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just listed a house on airbnb for the first time. tips?

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Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  08/31/25
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hairraiser henna mediation therapy
  08/31/25
what about a prominent sign "no kfc for 20 miles"
hyperactive galvanic brunch
  08/31/25
If I have to approve each booking will I get banned if I jus...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  08/31/25
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hairraiser henna mediation therapy
  08/31/25
cant i just say "whoops didnt see my phone"?
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  08/31/25
Update: first booking is a nigger. LJL
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  09/01/25
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hairraiser henna mediation therapy
  09/01/25
theres like no nigs where i live and the closest major city ...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  09/01/25
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hairraiser henna mediation therapy
  09/01/25
hmm that's no bueno but on the plus side i am in the country...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  09/01/25
did you really base your plan on the idea that people would ...
Indecent Meetinghouse
  09/01/25
well, yes, but also do niggers travel beyond vegas and vario...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  09/02/25
then why the fuck would people who live within driving dista...
Indecent Meetinghouse
  09/02/25
hey its not a shithole
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  09/02/25
so people will want to come from some distance to stay there...
Indecent Meetinghouse
  09/02/25
i dont wanna out myself here but theres a fair amount of sem...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  09/02/25
so you're renting out a country house with no tourist attrac...
Indecent Meetinghouse
  09/02/25
theres plenty of local attractions but nothing major to draw...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  09/02/25
it is cheap and not in the city, that is what draws in guest...
Indecent Meetinghouse
  09/02/25
will you come stay at my house? i can be naked and on my kne...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  09/02/25
a/s/l
Indecent Meetinghouse
  09/02/25
16/f/cali
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  09/02/25
17/f/fl, teehee
Indecent Meetinghouse
  09/02/25
wanna trade boob pics?
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  09/02/25
lmao it's just some random fucking house in the middle of no...
Bateful Spot Antidepressant Drug
  09/02/25
So the first booking (nig) just checked out. She booked it i...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  09/21/25
Lol ur gonna have a bad time if you ever honestly account fo...
Appetizing Outnumbered Famous Landscape Painting
  09/21/25
I don't collect things, I collect experiences tp
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  09/21/25
But on a serious note I spend maybe 30 mins to get it in con...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  09/21/25
jfc u are a furking maid, i cld never do that shit just hire...
Impressive aromatic sneaky criminal
  10/21/25
Update: I have now hosted 18 unique guests. The worst are th...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  10/17/25
so these fucking spics are gonna stiff me on that $20
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  10/19/25
You sound like a good host.
White laughsome juggernaut
  10/19/25
Ty Amanda Reckonwith, welcome to stay any time.
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  10/19/25
happy it's going well. lol at people leaving GLITTER everyw...
Vivacious set affirmative action
  10/19/25
It's my former residence, built a bigger home. Those glit...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  10/21/25
Update: They ended up paying me $20. I spent it on a book ab...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  11/24/25
how was the book?
duck-like mahogany stag film
  12/14/25
I'm at the part in the book where he's just leaving Sapporo....
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  12/14/25
where are we at on this
insane vengeful crackhouse nowag
  07/16/26
Isn't that a risk because they will one star you back
effete shrine
  11/24/25
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Narrow-minded painfully honest chapel
  10/19/25
Are you still working as a lawyer? Do you have any xo Eas...
dashing background story
  10/19/25
Yeah - my target with this is only about $20-30k per year. I...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  10/19/25
The cabin is a great base for your adventures in Green Mount...
dashing background story
  10/20/25
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Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  10/21/25
Now how much is the house worth and how much are the propert...
Sadistic know-it-all menage laser beams
  07/16/26
See below - it’s located on acreage and it’s har...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  07/16/26
Just got a $10 cash tip
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  11/18/25
