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anyone else completely addicted to seltzer water

it's all i drink anymore i've temporarily quit a few time...
submissive idea he suggested locale
  03/06/26
1 per day for me for 12 years. Why would you “quit&rdq...
Multi-colored sweet tailpipe
  03/06/26
I drink tap water with ice because I'm American
Thriller seedy trust fund
  03/06/26
*briefcase of gulab jamin falls out*
Anal boistinker
  03/06/26
I don't think you understand how America outside of NYC Juda...
Thriller seedy trust fund
  03/06/26
you're obviously an angry brownoid
Anal boistinker
  03/06/26
try asking for "water" at any american restaurant ...
Thriller seedy trust fund
  03/06/26
you seem to be esl. let me help you. YOU'RE a brownoid
Anal boistinker
  03/06/26
sure man if you believe it's real it is real, but you can't ...
Thriller seedy trust fund
  03/06/26
wife is. she's keeping sodastream in business. 2-3 bottles o...
Anal boistinker
  03/06/26
ive always been a seltzermo because my family was soda prole...
Erotic Crystalline Filthpig Psychic
  03/06/26
You are such a house nigger lmao. I once wrote a thread abou...
underhanded whorehouse organic girlfriend
  03/06/26
ive poasted a lot of scholarship on my proleness. it's not l...
Erotic Crystalline Filthpig Psychic
  03/06/26
No. We talked about this. You can only see a little prole. ...
underhanded whorehouse organic girlfriend
  03/06/26
i edited that in in like .2 secs you catty fag. it wasnt som...
Erotic Crystalline Filthpig Psychic
  03/06/26
There is no such thing as an ascended prole. You cannot exis...
Thriller seedy trust fund
  03/06/26
im not. that would be like saying a foreigner is identical t...
Erotic Crystalline Filthpig Psychic
  03/06/26
Y9u're not Tocqueville. You are a prole with slightly more m...
underhanded whorehouse organic girlfriend
  03/06/26
when the fuck did i say anything like that? what have i c...
Erotic Crystalline Filthpig Psychic
  03/06/26
great sub thread, 180s to everyone involved, I really like i...
vibrant nofapping site rigor
  03/06/26
its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the d...
underhanded whorehouse organic girlfriend
  03/06/26
now that i know you're obsessively refreshing threads ill be...
Erotic Crystalline Filthpig Psychic
  03/06/26
Go back to rEDdIT
underhanded whorehouse organic girlfriend
  03/06/26
dont be mad i pwned you with irrefutable logic. this is why ...
Erotic Crystalline Filthpig Psychic
  03/06/26
wow, gunnerattt ahead of the curve as usual is there anyt...
submissive idea he suggested locale
  03/06/26
was addicted all last summer, it was a 180 summer
Sticky tanning salon codepig
  03/06/26
https://ibb.co/Wp49g9c8
wonderful disrespectful crackhouse corn cake
  03/06/26
adolf hitler would have drank 8+ seltzer waters a day and he...
submissive idea he suggested locale
  03/06/26
Hitler Pampelmousse.
wonderful disrespectful crackhouse corn cake
  03/06/26
180
submissive idea he suggested locale
  03/06/26
Favorite brand? Thoughts on sparkling water?
Coral aphrodisiac masturbator
  03/06/26
i drink my local store brand because it's literally 1/2 the ...
submissive idea he suggested locale
  03/06/26
Yes. We go through cases from Costco.
stimulating useless mother brunch
  03/06/26
my wife is addicted to buying seltzer water then never drink...
Contagious Grizzly Quadroon
  03/06/26
yeah women love this shit all the 180 people in the world...
submissive idea he suggested locale
  03/06/26
(Continental Socialist)
Thriller seedy trust fund
  03/06/26
I very very very very highly recommend you NOT drink seltzer...
Cowardly Arousing Chapel
  03/06/26
really? i thought metal cans have *less* chemicals than plas...
submissive idea he suggested locale
  03/06/26
JFC tard. Don't drink out of plastic or composite containers...
Cowardly Arousing Chapel
  03/06/26
I find fizzy water much more refreshing than plain water and...
vibrant nofapping site rigor
  03/06/26
San Pelegrino is exactly what gunnerat would describe as how...
underhanded whorehouse organic girlfriend
  03/06/26
...
submissive idea he suggested locale
  03/06/26
Sorry I ruined your thread BTW. Gunnerat just makes me so da...
underhanded whorehouse organic girlfriend
  03/06/26
no it's definitely gunnerattt's fault as usual
submissive idea he suggested locale
  03/06/26
wait a second, San Pelegrino is a good water with a pleasant...
vibrant nofapping site rigor
  03/06/26
Enjoy your peroni and aperol spritz proleass fancy prole
underhanded whorehouse organic girlfriend
  03/06/26
It destroys your teeth I have heard. The acid or something.
Doobsian chad
  03/06/26
I actually asked a dentist about this and they said no. Was ...
fragrant kitchen
  03/06/26
He heard a cash register noise as you asked, he's got a cust...
Doobsian chad
  03/06/26
Fair point. I got fucking owned!!
fragrant kitchen
  03/06/26
Whoa. Incel is credited for once Co2 becomes carbonic ac...
Primrose Crotch Resort
  03/06/26
I drink spendrifts almost exclusively
appetizing garrison
  03/06/26
...
adventurous principal's office
  03/06/26
Bunch of fuckin fag communists on this board.
Thriller seedy trust fund
  03/06/26
your brown every White person drinks this stuff now. sorr...
submissive idea he suggested locale
  03/06/26
(asks for a humble bottle of pellegrino at local buffet) ...
Thriller seedy trust fund
  03/06/26
i prefer pellegrino these days
indecent charismatic indian lodge voyeur
  03/06/26
...
learning disabled dilemma new version
  03/06/26
i like to mix my wine with la croix (but not while working o...
histrionic light pit mediation
  03/06/26
never tried this but i have thought about it before is it...
submissive idea he suggested locale
  03/06/26
not really “good” in terms of flavor but it work...
histrionic light pit mediation
  03/06/26
Fizzy water sure is crazy
submissive idea he suggested locale
  03/06/26


