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Came to “Outback Steakhouse” for the first time tonight. LMAO

Amerikkkans choose to go out and eat this goyslop?
Sick wagecucks
  04/06/26
That's international cuisine you're talking about buddy
high-end indigo telephone crotch
  04/07/26
do they have those in hawaii? it used to be better IMO
awkward abode
  04/06/26
I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, ...
Sick wagecucks
  04/06/26
Top or bottom surgery?
adventurous school sweet tailpipe
  04/06/26
Top but still
Sick wagecucks
  04/06/26
That's a crime against humanity
adventurous school sweet tailpipe
  04/06/26
Not in my opinion. In fact just today at the preop the surg...
Sick wagecucks
  04/07/26
https://youtu.be/ujF8dpyk5XE
amber aromatic old irish cottage stage
  04/07/26
I want my child's surgeon ranting about the president during...
Lemon Odious Cruise Ship
  04/07/26
Well I hardly had time to administer an IQ test given the ti...
Sick wagecucks
  04/07/26
Would you have walked away if the gender affirmation surgeon...
Lemon Odious Cruise Ship
  04/07/26
Of course. I've yet to meet an intelligent Trumpmo.
Sick wagecucks
  04/07/26
Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM Author: Emotionally + Physic...
butt cheeks of Hormuz
  04/12/26
This is insane and evil
Gay Grandpa
  04/12/26
did you stay by the airport or something? should've gone in...
excitant spot candlestick maker
  04/06/26
Wow. Do you have some kind of remote-viewing ability?
Sick wagecucks
  04/07/26
How tf did your kid grow boobs if she was juiced to the gill...
amber aromatic old irish cottage stage
  04/07/26
The standard of care is to not start them on blockers until ...
Sick wagecucks
  04/07/26
You should be in jail
amber aromatic old irish cottage stage
  04/07/26
I will never be "jailed," I will never be "ch...
Sick wagecucks
  04/07/26
"come to me you lisping faggot" said the nigger fi...
chrome mind-boggling trust fund
  04/06/26
Even disco hasn't eaten at outback in like a decade jfc boom...
Fragrant theatre love of her life
  04/06/26
My point is that I'd never been in my life. But they have o...
Sick wagecucks
  04/06/26
He got banned after passing out in the parking lot
mauve police squad potus
  04/07/26
Blooming onion is 180
Electric sienna forum double fault
  04/06/26
We got that. It sucks. Might as well just put out a bowl o...
Sick wagecucks
  04/06/26
Objectively wrong
Electric sienna forum double fault
  04/06/26
Proles have all moved on to Texas Roadhouse
up-to-no-good library
  04/06/26
trump's tarrif's on austrailia made it impossible for outbac...
180 learning disabled stag film
  04/07/26
...
sticky pungent theater stage philosopher-king
  04/07/26
hey man this is triggering for a certain poa
Vigorous dun rehab alpha
  04/06/26
Whoa. I really do not enjoy restaurants anymore. So I’...
cowardly bistre immigrant
  04/07/26
Lol, Bucca di Beppo is the goyslop of Italian food in CA. A...
Sick wagecucks
  04/07/26
Yeah options by Disneyland were limited.
cowardly bistre immigrant
  04/07/26
this. any franchise / chain restaurant is pure SyscoSlop
Yapping fortuitous meteor
  04/07/26
cr but the "ethnic" places have headed that same w...
startled stage haunted graveyard
  04/07/26
I was at a conference once in the area and there are few goo...
Passionate White Senate
  04/07/26
...
Sick wagecucks
  04/07/26
LJL--I was on a big, extended family trip to Disney a couple...
sticky pungent theater stage philosopher-king
  04/07/26
it is filling the space that Ponderosa used to occupy, for p...
Misunderstood stirring liquid oxygen
  04/07/26
Goddamn, maybe there's something to MAHA after all
Sick wagecucks
  04/07/26
Use to eat at one all the time with my ex-gf in San Diego. I...
Razzmatazz Chad Cuckoldry
  04/07/26
I can't believe I read all of this.
chrome mind-boggling trust fund
  04/07/26
chilmata is a bort legend but this is not one of his best po...
amber aromatic old irish cottage stage
  04/07/26
He’s been complete shit since the Asian Human Resource...
Soul-stirring Weed Whacker Hall
  04/07/26
Oh you rike a jarapenyo bager?
Razzmatazz Chad Cuckoldry
  04/07/26
better than eating at outback
Razzmatazz Chad Cuckoldry
  04/07/26
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Misunderstood stirring liquid oxygen
  04/07/26
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  04/07/26
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cowardly bistre immigrant
  04/07/26
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Fragrant theatre love of her life
  04/07/26
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effete psychic