i bet none of your law clients tip for shit
Curious yellow crotch
  11/24/25
Actually got my first LAW TIP of $150 this year lmao not fla...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  11/24/25
Just had my first Chinese guests. There were Chinese takeout...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  11/23/25
Also forgot to add but I am now a super host and guest favor...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  11/24/25
how do people become 'super hosts' and 'guest favorites'? i ...
Curious yellow crotch
  11/24/25
After You get a lot of 5 star reviews you’ll become a ...
snowy box office
  11/24/25
Check out time is 11 and I saw the guest leave from my peeki...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  11/28/25
FFS. This nig brought his momma and they stole all the compl...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  11/28/25
Had a desi bitch text me with an inquiry in the middle of th...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  12/11/25
they also smell.
animeboi
  07/09/26
just had a nigger and his "disabled veteran" butt ...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  12/14/25
never understood this you work your entire life away and si...
Claret Hospital
  12/14/25
any other ideas for a second house that's sitting empty? not...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  12/14/25
You would probably make more selling it and letting the mone...
Claret Hospital
  12/14/25
Can't sell it without a property division and granting an ea...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  12/14/25
Idk, maybe its a nothingburger for you, but the idea of not ...
Claret Hospital
  12/14/25
texting guests takes minimal effort, cleaning is not that bi...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  12/14/25
so it's going OK overall or what?
Vivacious set affirmative action
  12/14/25
Yeah, so far it's pretty easy and nothing major
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  12/14/25
nice. i think i'd enjoy it too but otoh i don't have any pa...
Vivacious set affirmative action
  12/14/25
traveling nurse thing seems CR and i've been meaning to look...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  12/14/25
what about an asian bachelorette party
Juden Peterstein
  12/14/25
No, see above re: chinese takeout containers
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  12/14/25
180 - Have you considered hanging a moose’s head on th...
Smoky Public Bath Dopamine
  12/14/25
add “airbnb superhost” to your online dating pro...
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  12/14/25
Have 11 straight nights booked over the holidays, including ...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  12/23/25
Update on this: It was a gay dude who left the place super c...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  04/03/26
I have now been a super host for 4 consecutive quarters and ...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  07/09/26
brother, i am rooting for you. tbh i am sort of surprised t...
Vivacious set affirmative action
  07/09/26
Luckily the house is too small for parties, there’s no...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  07/09/26
have you considered putting a pic/bio page in the gay 'house...
Curious yellow crotch
  07/09/26
I don’t have a house rules book and the only “ru...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  07/09/26
staying at a bunch of euro airbnb's in a week or so, will po...
Curious yellow crotch
  07/09/26
Are you traveling with a bunch of other people or kids too o...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  07/09/26
traveling w/ wife & kid the first week, the airbnb's in ...
Curious yellow crotch
  07/09/26
Makes sense and sounds like a fun trip.
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  07/09/26
In my experience euro short term rentals are pretty chill an...
animeboi
  07/09/26
Airbnb emailed me quarterly insights and I am in the top 10%...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  07/16/26
Im gay.
snowy box office
  07/16/26
could you retrofit it slightly and rent it to an artist duri...
beady-eyed trump supporter
  07/16/26
Can an artist afford $3k/mo?
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  07/16/26
lol a turd booked it and the other two guests on the reserva...
Motley lemon pistol faggotry
  09/04/26
I have some family visiting so I cancelled 8 reseverations (...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  11/01/26
sounds like u r clearly in breach, and therefore liable
Brussels Sprout (Apropos of the Wet Snow)
  11/01/26
Kikes excel on putting all sorts of sneaky shit into "t...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  11/01/26
K law is a bitch
Brussels Sprout (Apropos of the Wet Snow)
  11/01/26
complain to them, threaten to put it on VBRO or something. u...
AZNgirl giving AZNman fake Invite Code
  11/01/26
i think they're probably pocketing it but i dunno, i�...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  11/01/26
they are just kiking u nigga, wtf wld they charge the host? ...
AZNgirl giving AZNman fake Invite Code
  11/01/26
Install cameras everywhere. Leave long chore lists. Tack on ...
Fucking Fuckface
  11/01/26


