But I been low key

Hated on by most these posters with no n00ds,

GChats with no doods

No crushes, no feuds

No askav-adaptations of "Creep"

MAD at me 'cause

I can finally afford to dress like the MEN on AMC

Got a dorm in a single and it's all full of pics

To add to the shrine for twist

Hanging in back of my closet with a printout of my spreadsheets

But ya'll think I'ma let Excel freeze?

Ho please

BPM debug it on both knees

Who you think found her on LinkedIn?

Who you think brought you the IP's?

MPP's, skinny girl's and CAC's , and S C to the A T's

And a dino dood who said "fuck the W.G.'s"

Gave you a file full of real names

And a list of where everybody works

And when your pwnage thread wasn't going too good

Who's the mod you know you had to go see?

Ya'll better listen up closely

All you posters that said Doobs turned gay

Or he shouldn't stay

Ya'll are the reason Doobs ain't been getting no sleep

So fuck ya'll! all of ya'll!

Ya'll don't like me, don't — invoke me

Ya'll are gonna keep making blogs about me

And turn me back to the "old me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935982&forum_id=2#20574123)

Intro:

Danny, sounds like an XOXO...

Holy wack, unbumpable poasts, Mommy, you're fracking right!

Post new message in this thread, let's go...

Danny!

Danny!

Supporters and life-long FRIENDS, it's XO time!, etc...

Verse 1:

How 'bout those twist pics?

I can still post the poorest

Most autistic.

Dorm clean, almost spotless

Post-gchats, most thought I was retarded

Pic of the cute cock?

I'll trade you for Spack

Looks like SCAT Man brought his own condoms

Oh God, I even do my own moddin'

Not alone: bribin' bane for bel highlights

I'm invoked, askav posts to call me a faggot

Kill yourself, bitch, queer, dumb. You gchat?

Can we talk off-board? I'm writing a paper too

Phil 101 - ethics and the state in Tim Scanlon, so

Chorus:

Let's gchat. Got twist pics?

I don't got much time before I have to submit this

Need an A to transfer to Brown

Just tell me all around how it sounds.

Can I get a twist pic? bel: yea

(x2)

Verse 2:

Pics? God, well fuck class, got a Doobs hysterical.

Is it bloodacre? J.? Foggy Bottom billables?

Look at all the outing that goes on on XO when I'm gone

Time to get rid of Peter North and crap spammers too

Dat tip too big for you while I fondle these here testicles

I ain't even obsessed no more, pace Blue Smoke's shit.

Dem tet tets. Nobody posted it, somebody has it,

so I'll make sure the whole board knows this shit.

I masturbated on all of those. (Not gay.)

They got 'bated on. One eighty!

But CHUNG, he exaggerated all that stuff,

I only outed him once. There's no such thing

Like a bro with big cock, who's cut and clean

Tiny peens so MADD Doobs made the XO Touchpad.

Omegle when I'm fappin', which I do outdoors.

You never know with - and I'd like to quote Watchmen, y'all, -

Danny and Mother's carnival, c'mon now

Chorus:

Let's gchat. Got twist pics?

I don't got much time before I have to submit this

Need an A to transfer to Brown

Just tell me all around how it sounds.

Can I get a twist pic? bel: yea

(x2)

Verse 3:

It's just like old times, electronic duo. Two old FRIENDS.

Why panic? You already know you're fully outable.

Could you rate these clothes? Can I suck on your member?

You can even call the cops if you feel a threat.

Me and TMF played career Russian roulette,

I never even called him a twink or busted a nut on my vest.

People bumpin' other people just to call me faget.

Just to get to be a whokebe (who be he?) dat MD's key.

I talked to a girl but she was so breezy.

Jesus, I thought Calc was gonna be easy.

How can one Brou make no footprints on the beach?

Oh, turn down that street, go right at the DMV...

Believe me XOXO and SUNY-B, you're gonna grieve

When I leave. Especially Steezy.

Oh shit, I got pwned, I said the wrong street.

I'll grow a beard, act cool, and disappear into the pumos

Nothin' but colons down here, but I'm still looking for my man 'round here,

Yo ape, man I got a bel: bel: yeah, now

Chorus:

Let's gchat. Got twist pics?

I don't got much time before I have to submit this

Need an A to transfer to Brown

Just tell me all around how it sounds.

Can I get a twist pic? bel: yea

(x2)

Outro:

So there you have it, folks, (Danny!)

Has come to save the day

You're all my supporters again, yay!

And to remind you that spamming doesn't pay, because (Danny!)

And Mommy are here to stay,

And never go away, until our dying day,

Until we get that A, (Danny!)

So until next time, supporters,

Same red hair,

Same red flannel.

Goodnight everyone.

Thank you, I'm coming.