  04/07/26
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lilac range boltzmann
  04/07/26
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So we looked at the data
  04/12/26
The best looking couple award is a pretty good line
high-end indigo telephone crotch
  04/07/26
Mike tweezes his eyebrows.
chilmata
  04/08/26
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thriller obsidian lodge becky
  04/07/26
"Hey! Just kidding!"
sticky pungent theater stage philosopher-king
  04/07/26
...
Sick wagecucks
  04/07/26
the 2nd story is one of the most autistic things i've ever r...
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  04/07/26
(new poaster, first day)
sticky pungent theater stage philosopher-king
  04/07/26
(guy who religiously reads a nearly dead law board)
Brass step-uncle's house pisswyrm
  04/07/26
Literally laughing, 3 minutes after having moved on, at how ...
Boyish mentally impaired gas station pozpig
  04/07/26
Yeah, in the middle of writing it I realized that there was ...
Razzmatazz Chad Cuckoldry
  04/07/26
lol, I think you’ve told this story before
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  04/07/26
"what is this a handsome contest" great story...
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  04/07/26
180 poast classic chilmata
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  04/07/26
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Lemon Odious Cruise Ship
  04/07/26
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Fragrant theatre love of her life
  04/07/26
Brother don't mind the haters I am LMAOing over here
Daft Unc
  04/08/26
Find a small hibachi place and surprise your daughter with a...
cerebral coffee pot garrison
  04/07/26
180
charcoal bearded associate hissy fit
  04/07/26
180 visualization
Sick wagecucks
  04/07/26
...
So we looked at the data
  04/12/26
I used to eat there pretty frequently with my family in the ...
sticky pungent theater stage philosopher-king
  04/07/26
About the only sysco goyslop I can still eat is wings. ...
Boyish mentally impaired gas station pozpig
  04/07/26
It has definitely gotten worse. Previously, more restaurants...
sticky pungent theater stage philosopher-king
  04/07/26
I worked at a chili's in the 00's, and I don't know that the...
Boyish mentally impaired gas station pozpig
  04/07/26
baby back ribs were always disgusting cardbord slop. and ...
startled stage haunted graveyard
  04/07/26
Sysco supplies everyone from abuelitas taco stand to 3 star ...
lilac range boltzmann
  04/07/26
lol i tried jalapeno poppers for the first time in 20 years ...
startled stage haunted graveyard
  04/07/26
Really sad and sick stuff. Food is so fundamental to life an...
sticky pungent theater stage philosopher-king
  04/07/26
...
Surfeando las estrellas
  04/08/26
steaks are the worst things on the menu. everything else is ...
comical insane location boistinker
  04/07/26
You were supposed to go to Texas Roadhouse, my guy
pontificating area
  04/07/26
I don't think I'm going to eat at "chain restaurants&qu...
Sick wagecucks
  04/07/26
chain restaurants are fine. castrating your children is not.
comical insane location boistinker
  04/07/26
You have said the actual truth
charcoal bearded associate hissy fit
  04/07/26
Now reverse those and you'll see the world from my perspecti...
Sick wagecucks
  04/07/26
tbf you can not like chain restaurants and also not be an ev...
fartman
  04/08/26
Good look filing in Judicial Hellhole(TM) jurisdictions with...
Boyish mentally impaired gas station pozpig
  04/07/26
Like Gerry Spence, whenever I go to Judicial Hellholes, I ea...
Sick wagecucks
  04/07/26
This isn't 1992. ARE country doesn't have locally owned pla...
Boyish mentally impaired gas station pozpig
  04/07/26
nah you didn't and the only thing on the menu at your house ...
Only sane guy in the room
  04/08/26
spaceporn showing up, salivating, for a Hannibal Lecter styl...
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  04/08/26
https://theworld.org/stories/2016/07/31/japanese-artist-cook...
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  04/10/26
The casual way in which Poe drops into conversation that he ...
butt cheeks of Hormuz
  04/12/26
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Gay Grandpa
  04/12/26
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butt cheeks of Hormuz
  04/12/26
Was it the one near Southcenter? I've eaten there several ti...
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  04/12/26
Your kids are only "trans" because of what happene...
So we looked at the data
  04/12/26