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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49226172)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: hairraiser henna mediation therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49226173)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: hyperactive galvanic brunch

what about a prominent sign "no kfc for 20 miles"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49226182)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

If I have to approve each booking will I get banned if I just don't approve niggers or turds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49226183)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: hairraiser henna mediation therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49226205)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

cant i just say "whoops didnt see my phone"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49226210)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Update: first booking is a nigger. LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229868)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: hairraiser henna mediation therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229892)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

theres like no nigs where i live and the closest major city is also very very not nig, so i figured i'd set a lower price to get some good reviews going and then jack it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229894)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: hairraiser henna mediation therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229896)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

hmm that's no bueno but on the plus side i am in the countryside and there's not really any "neighbors" per se, maybe i can smoke weed with them lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229898)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:58 PM
Author: Indecent Meetinghouse

did you really base your plan on the idea that people would come from the nearby areas and not be travelling from far away to your airbnb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229910)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

well, yes, but also do niggers travel beyond vegas and various carnival cruises? i live in a small town that is mostly white that doesnt have any real major attractions for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229916)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: Indecent Meetinghouse

then why the fuck would people who live within driving distance book a stay at your shithole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229921)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

hey its not a shithole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229926)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: Indecent Meetinghouse

so people will want to come from some distance to stay there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229928)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

i dont wanna out myself here but theres a fair amount of semi local tourism to this area so i was thinking the majority of bookers will be from nearby city, i dont really think inner city teens will stay here and indeed i havent seen any such demographic when out and about here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229930)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Indecent Meetinghouse

so you're renting out a country house with no tourist attractions and hoping for good guests?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229939)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

theres plenty of local attractions but nothing major to draw in guests from around the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229941)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Indecent Meetinghouse

it is cheap and not in the city, that is what draws in guests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229952)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

will you come stay at my house? i can be naked and on my knees upon checkin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229953)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Indecent Meetinghouse

a/s/l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229956)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

16/f/cali

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229958)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: Indecent Meetinghouse

17/f/fl, teehee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229961)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

wanna trade boob pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229963)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Bateful Spot Antidepressant Drug

lmao it's just some random fucking house in the middle of nowhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229960)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

So the first booking (nig) just checked out. She booked it in advance and was actually the fourth guest I've had. They left the place in pretty good condition and I regret the racism. So far I am digging this - I much prefer texting ppl, washing sheets, and vacuuming to being a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49290249)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Appetizing Outnumbered Famous Landscape Painting

Lol ur gonna have a bad time if you ever honestly account for your expenses and time. The first time you have to spend a day unclogging the shitter after a bachelorette weekend you'll more than wipe out ur few hundred dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49290279)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

I don't collect things, I collect experiences tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49290341)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

But on a serious note I spend maybe 30 mins to get it in condition for the next guest. Quick tidy up, vacuum, strip the beds, put new sheets on, wash old sheets, fold em, wash towels, put new towels out, clean the toilet, and that's it. I love the smell of fresh linens and it's 180 compared to seeing how clause 8 of section 4 interacts with section 6.3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49290346)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Impressive aromatic sneaky criminal

jfc u are a furking maid, i cld never do that shit just hire some furking beaner bitch jfc, cant u add some fraud cleaning fee on airbnb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49363448)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Update: I have now hosted 18 unique guests. The worst are the fat ones. I just had some fat couple check out and they left glitter EVERYWHERE. There's no getting it all out, but I tried my best.

Some other anecdotes include a couple that sold their hold in another state to move here in an RV and they had a toddler. Not sure what happened but they had some RV issue and they had to stay at my place and the husband locked himself out of the RV and they know absolutely no one here so I ended up giving him a ride back to the airbnb because his wife didn't have the car seat to go get him or something. He put the carseat in my trunk and spilled crumbs and shit everywhere and they left the house totally trashed from their stupid kid, but it felt nice to help people.

Another guy had never recorded a stay on Airbnb and was new to the app. Left the place immaculate and even left a $15 cash tip on the bed.

The most recent guests that left glitter everywhere also left jewelry. I have mailed it to them and invoiced them $20, I already sent it so I am hoping they pay.

