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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Salmon weed whacker heaven
  09/15/13
explain.
Soul-stirring cruise ship
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Salmon weed whacker heaven
  09/15/13
this is not bad
medicated razzle-dazzle karate incel
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
erotic ultramarine pit
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Indecent Property
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
marvelous legal warrant sandwich
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
narrow-minded concupiscible windowlicker
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
medicated razzle-dazzle karate incel
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
startling philosopher-king national
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Brindle kitty
  09/15/13
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comical effete business firm depressive
  09/15/13
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Soul-stirring cruise ship
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
medicated razzle-dazzle karate incel
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Salmon weed whacker heaven
  09/15/13
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Exciting Nubile Shitlib
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
fuchsia razzle site faggotry
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
navy jap
  09/15/13
its ok.
Salmon weed whacker heaven
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Peach Dashing Garrison Sneaky Criminal
  09/25/15
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Salmon weed whacker heaven
  12/03/15
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Light bespoke address juggernaut
  12/03/15
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Salmon weed whacker heaven
  01/22/16
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Cobalt rigpig church
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Exciting Nubile Shitlib
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Salmon weed whacker heaven
  06/22/16
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Light bespoke address juggernaut
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Salmon weed whacker heaven
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Insanely creepy gas station
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Salmon weed whacker heaven
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Insanely creepy gas station
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
Salmon weed whacker heaven
  06/21/17
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  03/16/18
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Salmon weed whacker heaven
  07/03/19
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Salmon weed whacker heaven
  02/11/23
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electric church building hunting ground
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Aquamarine offensive round eye
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
amethyst territorial public bath dysfunction
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
Sinister big institution
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lemon ladyboy roast beef
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Salmon weed whacker heaven

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring cruise ship

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Salmon weed whacker heaven

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: medicated razzle-dazzle karate incel

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: erotic ultramarine pit

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Indecent Property

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: marvelous legal warrant sandwich

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: narrow-minded concupiscible windowlicker

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: medicated razzle-dazzle karate incel

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: startling philosopher-king national

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Brindle kitty

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: comical effete business firm depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: medicated razzle-dazzle karate incel

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Salmon weed whacker heaven

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Exciting Nubile Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: fuchsia razzle site faggotry

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: navy jap

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Salmon weed whacker heaven

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Peach Dashing Garrison Sneaky Criminal

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Salmon weed whacker heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Light bespoke address juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Salmon weed whacker heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Cobalt rigpig church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Exciting Nubile Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Salmon weed whacker heaven

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Light bespoke address juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Salmon weed whacker heaven

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Insanely creepy gas station

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Salmon weed whacker heaven

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Insanely creepy gas station

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Salmon weed whacker heaven

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Salmon weed whacker heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Salmon weed whacker heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Salmon weed whacker heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Vengeful brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Salmon weed whacker heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Salmon weed whacker heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: electric church building hunting ground

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Aquamarine offensive round eye

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: amethyst territorial public bath dysfunction

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Sinister big institution

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: lemon ladyboy roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Salmon weed whacker heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Salmon weed whacker heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#48867830)