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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Sick wagecucks

Amerikkkans choose to go out and eat this goyslop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799237)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: high-end indigo telephone crotch

That's international cuisine you're talking about buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799480)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: awkward abode

do they have those in hawaii?

it used to be better IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799248)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: Sick wagecucks

I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, for a minor surgery for my 16 yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799280)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: adventurous school sweet tailpipe

Top or bottom surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799284)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Sick wagecucks

Top but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799296)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: adventurous school sweet tailpipe

That's a crime against humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799313)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Sick wagecucks

Not in my opinion. In fact just today at the preop the surgeon was railing against Mr. Trump and how he's the one who's immoral around this topic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:06 AM
Author: amber aromatic old irish cottage stage

https://youtu.be/ujF8dpyk5XE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799429)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Lemon Odious Cruise Ship

I want my child's surgeon ranting about the president during an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800177)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Sick wagecucks

Well I hardly had time to administer an IQ test given the time constraints, so I used Trump support as a proxy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800430)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Lemon Odious Cruise Ship

Would you have walked away if the gender affirmation surgeon was a Trumpmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800669)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Sick wagecucks

Of course. I've yet to meet an intelligent Trumpmo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800810)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:45 AM
Author: butt cheeks of Hormuz (✅🍑)

Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, for a minor surgery for my 16 yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799280)

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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM

Author: Nyolent Vigor

Top or bottom surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799284)

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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:35 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Top but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49811874)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

This is insane and evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49812818)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: excitant spot candlestick maker

did you stay by the airport or something? should've gone into the city so your zhild could meet some alternative folx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799334)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: Sick wagecucks

Wow. Do you have some kind of remote-viewing ability?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799377)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:09 AM
Author: amber aromatic old irish cottage stage

How tf did your kid grow boobs if she was juiced to the gills on T since age 11?

Also isn't she like 6'4"? Does she have a beard lmao. They always have beards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799431)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Sick wagecucks

The standard of care is to not start them on blockers until the first signs of puberty. So he had what they call "breast buds." He's got a lot of muscles like his old man, so you really wouldn't be able to tell if you just saw him on the beach, but upon close inspection there is a little puffiness around the nipples.

Have you seen my boobs btw?

https://imgur.com/a/you-don-t-have-to-age-Z2XoVcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800446)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: amber aromatic old irish cottage stage

You should be in jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800523)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Sick wagecucks

I will never be "jailed," I will never be "charged with a crime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800811)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:15 PM
Author: chrome mind-boggling trust fund

"come to me you lisping faggot" said the nigger filled slophouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799262)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: Fragrant theatre love of her life

Even disco hasn't eaten at outback in like a decade jfc boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799283)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Sick wagecucks

My point is that I'd never been in my life. But they have one by our hotel so I was like, "I should try out this little slice of Oz at least once."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799301)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: mauve police squad potus

He got banned after passing out in the parking lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799403)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: Electric sienna forum double fault

Blooming onion is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799285)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Sick wagecucks

We got that. It sucks. Might as well just put out a bowl of Nacho Doritos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799298)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: Electric sienna forum double fault

Objectively wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799305)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: up-to-no-good library

Proles have all moved on to Texas Roadhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799300)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: 180 learning disabled stag film

trump's tarrif's on austrailia made it impossible for outback to compete with trh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799692)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: sticky pungent theater stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799739)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Vigorous dun rehab alpha

hey man this is triggering for a certain poa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799312)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: cowardly bistre immigrant

Whoa. I really do not enjoy restaurants anymore. So I’m not surprised it sucks. I took my family to a place called Bucca di Beppo outside of Disneyland last year. We were the only ones in that place. It was a little weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799353)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: Sick wagecucks

Lol, Bucca di Beppo is the goyslop of Italian food in CA. American restaurants in 2026 are just a disaster outside of pure "ethnic" places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799380)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:58 AM
Author: cowardly bistre immigrant

Yeah options by Disneyland were limited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799420)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Yapping fortuitous meteor

this. any franchise / chain restaurant is pure SyscoSlop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799443)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: startled stage haunted graveyard

cr but the "ethnic" places have headed that same way. so many shitty thai/chinese/indian places with clearly premade food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799814)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: Passionate White Senate

I was at a conference once in the area and there are few good restaurants and most were booked. Bucca was booked too and we had dinner there. Was a surreal experience seeing so many big lawyers and bankers dressed in nice suits all cramming in and eating this slop with the tacky decor everywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799664)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Sick wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800385)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: sticky pungent theater stage philosopher-king

LJL--I was on a big, extended family trip to Disney a couple years ago and we ordered a few big pasta platters from there for delivery. We had a spicy pasta that was highly cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799748)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:41 AM
Author: Misunderstood stirring liquid oxygen

it is filling the space that Ponderosa used to occupy, for people who like their steaks thin and grey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799395)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Sick wagecucks

Goddamn, maybe there's something to MAHA after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799406)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Chad Cuckoldry

Use to eat at one all the time with my ex-gf in San Diego. I think the sirloins might be processed or something. Its hard to explain but it is really weird. Two quick stories.

