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Cock Control to Training Tom

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Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive
  11/28/22
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Curious love of her life
  11/28/22
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive
  11/28/22
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Curious love of her life
  11/28/22
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talented talking theatre
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red diverse telephone double fault
  11/28/22
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Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
soul-stirring abode jewess
  12/13/22
Me.
Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
soul-stirring abode jewess
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
soul-stirring abode jewess
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
Stirring white corner
  12/14/22
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Carnelian parlor hunting ground
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Rough-skinned wonderful masturbator
  12/14/22
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jet-lagged splenetic deer antler
  12/14/22
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Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive
  09/19/23
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Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive
  11/29/22
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flushed haunted graveyard trump supporter
  11/29/22
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Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
coral gas station prole
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
Adventurous whorehouse roommate
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
coral gas station prole
  12/11/22
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Purple goal in life
  12/11/22
Woah.
Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive
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shivering stage
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bateful dark useless brakes
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
coral gas station prole
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive
  12/21/22
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Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
coral gas station prole
  12/14/22
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Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive
  12/14/22
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chocolate well-lubricated round eye
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Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive
  12/21/22
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Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive
  11/02/23


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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Curious love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Curious love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: talented talking theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: red diverse telephone double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring abode jewess

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring abode jewess

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring abode jewess

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: Stirring white corner

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: Carnelian parlor hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Rough-skinned wonderful masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: jet-lagged splenetic deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: flushed haunted graveyard trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: coral gas station prole

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Adventurous whorehouse roommate

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: coral gas station prole

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Purple goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: shivering stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: bateful dark useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: coral gas station prole

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: coral gas station prole

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: chocolate well-lubricated round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#47013788)