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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
bistre double fault fanboi
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
aromatic cruel-hearted public bath kitty cat
  07/03/15
God dammit.
bistre double fault fanboi
  07/03/15
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Mischievous hunting ground
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
Yellow Buck-toothed Pozpig
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
bistre double fault fanboi
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
Irradiated Anal Principal's Office Regret
  01/29/16
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cerebral faggotry
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
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  07/09/15
180 lulz
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  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
glittery opaque native toilet seat
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
Dark hominid
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
bistre double fault fanboi
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
Idiotic unhinged community account
  07/03/15
Rude
bistre double fault fanboi
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
Stimulating slimy corn cake
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
umber rigpig
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
bistre double fault fanboi
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
umber rigpig
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
bistre double fault fanboi
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
Maroon antidepressant drug mad-dog skullcap
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
bistre double fault fanboi
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
Adventurous amber gas station mood
  07/03/15
lol
bistre double fault fanboi
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
Rusted motley set
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
Supple onyx temple voyeur
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
bistre double fault fanboi
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
mind-boggling azure hell
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
bistre double fault fanboi
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Yellow Buck-toothed Pozpig
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
Dark hominid
  07/03/15
180
bistre double fault fanboi
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
bistre double fault fanboi
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
Flatulent national security agency station
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
bistre double fault fanboi
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
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  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
Hideous Insane Step-uncle's House Coffee Pot
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
bistre double fault fanboi
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
umber rigpig
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
Swashbuckling poppy office
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
bateful high-end school idea he suggested
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
bistre double fault fanboi
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
bistre double fault fanboi
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
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  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
frozen slippery pisswyrm kitty
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
bistre double fault fanboi
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
marvelous at-the-ready newt
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
bistre double fault fanboi
  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
odious quadroon
  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
bistre double fault fanboi
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
Irradiated Anal Principal's Office Regret
  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
bistre double fault fanboi
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
Irradiated Anal Principal's Office Regret
  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
bistre double fault fanboi
  01/29/16
New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
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  01/29/16
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  08/20/16
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  08/20/16
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: aromatic cruel-hearted public bath kitty cat

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Mischievous hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Yellow Buck-toothed Pozpig

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Irradiated Anal Principal's Office Regret

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: cerebral faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: glittery opaque native toilet seat

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: fantasy-prone embarrassed to the bone wrinkle church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Harsh Heady Dragon Indian Lodge

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Ungodly Copper Psychic School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: cobalt center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: glittery opaque native toilet seat

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Dark hominid

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Idiotic unhinged community account

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Stimulating slimy corn cake

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: umber rigpig

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: umber rigpig

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Maroon antidepressant drug mad-dog skullcap

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Adventurous amber gas station mood

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Rusted motley set

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Supple onyx temple voyeur

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: mind-boggling azure hell

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Yellow Buck-toothed Pozpig

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Dark hominid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: Flatulent national security agency station

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia filthy crackhouse gay wizard

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Hideous Insane Step-uncle's House Coffee Pot

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: umber rigpig

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling poppy office

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: bateful high-end school idea he suggested

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: Pearly out-of-control dog poop

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: frozen slippery pisswyrm kitty

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: marvelous at-the-ready newt

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Costumed field pocket flask

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: olive thriller location trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: talented foreskin sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: odious quadroon

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Irradiated Anal Principal's Office Regret

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Irradiated Anal Principal's Office Regret

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Carnelian beta piazza roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: excitant nubile chad forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: excitant nubile chad forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: excitant nubile chad forum

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: excitant nubile chad forum

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Cream domesticated range

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Cream domesticated range

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Titillating market

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Yapping ruby son of senegal library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: excitant nubile chad forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: bistre double fault fanboi

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: excitant nubile chad forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: rebellious nudist trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: excitant nubile chad forum

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: excitant nubile chad forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: rebellious nudist trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: Translucent Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: ( * ) ( * )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2`#49800158)