I am a licensed lawyer btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49356163)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

so these fucking spics are gonna stiff me on that $20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360868)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: White laughsome juggernaut

You sound like a good host.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360872)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Ty Amanda Reckonwith, welcome to stay any time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360883)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Vivacious set affirmative action

happy it's going well. lol at people leaving GLITTER everywhere jfc

edit: is this an investment property, or cottage or something? it's not your actual residence is it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360886)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

It's my former residence, built a bigger home.

Those glitter spics that left the jewelry - I mailed it and it was delivered yesterday, no acknowledgment that they even received it and of course they haven't reimbursed my shipping expense. I think I will give them a couple more days then hit em with DAT ONE STAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49365375)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Update: They ended up paying me $20. I spent it on a book about some birdshit that walked across Japan in the 70s (https://www.amazon.com/Roads-Sata-2000-Mile-Through-Japan/dp/1568361874) and am awaiting delivery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457218)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: duck-like mahogany stag film

how was the book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509353)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

I'm at the part in the book where he's just leaving Sapporo. Still got a ways to go, it takes me forever to get through a book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509355)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: insane vengeful crackhouse nowag

where are we at on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50004781)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: effete shrine

Isn't that a risk because they will one star you back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457431)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: Narrow-minded painfully honest chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360888)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: dashing background story

Are you still working as a lawyer?

Do you have any xo Easter eggs in the listing for your bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360943)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Yeah - my target with this is only about $20-30k per year. It's too much work to scale this to have more properties and at that point I'd need to hire cleaners and I'd be at risk of a downturn, etc. Right now I wfh right next to it and I just pop over at check out to clean for the next guest, usually take lunch after that, then get back to poasting or billing. No easter eggs, suggestions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360945)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: dashing background story

The cabin is a great base for your adventures in Green Mountain National Forest, at Stratton, or pretty much wherever you want. It features a renovated kitchen, four big bedrooms, and two livings room. You'll be glad to stay here and see what unfolds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49362433)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 6:24 AM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49363437)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Sadistic know-it-all menage laser beams

Now how much is the house worth and how much are the property taxes? You probably aren't getting a better rate of return than just selling the house and investing the money. You should be collecting 15-20% of the value of the home each year to make this bullshit worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50004738)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

See below - it’s located on acreage and it’s hard to split off and sell. It’s part of my compound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50004753)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Just got a $10 cash tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49440755)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Curious yellow crotch

i bet none of your law clients tip for shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457415)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Actually got my first LAW TIP of $150 this year lmao not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457985)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Just had my first Chinese guests. There were Chinese takeout containers at the top of the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49454380)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Also forgot to add but I am now a super host and guest favorite. I have 22 5-star reviews. One faggot rated me 4 stars and gave me a "2" for communication, despite the fact he never once contacted me or anything. The fuck was he expecting? My stats show I always respond within an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457214)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Curious yellow crotch

how do people become 'super hosts' and 'guest favorites'? i thought i saw some airbnb types bitching about superhosts not appearing as promenently in search results or smth like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457418)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: snowy box office

After You get a lot of 5 star reviews you’ll become a super host. And no, It’s the opposite…super hosts will be more visible in searches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457423)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Check out time is 11 and I saw the guest leave from my peeking area in my house and I went over there and the house was cluttered with their shit. So I texted and it's a WGWBG couple and the guy said his mom "thought check out was at 1" and she just arrived at their house for breakfast. I have another guest checking in at 3, if this nig isn't packed up (LJL at them running on time) I'm just gonna bag her shit up and let her come grab it. When is check out ever at 1 anywhere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49467839)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

FFS. This nig brought his momma and they stole all the complimentary water/tea bottles from the fridge and also the aveeno body wash; they LEFT THE FRIDGE DOOR OPEN (granted it was like the drink door and not the full size door but it still allowed warm air into the entire fridge). I mean what the fuck. Are these niggas living in some apartment with the old school big ass white fridge, was this too complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49468296)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Had a desi bitch text me with an inquiry in the middle of the night "What are the nearby attractions?"

