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Could you beat Disco Fries in finishing 2000 calorie meal then running 1 mile?

For $30M Platter will be slopped in front of you both at ...
Galvanic space
  07/07/25
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Galvanic space
  07/08/25
Depends entirely on what the food is. Both of those fat reta...
Aromatic milky hairy legs
  07/08/25
I am a huge fan of phonemos but this is the dumbest hypo in ...
iridescent arousing sex offender regret
  07/08/25
Calories from eating poop does not count for the sake of the...
Aromatic milky hairy legs
  07/08/25
you ate 2000 calories of dried cum from a tradcaths asshole ...
iridescent arousing sex offender regret
  07/08/25
Nope. But you do eat poop. Very cool and sophisticated.
Aromatic milky hairy legs
  07/08/25
You are very cool and interesting and the fact that your vir...
iridescent arousing sex offender regret
  07/08/25
You’re just mad because poop eater month is over. A...
Aromatic milky hairy legs
  07/08/25
Oh Noam i don't normally fuck 5'7 men on the first date but ...
iridescent arousing sex offender regret
  07/08/25
What’s so bad about eating poop? Shouldn’t you b...
Aromatic milky hairy legs
  07/08/25
She paid for Martin's Uber from jail so she could get fucked...
iridescent arousing sex offender regret
  07/08/25
If it bothers you that much you know you can just stop eatin...
Aromatic milky hairy legs
  07/08/25
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Deep native yarmulke
  07/08/25
You could take 8 hours to finish the 2000 cals and still win...
crusty irate home
  07/08/25
this seems impossible to lose, count me in
Provocative community account potus
  07/08/25
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sinister slimy stage
  07/08/25
This is much more difficult than people are acknowledging. ...
Flatulent hairraiser house weed whacker
  07/08/25
"Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 mi...
Provocative community account potus
  07/08/25
Yes. He walks a lot. On flat, even terrain, he can definit...
Flatulent hairraiser house weed whacker
  07/08/25
he's like 8 feet tall, his stride is enormous
Vibrant International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/08/25
sure but he'll get winded after 10 of those strides
Provocative community account potus
  07/08/25
interpreting this hypo strictly this is impossible to lose b...
bateful cruel-hearted principal's office
  07/08/25


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Date: July 7th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Galvanic space

For $30M

Platter will be slopped in front of you both at same moment and the judge waits a mile away

Throw TSINAH in as a third competitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49080255)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Galvanic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49081953)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Aromatic milky hairy legs

Depends entirely on what the food is. Both of those fat retarded ogres eat weird disgusting shit. People that fat never eat anything normal and it’s always just gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49081959)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: iridescent arousing sex offender regret

I am a huge fan of phonemos but this is the dumbest hypo in the world given that DF is 700 pounds and probably doesnt have any bones left in his feet.

so the hypo involves sitting at a diner, slowly sucking on chicken wings, and then casually walking for ~roughly 22 minutes, where you pass by the cadaver of someone tattered by vultures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49081968)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Aromatic milky hairy legs

Calories from eating poop does not count for the sake of the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082011)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: iridescent arousing sex offender regret

you ate 2000 calories of dried cum from a tradcaths asshole who wouldnt let you touch the other hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082282)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Aromatic milky hairy legs

Nope.

But you do eat poop. Very cool and sophisticated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082420)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: iridescent arousing sex offender regret

You are very cool and interesting and the fact that your virgin tradcath fucked a 5'6 Albanian criminal, a repulsive ogre carsalesman, and the best, a geriatric jew, has nothing to do with you so stop taking this personally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082732)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Aromatic milky hairy legs

You’re just mad because poop eater month is over.

Also no way that albaninigger is that tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082734)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: iridescent arousing sex offender regret

Oh Noam i don't normally fuck 5'7 men on the first date but you're so sooooo Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082746)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Aromatic milky hairy legs

What’s so bad about eating poop? Shouldn’t you be proud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082757)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: iridescent arousing sex offender regret

She paid for Martin's Uber from jail so she could get fucked faster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082767)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Aromatic milky hairy legs

If it bothers you that much you know you can just stop eating poop, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082768)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Deep native yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082361)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: crusty irate home

You could take 8 hours to finish the 2000 cals and still win. Disco Fats would have a heart attack if he tried to lug his corpulence that far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49081971)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Provocative community account potus

this seems impossible to lose, count me in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082425)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: sinister slimy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082639)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Flatulent hairraiser house weed whacker

This is much more difficult than people are acknowledging. Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 minutes. Even granting that xo posters are all better-than-world-class athletes, I don't think they're going to do better than a 5 minute mile immediately after eating 2,000 calories. That means you need to eat the 2,000 calories meal no slower than 7 minutes slower then disco fries. There's a huge meal for a typical person, but you know disco fries will just hoover it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082437)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Provocative community account potus

"Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 minutes."

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082446)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Flatulent hairraiser house weed whacker

Yes. He walks a lot. On flat, even terrain, he can definitely do a 12 minute mile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082593)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Vibrant International Law Enforcement Agency

he's like 8 feet tall, his stride is enormous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082597)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Provocative community account potus

sure but he'll get winded after 10 of those strides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082750)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: bateful cruel-hearted principal's office

interpreting this hypo strictly this is impossible to lose because disco fries cannot *run* a mile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082600)