater Trump Supporter

done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Useless Galvanic Goyim House

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored doctorate

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49849598)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Mustard meetinghouse

Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtstream that are now broadly discussed today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49858354)