The president wants Greenland — it's massive, it's prime,

a real-estate deal, a steal of all time.

Eighty percent is ice sheet, but hey —

so's the gaming industry's roadmap today.

Trump sent his son Don Jr. to wander the isle

with MAGA hats, no meetings, just vibes and a smile.

The studios send their execs to Davos the same:

a framework of a deal with no finished game.

Greenland: not for sale. The Greenlanders said so.

Gamers: not for sale — yet the microtransactions still flow.

One in ten devs laid off, the ice caps are cracking,

and GTA 6 keeps the whole world just waiting and backing.

The tariffs, the tensions, the mineral dreams —

fifty-six thousand people resisting the seams.

The studios promise the content is coming,

while rare earths and rare updates keep everyone running.

Both empires expand on a framework of air.

Both say we will own this — the island, the square.

And Greenland stays frozen. The servers stay on.

The deal is still pending.

The patch notes: anon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834419&forum_id=2#49668129)