One time eating my sirloin dinner with my ex-gf I found a bunch of staples in my baked potato. There was no risk of me eating them, they weren't hidden or anything. IIRC, it was covered in tin foil and then when I opened it up the staples were in the tin foil or something.

It was like 15 staples. They were loose, but together and it wasn't like I went to take a bite and then saw a staple. I opened my potato and was all, "Holy shit, there's a bunch of fucking staples in my potato."

I wasn't mad or anything, I just flagged the waiter down and gave him my potato and asked for a new potato.

The waiter was predictably, "Oh, wow, holy shit, ok, let me get you a new potato," and then the manager came over who was understandably suspicious of the whole story.

I didn't complain, I didn't ask for anything for free, but she was still suspicious as fuck and I was borderline offended.

They gave me a free meal.

My other story is one time I was in that same Outback just having a beer after work, don't ask me why I was drinking a beer in Outback. I might have gone to get a bloomin onion and watch a basketball game, who knows, it was 20 years ago, but I can tell you it was the only time I ever went to that or any other Outback for a beer. Anyways.

While I'm sitting there I see a lawyer I used to work with just the year before. We shared an office when I started out solo and then I joined a firm, so its now a year or so later and I see him with his fiance.

I tell the bartender I want to buy them both beers. They are both drinking beers out of the Outback's patented frosted mugs. I just remembered the frosted mugs. Maybe that's why I was there drinking a beer. Hmmm. Anyways.

I tell the bartender that when she brings them the beers tell them the beers are free because they are the best looking couple in the restaurant.

They really were a good looking couple. Both of them probably could have been models. And they knew it. They were pretty cool people, I never really got to know her but she seemed cool. Mike was cool. I was bored, just wanted to see their reactions I guess.

So I watch as the bartender brings them their drinks and explain that they won an award (I think that is what I had her tell them) for being the best looking couple in the bar.

When the realized they got beers for free they got really excited and were all smiles and then when they learned the reason, they kind of paused and looked confused. I was only a couple of feet away so I jumped off my bar stool and was all, "Hey! Just kidding!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799441)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: chrome mind-boggling trust fund

I can't believe I read all of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799477)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: amber aromatic old irish cottage stage

chilmata is a bort legend but this is not one of his best poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799481)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Weed Whacker Hall

He’s been complete shit since the Asian Human Resources cunt saga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800150)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Chad Cuckoldry

Oh you rike a jarapenyo bager?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800787)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:45 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Chad Cuckoldry

better than eating at outback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799482)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: Misunderstood stirring liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799495)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:29 AM
Author: purple contagious kitchen turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799517)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: cowardly bistre immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799595)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:05 AM
Author: Fragrant theatre love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799627)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: effete psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799656)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: lilac range boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49813273)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:49 AM
Author: high-end indigo telephone crotch

The best looking couple award is a pretty good line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799486)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 3:31 AM
Author: chilmata

Mike tweezes his eyebrows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49802980)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: thriller obsidian lodge becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799596)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: sticky pungent theater stage philosopher-king

"Hey! Just kidding!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799751)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Sick wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800392)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Brass step-uncle's house pisswyrm

the 2nd story is one of the most autistic things i've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799775)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: sticky pungent theater stage philosopher-king

(new poaster, first day)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799779)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Brass step-uncle's house pisswyrm

(guy who religiously reads a nearly dead law board)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799783)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Boyish mentally impaired gas station pozpig

Literally laughing, 3 minutes after having moved on, at how bad this story was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799803)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Chad Cuckoldry

Yeah, in the middle of writing it I realized that there was no real punchline but I continued on, recklessly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800408)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Peach deranged idea he suggested circlehead

lol, I think you’ve told this story before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799839)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle point

"what is this a handsome contest"

great story though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799980)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: mauve police squad potus

180 poast classic chilmata

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800220)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Lemon Odious Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800679)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Fragrant theatre love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49801055)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Daft Unc

Brother don't mind the haters I am LMAOing over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49804394)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: cerebral coffee pot garrison

Find a small hibachi place and surprise your daughter with a special post-op treat when her surgeon meets you there with a twine-wrapped butcher paper package for the grill. “Welcome to Moloch’s, my friend,” he says as he joins your table. “I hear the water here is really expensive but that just reminds us of home.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799657)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: charcoal bearded associate hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799997)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Sick wagecucks

180 visualization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800449)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49813276)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: sticky pungent theater stage philosopher-king

I used to eat there pretty frequently with my family in the 90s. They'd have a wait on Friday and Saturday nights, and a waitress would bring around bloomins onion for waiting patrons to snack on. It was back in the day when you would state whether you wanted the smoking or non-smoking section, and we'd say "first available" on account of the aforementioned weekend wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799762)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Boyish mentally impaired gas station pozpig

About the only sysco goyslop I can still eat is wings.