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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: submissive idea he suggested locale

it's all i drink anymore

i've temporarily quit a few times but i always come crawling back. it's just too fucking good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720679)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored sweet tailpipe

1 per day for me for 12 years. Why would you “quit”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720688)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Thriller seedy trust fund

I drink tap water with ice because I'm American

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720698)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Anal boistinker

*briefcase of gulab jamin falls out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720703)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Thriller seedy trust fund

I don't think you understand how America outside of NYC Judaism works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720709)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: Anal boistinker

you're obviously an angry brownoid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720714)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Thriller seedy trust fund

try asking for "water" at any american restaurant that isn't "karma sushi"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720729)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: Anal boistinker

you seem to be esl. let me help you. YOU'RE a brownoid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720804)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Thriller seedy trust fund

sure man if you believe it's real it is real, but you can't hide behind "hehe brownoid" in an attempt to deflect from your odious kikedom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720824)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Anal boistinker

wife is. she's keeping sodastream in business. 2-3 bottles of sodastream a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720700)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Erotic Crystalline Filthpig Psychic

ive always been a seltzermo because my family was soda proles and flat water doesn't feel right to me. some nigger mocked me for it back in like 2005 saying "aint that wat oregnant women drink!?" but now everyone does!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720702)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: underhanded whorehouse organic girlfriend

You are such a house nigger lmao. I once wrote a thread about how prole you are just based on my prole or not prole threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720728)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Erotic Crystalline Filthpig Psychic

ive poasted a lot of scholarship on my proleness. it's not like its something i dont own.

link to thread?

being prole makes me the most qualified to weigh in on prole/not prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720801)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: underhanded whorehouse organic girlfriend

No. We talked about this. You can only see a little prole. You cannot see what non proles see as prole. You are the least qualified here.

Editing your posts is paf btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720819)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Erotic Crystalline Filthpig Psychic

i edited that in in like .2 secs you catty fag. it wasnt some pathetic stealth edit that alters the meaning of the poast overall.

i disagee because im an ascended prole and float in prestigious circles now. its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the differences between their native and adoptive home.

and how would it be different if i was a bluebood prestigemo?! that person would be just as unqualified to opine on whats prole. are you an adoptive prole? downwardly mlbile blueblood living in the trailer park now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720838)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Thriller seedy trust fund

There is no such thing as an ascended prole. You cannot exist in both spheres at once. Refusing to accept you are No Longer Prole is itself Prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720844)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Erotic Crystalline Filthpig Psychic

im not. that would be like saying a foreigner is identical to a native.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720850)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: underhanded whorehouse organic girlfriend

Y9u're not Tocqueville. You are a prole with slightly more money than you had 2 years ago. It's why you defend cslg on here. Biggest room on Caribbean cruise equals elite af.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720861)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Erotic Crystalline Filthpig Psychic

when the fuck did i say anything like that?

what have i claimed is prestigious that you disagree with?

you're just being a catty feuding fag because thats the raison d'etre of fags (i learned raison d'etre in ascended prole finishing school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720877)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: vibrant nofapping site rigor

great sub thread, 180s to everyone involved, I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720889)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: underhanded whorehouse organic girlfriend

its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the differences between their native and adoptive home.