bitch use google bloody benchod. Why do Indian ppl always waste time and ask a million retarded questions? They are a bunch of retarded fucking monkeys and animals have no concept of time or respecting your time. This is why I refuse to take Indian clients for legal matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49502353)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

they also smell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988046)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

just had a nigger and his "disabled veteran" butt buddy check out and there's fucking dog hair everywhere. not sure what (if anything) i can do about this, they're gonna lie and say it's a service animal cause these childless loser freaks treat their dumbass dog as a surrogate child and take it everywhere with them. i think i can only revise my rules to say no unattended dogs. for the present one i may leave a 1 star review and say i'm highly allergic to dog dander and a head's up would have been appreciated that they were bringing dogs when the listing specifically says no dogs. not only that i have literally 1 rule (lock the door when leaving) and they failed to do that. dumbass fucktarded nigger and cumskin "(mentally) disabled veteran"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509261)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Claret Hospital

never understood this

you work your entire life away and sit on your balls for 20 years to avoid proles, inviting them into your house as you wait on them hand & foot seems insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509277)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

any other ideas for a second house that's sitting empty? not practical to sell it, don't want a long term tenant since they'll have rights and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509279)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Claret Hospital

You would probably make more selling it and letting the money sit in a fund

Waiting around for/and/to text retards and cleaning up their excrement and sheddings seems ncr 120 ROI

Your time must be literally worthless to do this, also, someone will eventually wreck the place for fun (kids go around turning out airbnbs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509294)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Can't sell it without a property division and granting an easement (which would massively decreased the sales price compared to value). It's tucked into a property with acreage that has other things on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509301)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Claret Hospital

Idk, maybe its a nothingburger for you, but the idea of not dealing with high traffic proledom seems the entire purpose of working/saving money

Why not just give it up to some sort of property management co and just get rent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509307)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

texting guests takes minimal effort, cleaning is not that big of a deal and i dont wanna give up all my profit to pay some illegal beaner that's gonna do a half assed job when i can just do it myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509334)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Vivacious set affirmative action

so it's going OK overall or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509276)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Yeah, so far it's pretty easy and nothing major

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509278)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Vivacious set affirmative action

nice. i think i'd enjoy it too but otoh i don't have any patience for any of the stuff you're mentioning. i would just want to cater to young bachelorette parties or college cheerleaders or traveling nurses. i'd be a total gentleman and nice host but just saying those are the guests i would want to interact with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509314)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

traveling nurse thing seems CR and i've been meaning to look into that. i would prefer more disabled dog niggas than a bachelorette party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509337)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Juden Peterstein

what about an asian bachelorette party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509340)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

No, see above re: chinese takeout containers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509342)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Smoky Public Bath Dopamine

180 - Have you considered hanging a moose’s head on the wall and hiring a bellman from Barcelona?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509312)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are good)

add “airbnb superhost” to your online dating profile and the asian hiking girlfriends will queue at your door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509378)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Have 11 straight nights booked over the holidays, including Christmas and NYE. A single guest is checking in for 3 nights. Seems a bit odd, hope he doesn't kill himself over Christmas. Should I invite him over to my place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49534446)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Update on this: It was a gay dude who left the place super clean and had some faggy friends over, no clear signs of buttsex.

Also after about 8 months I got my first turdskin that booked the place. Wish me luck bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49791571)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:55 AM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

I have now been a super host for 4 consecutive quarters and Airbnb has rewarded me with a $100 airbnb credit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49987939)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: Vivacious set affirmative action

brother, i am rooting for you. tbh i am sort of surprised this is working out as well as it seems to be. otoh i have friends with an airbnb beach house and it's been very profitable for them - thing is, they dodge some of the unfavorable renters by virtue of the high price

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49987943)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Luckily the house is too small for parties, there’s no teens where I live, and overall it’s just families or people in town for sports or weddings or what have you. It’s a relatively affluent suburb. It’s not really worth the effort based on my lawyer hourly rate but it’s good to diversify and have a second income stream and I’ve got my kids doing most of the cleaning now and I pay em like $25 each

