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Cock Control to Training Tom

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Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike
  11/28/22
180
Odious clear hairy legs
  11/28/22
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike
  11/28/22
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Odious clear hairy legs
  11/28/22
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fluffy locale potus
  11/28/22
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Coiffed Greedy Plaza
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Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
Elite Khaki Private Investor Goal In Life
  12/13/22
Me.
Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
Elite Khaki Private Investor Goal In Life
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
Elite Khaki Private Investor Goal In Life
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
Walnut arousing international law enforcement agency
  12/14/22
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Concupiscible home
  12/14/22
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Vibrant corner
  12/14/22
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Galvanic garrison
  12/14/22
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Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike
  09/19/23
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Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike
  11/29/22
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Amber laughsome hunting ground range
  11/29/22
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Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
startling ticket booth
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
puce gaming laptop milk
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
startling ticket booth
  12/11/22
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Dull fortuitous meteor
  12/11/22
Woah.
Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike
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charismatic light striped hyena
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Startled appetizing gaping
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
startling ticket booth
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike
  12/21/22
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Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
startling ticket booth
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Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike
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ocher newt institution
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Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike
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Amber laughsome hunting ground range
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Odious clear hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Odious clear hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: fluffy locale potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Coiffed Greedy Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: Elite Khaki Private Investor Goal In Life

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: Elite Khaki Private Investor Goal In Life

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Elite Khaki Private Investor Goal In Life

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: Walnut arousing international law enforcement agency

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Vibrant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: Galvanic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Amber laughsome hunting ground range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: startling ticket booth

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: puce gaming laptop milk

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: startling ticket booth

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Dull fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: charismatic light striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Startled appetizing gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: startling ticket booth

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: startling ticket booth

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: ocher newt institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring wine tank preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Amber laughsome hunting ground range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#49535059)