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Bateful School Cafeteria
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saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
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I saved one life
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only #2 is remotely unique
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Where to start
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Sepia lodge
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
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that's kinda cool
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Explain?
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Self defense?
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
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Ricky
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Sepia lodge
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(Rudolph)
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
Costumed Locale
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
supple brunch
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also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
Hairless potus
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
supple brunch
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
Hairless potus
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
supple brunch
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Took over a small country
Cracking telephone
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lol wow, holy shit
Hairless potus
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No way you're the only one
sexy temple
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Okay, I lol’d
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Pumo scum
supple brunch
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What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
filthy narrow-minded hospital cumskin
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
dashing nubile fanboi
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I took a dump at Port Authority.
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that is brave
Laughsome Olive Gay Wizard Pit
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It was as bad you think.
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I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Laughsome Olive Gay Wizard Pit
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owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
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i've exorcised 3+ demons
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
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wow
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
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how many
Yellow marvelous mood bawdyhouse
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Driven a Zamboni
glassy sickened whorehouse
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180 wholesome unique experience
sexy temple
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
Clear Ratface Trust Fund
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
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180
floppy spot
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
painfully honest trailer park
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
Amber Spectacular Place Of Business
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Winner
Arousing casino coldplay fan
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I smoked crack with him.
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
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sexy temple
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
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Narcissist
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Coon
Cobalt Patrolman
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
flickering jet-lagged internal respiration kitty
  04/12/26
It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
Cobalt Patrolman
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
flickering jet-lagged internal respiration kitty
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Cobalt Patrolman
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
flickering jet-lagged internal respiration kitty
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
Cobalt Patrolman
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flickering jet-lagged internal respiration kitty
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
sick concupiscible sex offender
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Link to said novel?
flickering jet-lagged internal respiration kitty
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
Cobalt Patrolman
  04/15/26
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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Cobalt Patrolman
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
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We talking a full degree or community college
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
unholy awkward crotch
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
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She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
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What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
Smoky Beady-eyed Gas Station
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
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Sepia lodge
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No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
lake center
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Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
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you're 60?
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Sepia lodge
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
lilac range
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
maize twinkling uncleanness
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Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
Opaque beta nowag
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Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
thriller emerald church building
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We’re butt brothers, brother.
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180 I thought you just sucked on it
thriller emerald church building
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Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
Impertinent vivacious space
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180
Razzle-dazzle National
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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
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180!
Razzle-dazzle National
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
sick concupiscible sex offender
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Impertinent vivacious space
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
Sepia lodge
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
heady claret laser beams garrison
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
Sepia lodge
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probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
heady claret laser beams garrison
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Sepia lodge
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
glittery public bath knife
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
heady claret laser beams garrison
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
sexy temple
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
Plum library gaming laptop
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Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
thriller emerald church building
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my asshole remembers that day fondly
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thriller emerald church building
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
unholy awkward crotch
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In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
Mind-boggling Toilet Seat Lay
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Fucked Alicia Silverstone
walnut jew
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
vibrant house shitlib
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
Milky boistinker
  04/13/26
ouch
Sepia lodge
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
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your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
Sepia lodge
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we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
Milky boistinker
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
Sepia lodge
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No, they are still talking about it.
hyperactive pontificating chapel
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100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
amethyst sticky senate digit ratio
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it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
Milky boistinker
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hyperactive pontificating chapel
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not me
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Milky boistinker
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genuine lol
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Naked Heaven
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180
heady claret laser beams garrison
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
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Razzle-dazzle National
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
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crawly ocher party of the first part
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
federal dun theatre
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
hyperactive pontificating chapel
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Impertinent vivacious space
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
hyperactive pontificating chapel
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to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
cerebral shaky nursing home
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I don't know what that means, is that good?
hyperactive pontificating chapel
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
cerebral shaky nursing home
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
hyperactive pontificating chapel
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
cerebral shaky nursing home
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
hyperactive pontificating chapel
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
crimson market
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Thats weirdly 180
provocative base
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excited?
Sepia lodge
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Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
crimson market
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oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
Sepia lodge
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
crimson market
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Sepia lodge
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Razzmatazz disgusting ticket booth community account
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50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Impertinent vivacious space
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Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
crimson market
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Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Impertinent vivacious space
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As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
Razzmatazz disgusting ticket booth community account
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You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
crimson market
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It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
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Sepia lodge
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Razzle-dazzle National
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
unholy awkward crotch
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
hilarious roast beef
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
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how'd you get away
Sepia lodge
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
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Razzle-dazzle National
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stand up to these niggers, clearly
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
180 candlestick maker
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Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
180 candlestick maker
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fkk it's too outable to say
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lilac range
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Razzle-dazzle National
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been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast
Cocky Cruise Ship
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done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
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Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
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Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtst...
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz disgusting ticket booth community account

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
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I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: cyan pungent faggot firefighter point

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Arousing casino coldplay fan

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: unhinged dilemma voyeur

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Puce bossy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Hairless potus

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: sexy temple

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Puce bossy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: splenetic mentally impaired state sandwich

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Razzmatazz disgusting ticket booth community account

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: unhinged dilemma voyeur

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Sepia lodge

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: very tactful resort

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: painfully honest trailer park

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Costumed Locale

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: supple brunch

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Hairless potus

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: supple brunch

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Hairless potus

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: supple brunch

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Cracking telephone

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Hairless potus

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: sexy temple

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: unhinged dilemma voyeur

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: vibrant house shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: duck-like primrose parlor round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: glassy sickened whorehouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: hyperactive pontificating chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Cobalt Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: abusive theater preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Impertinent vivacious space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Razzle Judgmental Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: provocative base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Arousing casino coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: supple brunch

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: filthy narrow-minded hospital cumskin