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988003)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Curious yellow crotch

have you considered putting a pic/bio page in the gay 'house rules' book letting people know the cleaning lady is a guatemalan 'immigrant' ? might increase your tips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988019)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

I don’t have a house rules book and the only “rule” listed in the app is please lock the door after check out and half these retards cant even do that. People that make a binder of bullshit are deluding themselves nobody reads all that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988022)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Curious yellow crotch

staying at a bunch of euro airbnb's in a week or so, will post any ridiculous binder requests from the hosts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988102)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Are you traveling with a bunch of other people or kids too old to share a bed? Airbnb seems more expensive and more hassle than hotels these days and only seems worth it if you need extra space.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988107)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Curious yellow crotch

traveling w/ wife & kid the first week, the airbnb's in paris and barcelona were price competitive with any decent hotel and we get a lot more space / option to do simple meals if we want.

we will use a marriot in madrid when we drop off the kid at the music school, then another airbnb for us in palma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988116)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Makes sense and sounds like a fun trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988119)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

In my experience euro short term rentals are pretty chill and don't ask you to do bullshit like in the US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988202)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Airbnb emailed me quarterly insights and I am in the top 10% of earners. I've made about $10k in the past 3 months so either these stats are all flame or Airbnb is an extremely poor choice for a business. I am doing this just because I have an extra house that is on acreage so it's really this or let it sit empty or repurpose it into something else. So far an income stream of about $30-40k per year is not bad and I am overall satisfied with the decision but I can't imagine people that have a whole bunch of properties and after taxes and cleaning and whatnot there's no way they are making much profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50004711)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: snowy box office

Im gay.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50004758)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed trump supporter

could you retrofit it slightly and rent it to an artist during business hours, so no overnight but instead, just peace and serenity so they may do their art?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50004805)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

Can an artist afford $3k/mo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50004932)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Motley lemon pistol faggotry

lol a turd booked it and the other two guests on the reservation are a chink and a beaner. hope you enjoy my home, fellow poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50116259)



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Date: November 1st, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

I have some family visiting so I cancelled 8 reseverations (some more than a month out) and got KIKED hard by airbnb. I didn't realize if a host cancels on you they reimburse a percent? So I will have $1,500 deducted from future payouts which will translate to about a week of FREE LABOR on my end. I wonder if I just never relist it will airbnb have to eat that cost?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50219307)



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Date: November 1st, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Brussels Sprout (Apropos of the Wet Snow)

sounds like u r clearly in breach, and therefore liable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50219315)



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Date: November 1st, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Kikes excel on putting all sorts of sneaky shit into "terms" that they know normal person is going to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50219316)



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Date: November 1st, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Brussels Sprout (Apropos of the Wet Snow)

K law is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50219321)



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Date: November 1st, 2026 8:39 AM
Author: AZNgirl giving AZNman fake Invite Code

complain to them, threaten to put it on VBRO or something. u must be a goy that u havent figured this out but airbnb definitely cares moar abt hosts than guests, ive used that shit so much sometimes 200 days a year and they never have even given me a 1% off coupon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50219327)



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Date: November 1st, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

i think they're probably pocketing it but i dunno, i've never cancelled on someone before and i havent used it as a guest in years and i've never been cancelled on so who's to say. you can claim emergency and not lose the money, but i am not sure if it's worth creating fraudulent documents as a lawyer in order to save $1500. i may threaten to go vrbo or something else when the time comes to see if they'll reduce the amount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50219329)



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Date: November 1st, 2026 8:45 AM
Author: AZNgirl giving AZNman fake Invite Code

they are just kiking u nigga, wtf wld they charge the host? when i rent with them its either non refundable or in some countries they have refundable until like day before or something

so wtf is airbnbs loss, the cancellation policy shld have been stated clearly . they prob kiked u caue u cancelled so many all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50219331)



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Date: November 1st, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Install cameras everywhere. Leave long chore lists. Tack on a 150/rental sanitation fee. Suggest the worst restaurants in the area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#50219322)