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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
Appetizing Misanthropic Generalized Bond
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Puce nubile old irish cottage
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
jet theater affirmative action
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
Appetizing Misanthropic Generalized Bond
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
orchid university
  05/10/24
No
Green institution
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Hairraiser house
  05/10/24
180
Green institution
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
flesh curious step-uncle's house nowag
  05/10/24
180
Green institution
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
Comical shimmering hall
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
azure thriller blood rage
  05/10/24
180
Green institution
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
Comical shimmering hall
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
Gaped space
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
odious lilac idea he suggested genital piercing
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
Thirsty Center Famous Landscape Painting
  05/12/24
...
Appetizing Misanthropic Generalized Bond
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
Yellow Shrine Philosopher-king
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
anal insanely creepy chapel community account
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
fishy big ceo
  05/10/24
...
beady-eyed box office clown
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
narrow-minded mad-dog skullcap hospital
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
flesh curious step-uncle's house nowag
  05/10/24
180
Green institution
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
Impressive karate
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
Rough-skinned Cuckold Garrison
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
fishy big ceo
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
amber histrionic meetinghouse
  05/10/24
...
Stimulating brunch
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
diverse knife milk
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
Plum place of business crackhouse
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
purple hyperventilating base main people
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Hairraiser house
  05/10/24
...
mahogany hominid cruise ship
  05/10/24
...
geriatric razzle pozpig
  05/10/24
...
fishy big ceo
  05/11/24
Kike!
Green institution
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
orchid university
  05/10/24
he was an associate
Dead Pale Faggot Firefighter Party Of The First Part
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
fluffy weed whacker state
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Bisexual Dilemma
  05/10/24
...
Yellow Shrine Philosopher-king
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Crusty Friendly Grandma Cuckoldry
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
Cracking tripping plaza
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
fluffy weed whacker state
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
Lascivious internal respiration
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
fluffy weed whacker state
  05/12/24
probably no one
Appetizing Misanthropic Generalized Bond
  05/12/24
...
geriatric razzle pozpig
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
Rambunctious Vibrant Sweet Tailpipe School Cafeteria
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Bearded tank
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
fluffy weed whacker state
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
Rough-skinned Cuckold Garrison
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Bearded tank
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
Rough-skinned Cuckold Garrison
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
alcoholic french chef
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
violent khaki hell people who are hurt
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
Rough-skinned Cuckold Garrison
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
Thirsty Center Famous Landscape Painting
  05/12/24
...
Rambunctious Vibrant Sweet Tailpipe School Cafeteria
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: Appetizing Misanthropic Generalized Bond

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Puce nubile old irish cottage

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: jet theater affirmative action

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: Appetizing Misanthropic Generalized Bond

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: orchid university

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Green institution

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser house

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Green institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: flesh curious step-uncle's house nowag

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Green institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Comical shimmering hall

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: azure thriller blood rage

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Green institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Comical shimmering hall

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Gaped space

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: odious lilac idea he suggested genital piercing

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Thirsty Center Famous Landscape Painting

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Appetizing Misanthropic Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Yellow Shrine Philosopher-king

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: anal insanely creepy chapel community account

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: fishy big ceo

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed box office clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: narrow-minded mad-dog skullcap hospital

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: flesh curious step-uncle's house nowag

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Green institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Impressive karate

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Cuckold Garrison

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: fishy big ceo

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: amber histrionic meetinghouse

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Stimulating brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: diverse knife milk

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Plum place of business crackhouse

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: purple hyperventilating base main people

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser house

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: mahogany hominid cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: geriatric razzle pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: fishy big ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Green institution

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: orchid university

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: Dead Pale Faggot Firefighter Party Of The First Part

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: fluffy weed whacker state

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Bisexual Dilemma

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Yellow Shrine Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Crusty Friendly Grandma Cuckoldry

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: Cracking tripping plaza

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: fluffy weed whacker state

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Lascivious internal respiration

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: fluffy weed whacker state

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: Appetizing Misanthropic Generalized Bond

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: geriatric razzle pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Rambunctious Vibrant Sweet Tailpipe School Cafeteria

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Bearded tank

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: fluffy weed whacker state

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Cuckold Garrison

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Bearded tank

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Cuckold Garrison

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: violent khaki hell people who are hurt

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Cuckold Garrison

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Thirsty Center Famous Landscape Painting

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Rambunctious Vibrant Sweet Tailpipe School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)