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: dashing nubile fanboi

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Dead factory reset button messiness

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Laughsome Olive Gay Wizard Pit

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Dead factory reset button messiness

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Laughsome Olive Gay Wizard Pit

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: dashing nubile fanboi

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: gold box office indirect expression

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Hairless potus

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: duck-like primrose parlor round eye

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Sepia lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: lilac range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: unhinged dilemma voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Hairless potus

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: painfully honest trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: supple brunch

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: abusive theater preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: ruby self-absorbed university striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: lilac range

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Sepia lodge

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Domesticated aquamarine stead psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Scarlet Meetinghouse National Security Agency

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Sepia lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: amethyst sticky senate digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Hairless potus

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Hairless potus

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: abusive theater preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: up-to-no-good scourge upon the earth

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Yellow marvelous mood bawdyhouse

how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: glassy sickened whorehouse

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: sexy temple

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: glassy sickened whorehouse

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Clear Ratface Trust Fund

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: glassy sickened whorehouse

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: floppy spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: unholy awkward crotch

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: hyperactive pontificating chapel

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: supple brunch

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Sepia lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: spruce home juggernaut

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: gold box office indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Fishy stirring kitty cat legal warrant

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: painfully honest trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: abusive theater preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: magenta trump supporter

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: maize twinkling uncleanness

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: heady claret laser beams garrison

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: maize twinkling uncleanness

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Frum flesh sneaky criminal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: painfully honest trailer park

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Amber Spectacular Place Of Business

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Arousing casino coldplay fan

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: alcoholic obsidian incel location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: odious salmon dingle berry

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Fishy stirring kitty cat legal warrant

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: sexy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Cobalt Patrolman

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: gold box office indirect expression

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Cobalt Patrolman

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: flickering jet-lagged internal respiration kitty

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Cobalt Patrolman

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: flickering jet-lagged internal respiration kitty

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Cobalt Patrolman

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: flickering jet-lagged internal respiration kitty

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Cobalt Patrolman

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: flickering jet-lagged internal respiration kitty

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Cobalt Patrolman

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: flickering jet-lagged internal respiration kitty

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: sick concupiscible sex offender

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: flickering jet-lagged internal respiration kitty

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Cobalt Patrolman

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: flickering jet-lagged internal respiration kitty

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Slate bonkers cuck cuckold

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Puce bossy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: lake center

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Cobalt Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Impertinent vivacious space

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: lake center

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Naked Heaven

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: lake center

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: unholy awkward crotch

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Sepia lodge

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: lake center

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Gas Station

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Plum library gaming laptop

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: lake center

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Plum library gaming laptop

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Sepia lodge

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: lake center

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: thriller emerald church building

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Sepia lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Opaque beta nowag

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: lilac range

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: maize twinkling uncleanness

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Opaque beta nowag

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: thriller emerald church building

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: maize twinkling uncleanness

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: thriller emerald church building

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Impertinent vivacious space

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Vermilion Lascivious Orchestra Pit Skinny Woman

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: sick concupiscible sex offender

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Impertinent vivacious space

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Sepia lodge

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: heady claret laser beams garrison

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Sepia lodge

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: heady claret laser beams garrison

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Sepia lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: glittery public bath knife

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: heady claret laser beams garrison

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: sexy temple

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Plum library gaming laptop

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: tan parlour queen of the night

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: sinister degenerate stock car

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: thriller emerald church building

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Plum library gaming laptop

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: glittery public bath knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: thriller emerald church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: unholy awkward crotch

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Toilet Seat Lay

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: walnut jew

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: vibrant house shitlib

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Milky boistinker

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Sepia lodge

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Milky boistinker

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Sepia lodge

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Milky boistinker

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Sepia lodge

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: hyperactive pontificating chapel

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: amethyst sticky senate digit ratio

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Milky boistinker

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: hyperactive pontificating chapel

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Milky boistinker

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Milky boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: cerebral shaky nursing home

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: hyperactive pontificating chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Naked Heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: heady claret laser beams garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: aromatic principal's office

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Frum flesh sneaky criminal step-uncle's house

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Submissive mewling tanning salon wrinkle

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Submissive mewling tanning salon wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: mildly autistic exciting tattoo immigrant

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Submissive mewling tanning salon wrinkle

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: titillating stage weed whacker

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: crawly ocher party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Racy Henna Clown

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: federal dun theatre

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Drab area hairy legs

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: hyperactive pontificating chapel

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Impertinent vivacious space

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: hyperactive pontificating chapel

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: cerebral shaky nursing home

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: hyperactive pontificating chapel

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: cerebral shaky nursing home

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: hyperactive pontificating chapel

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: cerebral shaky nursing home

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: hyperactive pontificating chapel

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: sexy temple

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Plum library gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: crimson market

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: provocative base

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Sepia lodge

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: crimson market

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Sepia lodge

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: crimson market

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Sepia lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz disgusting ticket booth community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Impertinent vivacious space

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: crimson market

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Impertinent vivacious space

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz disgusting ticket booth community account

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: crimson market

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz disgusting ticket booth community account

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Impertinent vivacious space

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: provocative base

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Sepia lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: unholy awkward crotch

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: hilarious roast beef

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: painfully honest trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Alcoholic vigorous hell mediation

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Sepia lodge

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: splenetic mentally impaired state sandwich

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Irradiated orchid church

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: fragrant nighttime abode

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: gold box office indirect expression

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: 180 candlestick maker

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: 180 candlestick maker

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Flushed contagious institution

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: lilac range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Cocky Cruise Ship

been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Yellow marvelous mood bawdyhouse

done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: mischievous business firm

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: sexy temple

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49849598)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: curious indian lodge

Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtstream that are now broadly discussed today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2`#49858354)