15-20 years ago I could have fun with classmates/coworkers at an outback or chili's or whatever, but now it seriously tastes like shit to me.

I highly doubt the food has actually gotten worse (although, see, e.g., Reese's PB cups); I've just become an overly fancy faggot who likes minimally processed shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799810)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: sticky pungent theater stage philosopher-king

It has definitely gotten worse. Previously, more restaurants were doing something closer to actually cooking food on site. Now, there is more and more ladeling out pre-made assembly line slop.

E.g., this video about the same jalapeno poppers being served in a bunch of different restaurants across the country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXXQTzQXRFc

Even small local places fall victim to this. Why cut up fresh peppers and prepare your own poppers every day, when you can just get them off the back of a Sysco truck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799830)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Boyish mentally impaired gas station pozpig

I worked at a chili's in the 00's, and I don't know that there was an "oven" or pots or pans; just a fryer, griddle, microwaves. Soup came from a giant sealed bag. The chips, hilariously, would come in as chips (so not like raw or tortillas or anything) but would still get fried and salted again (which tbf made them delicious; those I would probably still think taste good). The "cooks" were really just heater-uppers.

EDIT: Maybe sysco itself has declined. Like maybe the pre-made soups used to have real cheese, and in the 2010s they discovered that hydrogenized vegetable oil product lasted 30% longer or some shit. Etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799840)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: startled stage haunted graveyard

baby back ribs were always disgusting cardbord slop.

and those werent even "cooks" they were war criminals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799982)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: lilac range boltzmann

Sysco supplies everyone from abuelitas taco stand to 3 star Michelin restaurants - it's all about what level of product they order and what they source themselves from local or artesianal providers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49801244)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: startled stage haunted graveyard

lol i tried jalapeno poppers for the first time in 20 years not so long ago and they were disgusting. used to be my favorite prole food but it was just some velveeta "cheez TM" product inside a green thing and then deep fried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49799976)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: sticky pungent theater stage philosopher-king

Really sad and sick stuff. Food is so fundamental to life and being human. Replacing a great portion of calories with assembly-line filler is bad bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800185)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Surfeando las estrellas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49804346)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: comical insane location boistinker

steaks are the worst things on the menu. everything else is pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800134)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: pontificating area

You were supposed to go to Texas Roadhouse, my guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800451)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Sick wagecucks

I don't think I'm going to eat at "chain restaurants" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800812)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: comical insane location boistinker

chain restaurants are fine. castrating your children is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49800943)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: charcoal bearded associate hissy fit

You have said the actual truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49802305)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Sick wagecucks

Now reverse those and you'll see the world from my perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49802320)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: fartman

tbf you can not like chain restaurants and also not be an evil piece of human shit who abuses and mutilates their own children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49804337)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Boyish mentally impaired gas station pozpig

Good look filing in Judicial Hellhole(TM) jurisdictions with that attitude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49801258)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Sick wagecucks

Like Gerry Spence, whenever I go to Judicial Hellholes, I eat strictly in locally owned places, to get a sense for what a potential jury might look and talk like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49802314)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Boyish mentally impaired gas station pozpig

This isn't 1992. ARE country doesn't have locally owned places. You'll need to hit the applebee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49802751)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Only sane guy in the room

nah you didn't and the only thing on the menu at your house is your poor kid's severed penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49804396)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: peeface

spaceporn showing up, salivating, for a Hannibal Lecter style dinner party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49804454)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: gay indie music

https://theworld.org/stories/2016/07/31/japanese-artist-cooks-and-serves-his-own-genitals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49808484)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:47 AM
Author: butt cheeks of Hormuz (✅🍑)

The casual way in which Poe drops into conversation that he is having his child physically mutilated and disfigured and then keeps talking chain restaurants is sickening and chilling. Poe, you deserve an early and painful death.

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&mc=95&forum_id=2#49811874

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49811876)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49812827)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: butt cheeks of Hormuz (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49812927)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: ....,....,.......,.........,....,.,....


Was it the one near Southcenter? I've eaten there several times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49813262)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

Your kids are only "trans" because of what happened with their mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2`#49813274)