Date: November 9th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :()
Daryl started last month and immediately announced he needed “five daily prayer breaks” for religious reasons.
I tried pushing back but - as always- local HR approved, saying it’s “a protected right, Evan - why do we keep having to tell you about our employees' rights?”
Now, every two hours, Daryl rolls out a prayer rug in the stockroom and disappears for 20 minutes.
Today, during his third “spiritual moment,” the store was a madhouse. A BBW in a leopard-print muumuu knocked over an entire display of energy drinks. I begged Daryl for help, but he muttered, “One must not interrupt devotion, friend.”
Cleaned the aisle alone, barely survived the dinner rush, and whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630852&forum_id=2#48314739)