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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
henna submissive quadroon resort
  06/30/25
wow lol
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  06/30/25
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dun well-lubricated scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
razzle-dazzle low-t tanning salon really tough guy
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
henna submissive quadroon resort
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Multi-colored avocado pistol
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
henna submissive quadroon resort
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Hilarious shivering selfie
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Glittery effete mexican crotch
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
razzle-dazzle low-t tanning salon really tough guy
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
jade theater
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
henna submissive quadroon resort
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Glittery effete mexican crotch
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Bull headed galvanic forum prole
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
razzle-dazzle low-t tanning salon really tough guy
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
henna submissive quadroon resort
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Self-centered Deep Kitchen Fortuitous Meteor
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
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  06/30/25
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bateful theatre
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
pearl apoplectic blood rage indirect expression
  06/30/25
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henna submissive quadroon resort
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
glassy hell
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
dark talented theater stage main people
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
medicated beady-eyed box office knife
  06/30/25
...
jade theater
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Bull headed galvanic forum prole
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Diverse skinny woman ticket booth
  07/01/25
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dark talented theater stage main people
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Walnut Plaza
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Magenta indian lodge macaca
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
trip stage preventive strike
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
salmon slimy multi-billionaire
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Aphrodisiac cuckoldry
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Bistre haunted graveyard
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: henna submissive quadroon resort

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle low-t tanning salon really tough guy

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: dun well-lubricated scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle low-t tanning salon really tough guy

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: henna submissive quadroon resort

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Multi-colored avocado pistol

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: henna submissive quadroon resort

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Hilarious shivering selfie

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Glittery effete mexican crotch

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle low-t tanning salon really tough guy

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: jade theater

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: henna submissive quadroon resort

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Glittery effete mexican crotch

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Bull headed galvanic forum prole

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle low-t tanning salon really tough guy

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: henna submissive quadroon resort

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Self-centered Deep Kitchen Fortuitous Meteor

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: rambunctious flesh bbw

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: bateful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: pearl apoplectic blood rage indirect expression

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: henna submissive quadroon resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: glassy hell

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: dark talented theater stage main people

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: medicated beady-eyed box office knife

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: jade theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Bull headed galvanic forum prole

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Diverse skinny woman ticket booth

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: dark talented theater stage main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Walnut Plaza

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Magenta indian lodge macaca

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: trip stage preventive strike

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: salmon slimy multi-billionaire

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac cuckoldry

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Bistre haunted graveyard

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)