Your post for the evening. (Danny!) Ohhh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935982&forum_id=2#20574463)

nowadays everybody wanna stalk

like they got a head of pubes

but no one shows out when they ask for pics

just a *bel*eted text list

ya'll motherfuckers act like ya'll forgot about doobs

nowadays everybody wanna stalk

like they got a head of pubes

but no one shows out when they ask for pics

just a *bel*eted text list

ya'll motherfuckers act like ya'll forgot about doobs

so what do you say to get twist pics your way?

or anyone flamin' you're a closeted gay?

scrape the metadata in a studier way?

just ask for help with your HW, great.

one day i was poastin' by

with the bonobo crew

when i caught a guy

givin' me an awkward eye

and i posted for him to kill himself, or

just retire and die

doobs don't give a fuck if it's dark or not

he's harder than carl tryna squat a lot

when he's still as fuck

right next to a humongous shrub

by your detached garage

crouching down on two reedy legs

tryna jack it off

fuck you too, twist, call the cops

i'ma bump you and those cute-ass motherfucking posted dogs

and when the mods came through

sure thing doobs just pumo'd and texted rach

with a drive full of twist

and everyone's address

and still won't log out

so from here on out it's a board for doobs

starting today, he'll accept "thank you"

since he's still loco enough to think that he did the board a solid by bannin sew'

chicka-chicka-chicka

cherry cola

grab a candid with my motorola

ayatollah to share what she knew of

twist 'fore i popped my lid and said "told ya"

callin' bane baby?

sorry, bitch, but i'll share daily

there's no way that rach will save thee

but okay, twist pics? i'll stop maybe ;)

nowadays everybody wanna stalk

like they got a head of pubes

but no one shows out when they ask for pics

just a *bel*eted text list

ya'll motherfuckers act like ya'll forgot about doobs

nowadays everybody wanna stalk

like they got a head of pubes

but no one shows out when they ask for pics

just a *bel*eted text list

ya'll motherfuckers act like ya'll forgot about doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935982&forum_id=2#20574144)

But I been low key

Hated on by most these poasters:

With no expertise, no appeals and everyone speaks Cantonese, no Navy SEALS and no degrees

No Groat's (disease), no [twist] pics and no Excel sheets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935982&forum_id=2#20574293)

Or any pumo you be trackin' tryin' to tell what you say

On Gchat like a year ago, I know it was May

Just pull the transcript of that, you can scare them away

One day I was chattin' with guy.

And h ryder on

When I caught Le Tigre givin' me a creepin' eye

And I modded that shit in the garbage lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935982&forum_id=2#20574525)

breathe homie. REAL. ARTISTS. SHIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935982&forum_id=2#20574537)

THAT'S A BITCH MOVE, SOMETHING THAT A HOMO RAPPER WOULD DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935982&forum_id=2#20584589)

You motherfuckers'd recognize my victory

With your hands up, sending pics to me

Like you cute as twist to me

On my last forum you couldn't talk shit to me

But now that I got the ear of Jarret C.

Everybody wanna shit on me like I'm a Delhi street

But you won't be able to do shit to me

'Cause I rock a 3.0 at SUNY (SUNY)

I told em all

All them little psychos

Who you think emailed 'em all

Now you wanna talk about law, 'bout class

Like I don't got none

What you think I failed 'em all?

'Cause I STILL got fans

Now rach gets hate mail all day sayin "Doobs needs ban"

What, 'cause I been on Oyez, all night and all day

Tryna be the next slim_shady_man?

I ain't stoppin shit

This is DOOBERSTEIN's AutoAdmit

Privacy is NOTHIN, it don't exist

So give me one good reason not to out you

Who you fucking wit?!

So where's all the poster picture hoards?

It's like 4chan on this toxic board

But all you gossiping bitches

Should know I'm born from witches

When you were cuddling with Peter North

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935982&forum_id=2#20575436)

>>>

This is DOOBERSTEIN's AutoAdmit

Privacy is NOTHIN, it don't exist

So give me one good reason not to out you

Who you fucking wit?!

So where's all the poster picture hoards?

It's like 4chan on this toxic board

But all you gossiping bitches

Should know I'm born from witches

When you were cuddling with Peter North

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935982&forum_id=2#45286307)

i ain't' choose to post

you invoked me

so i hit the thread moddin

delete the OP

google results ain't great now

but they're much improved

accepted my friend request?

that sucks for you

cause this is doobs' moment

XO has my mother on it

i said my momma

it seems i should retire don't it?

so pumo up

cause i'm texting JC

i call my haters buddies

and estrada my bestie

that's doobs talk

got a thread open wide

i giggle at the thread title

but then my name's inside

this is complicated

at least to ya'll it is

just let me delete 50 posts

then i'll call it quits

but until that day

i'm in deep doo doo

you will never stop me cause

i just delete through you

what you need to do

is just say you love me

XO has always been faggot

but now it's getting aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935982&forum_id=2#20576192)

http://faggot.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=966026&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=f1d6637dea38c44ea7c11ba8e7cee768

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935982&forum_id=2#20578983)

IDK, people just more strongly respond to the idea of lots of memes in a parody, I think, than faithfulness to meter. Another issue is that it's just hard to follow along with fast verses. C+C's "get them legs on my shoulders" was very hot, but I think a big part of the reason for the adoration is that the flow is so slow and so it's easy to read along with. cf. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1325822&PHPSESSID=82adc93fbf3f4927ed39b3168a568da7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935982&forum_id=2#20579715)

when Leonardo painted the portrait of Ginevra de' Benci in the National Gallery, he put a juniper bush behind her head. In it he carefully painted each individual leaf. Many painters might have thought, this is just something to put in the background to frame her head. No one will look that closely at it. Not Leonardo. How hard he worked on part of a painting didn't depend at all on how closely he expected anyone to look at it. He was like Michael Jordan. Relentless.

Graham, Paul (2008-07-14). Hackers & Painters: Big Ideas from the Computer Age (Kindle Locations 686-691). OReilly Media - A. Kindle Edition.

Poasted from my TouchPad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935982&forum_id=2#20579789)