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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
histrionic orchestra pit degenerate
  09/15/13
explain.
Jet-lagged Hairraiser Brethren Center
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
histrionic orchestra pit degenerate
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Rusted Splenetic Ticket Booth
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
embarrassed to the bone stead doctorate
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Brilliant hideous garrison
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
sepia hospital
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Cerebral library
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Rusted Splenetic Ticket Booth
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
maniacal maize set
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Overrated vibrant public bath
  09/15/13
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Chestnut razzmatazz theater
  09/15/13
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Jet-lagged Hairraiser Brethren Center
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Rusted Splenetic Ticket Booth
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
histrionic orchestra pit degenerate
  09/15/13
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Tantric umber kitchen double fault
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Exciting Office Fanboi
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
ruby marvelous wrinkle
  09/15/13
its ok.
histrionic orchestra pit degenerate
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
internet-worthy slate son of senegal boiling water
  09/25/15
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histrionic orchestra pit degenerate
  12/03/15
180
dull sadistic main people
  12/03/15
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histrionic orchestra pit degenerate
  01/22/16
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Sapphire station corn cake
  01/22/16
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Tantric umber kitchen double fault
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
histrionic orchestra pit degenerate
  06/22/16
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dull sadistic main people
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
histrionic orchestra pit degenerate
  06/21/17
do you pay?
dun mood famous landscape painting
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
histrionic orchestra pit degenerate
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
dun mood famous landscape painting
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
histrionic orchestra pit degenerate
  06/21/17
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  03/16/18
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  05/16/18
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histrionic orchestra pit degenerate
  07/03/19
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green area preventive strike
  07/03/19
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histrionic orchestra pit degenerate
  07/30/19
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histrionic orchestra pit degenerate
  02/11/23
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mustard voyeur
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Bateful Ungodly Chapel Partner
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
chest-beating dilemma blood rage
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
violent charismatic pocket flask
  02/11/23
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Out-of-control Swollen Theatre Nowag
  10/25/23
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  03/10/24
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit degenerate

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Hairraiser Brethren Center

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit degenerate

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Rusted Splenetic Ticket Booth

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stead doctorate

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Brilliant hideous garrison

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: sepia hospital

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Cerebral library

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Rusted Splenetic Ticket Booth

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: maniacal maize set

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Overrated vibrant public bath

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Chestnut razzmatazz theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Hairraiser Brethren Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Rusted Splenetic Ticket Booth

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit degenerate

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Tantric umber kitchen double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Exciting Office Fanboi

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: ruby marvelous wrinkle

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit degenerate

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: internet-worthy slate son of senegal boiling water

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: dull sadistic main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Sapphire station corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Tantric umber kitchen double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit degenerate

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: dull sadistic main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit degenerate

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: dun mood famous landscape painting

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit degenerate

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: dun mood famous landscape painting

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit degenerate

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: green area preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: mustard voyeur

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Bateful Ungodly Chapel Partner

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: chest-beating dilemma blood rage

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: violent charismatic pocket flask

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Out-of-control Swollen Theatre Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2`#48867830)