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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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marvelous area
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
Soul-stirring Sooty Theater Stage Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
Grizzly godawful tanning salon sandwich
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
tan stag film
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
Grizzly godawful tanning salon sandwich
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
tan stag film
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
marvelous area
  05/05/24
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tan stag film
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
Soul-stirring Sooty Theater Stage Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/05/24
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Grizzly godawful tanning salon sandwich
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
titillating house
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
Topaz Mewling Market Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
Soul-stirring Sooty Theater Stage Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
Bat-shit-crazy orchestra pit
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
marvelous area
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
salmon deep preventive strike
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
frozen hateful windowlicker milk
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
salmon deep preventive strike
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
translucent regret
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
salmon deep preventive strike
  05/06/24
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maniacal indigo abode
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
azure site tattoo
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
Bat-shit-crazy orchestra pit
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
very tactful curious theater
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Charcoal idiotic stage
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Irradiated genital piercing jap
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
salmon deep preventive strike
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
marvelous area
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
Bat-shit-crazy orchestra pit
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
Razzle-dazzle Party Of The First Part Factory Reset Button
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
Grizzly godawful tanning salon sandwich
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
very tactful curious theater
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
Ruby codepig legal warrant
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
very tactful curious theater
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
marvelous area
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
very tactful curious theater
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
Soul-stirring Sooty Theater Stage Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
blathering vermilion native selfie
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
marvelous area
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: marvelous area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sooty Theater Stage Scourge Upon The Earth

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: Grizzly godawful tanning salon sandwich

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: tan stag film

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Grizzly godawful tanning salon sandwich

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: tan stag film

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: marvelous area

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: tan stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sooty Theater Stage Scourge Upon The Earth

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Grizzly godawful tanning salon sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: titillating house

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Topaz Mewling Market Mad-dog Skullcap

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sooty Theater Stage Scourge Upon The Earth

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy orchestra pit

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: marvelous area

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: salmon deep preventive strike

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: frozen hateful windowlicker milk

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: salmon deep preventive strike

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: translucent regret

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: salmon deep preventive strike

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: maniacal indigo abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: azure site tattoo

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy orchestra pit

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: very tactful curious theater

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Charcoal idiotic stage

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Irradiated genital piercing jap

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: salmon deep preventive strike

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: marvelous area

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy orchestra pit

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Party Of The First Part Factory Reset Button

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Grizzly godawful tanning salon sandwich

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: very tactful curious theater

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Ruby codepig legal warrant

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: very tactful curious theater

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: marvelous area

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: very tactful curious theater

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sooty Theater Stage Scourge Upon The Earth

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: blathering vermilion native selfie

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: marvelous area

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)