Unless you edit again tbf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721028)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Erotic Crystalline Filthpig Psychic

now that i know you're obsessively refreshing threads ill be careful not to add things even .2 seconds after i hit poast. mea culpa.

btw this is extremely prole. the prestigious thing to do would be to at least feign nonchalance rather than exposing that you're manically dialed in.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721100)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: underhanded whorehouse organic girlfriend

Go back to rEDdIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720846)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Erotic Crystalline Filthpig Psychic

dont be mad i pwned you with irrefutable logic. this is why km ascendant and why you're brutally regressing to the mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720853)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: submissive idea he suggested locale

wow, gunnerattt ahead of the curve as usual

is there anything this guy can't do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720792)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Sticky tanning salon codepig

was addicted all last summer, it was a 180 summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720744)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: wonderful disrespectful crackhouse corn cake

https://ibb.co/Wp49g9c8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720760)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: submissive idea he suggested locale

adolf hitler would have drank 8+ seltzer waters a day and he would have had the same favorite flavors as me

fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720789)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: wonderful disrespectful crackhouse corn cake

Hitler Pampelmousse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720830)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: submissive idea he suggested locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720866)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Coral aphrodisiac masturbator

Favorite brand?

Thoughts on sparkling water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720802)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: submissive idea he suggested locale

i drink my local store brand because it's literally 1/2 the price of name brands and 95% as good as them

lime is the best flavor by far imo

sparkling water is good and i get it sometimes at restaurants for fun if they have it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720808)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: stimulating useless mother brunch

Yes. We go through cases from Costco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720816)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Contagious Grizzly Quadroon

my wife is addicted to buying seltzer water then never drinking it because it tastes like shit and having it take up space in our fridge/pantry for months before i finally toss all of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720835)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: submissive idea he suggested locale

yeah women love this shit

all the 180 people in the world do (me, women, others)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720883)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Thriller seedy trust fund

(Continental Socialist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720885)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Cowardly Arousing Chapel

I very very very very highly recommend you NOT drink seltzer from a can. You're basically mainlining bisephanols, PFAS, syrene, formaldehyde, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720887)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: submissive idea he suggested locale

really? i thought metal cans have *less* chemicals than plastic and composite containers do

you got scholarship on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720906)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Cowardly Arousing Chapel

JFC tard. Don't drink out of plastic or composite containers either.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720940)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: vibrant nofapping site rigor

I find fizzy water much more refreshing than plain water and I always have some in the fridge (usually the absolute cheapest I can find, occasionally some San Pelegrino)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49720896)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: underhanded whorehouse organic girlfriend

San Pelegrino is exactly what gunnerat would describe as how he ascended from prole. Adding to my repertoire ty. Also included "white wine with fish" and socks just a hue off of pants.

Ascended paf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721049)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: submissive idea he suggested locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721053)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: underhanded whorehouse organic girlfriend

Sorry I ruined your thread BTW. Gunnerat just makes me so darn mad with his idea that he ascended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721062)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: submissive idea he suggested locale

no it's definitely gunnerattt's fault as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721076)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: vibrant nofapping site rigor

wait a second, San Pelegrino is a good water with a pleasant amount of carbonation, am I being called prole for this opinion????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721091)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: underhanded whorehouse organic girlfriend

Enjoy your peroni and aperol spritz proleass fancy prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721778)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: Doobsian chad

It destroys your teeth I have heard. The acid or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721064)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: fragrant kitchen

I actually asked a dentist about this and they said no. Was concerned because I drink like 4 or 5 cans of seltzer a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721092)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Doobsian chad

He heard a cash register noise as you asked, he's got a customer for life now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721098)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: fragrant kitchen

Fair point. I got fucking owned!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721153)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Primrose Crotch Resort

Whoa. Incel is credited for once

Co2 becomes carbonic acid that dissolves teeth fastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721125)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: appetizing garrison

I drink spendrifts almost exclusively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721082)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: adventurous principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721115)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Thriller seedy trust fund

Bunch of fuckin fag communists on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721132)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: submissive idea he suggested locale

your brown

every White person drinks this stuff now. sorry, Champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721589)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Thriller seedy trust fund

(asks for a humble bottle of pellegrino at local buffet)

"What, are you people even White?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721681)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: indecent charismatic indian lodge voyeur

i prefer pellegrino these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721585)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: learning disabled dilemma new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721785)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: histrionic light pit mediation

i like to mix my wine with la croix (but not while working of course)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721798)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: submissive idea he suggested locale

never tried this but i have thought about it before

is it actually good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49721862)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: histrionic light pit mediation

not really “good” in terms of flavor but it works if you can’t do beer or liquor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49722428)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: submissive idea he suggested locale

Fizzy water sure is crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2`#49722420)