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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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zippy appetizing parlor
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
adventurous magenta coldplay fan school cafeteria
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
lascivious messiness
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Chestnut step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Arrogant place of business stock car
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Galvanic elastic band toilet seat
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Slate Rough-skinned Karate Center
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Copper business firm internal respiration
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Peach old irish cottage
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
zippy appetizing parlor
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
irradiated theater stage knife
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Odious soggy keepsake machete
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
impertinent purple corner
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
zippy appetizing parlor
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Flickering casino
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Cerebral Native
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
spectacular flirting home jewess
  06/30/25
cr
zippy appetizing parlor
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
irradiated theater stage knife
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Beady-eyed ebony coffee pot university
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Flickering casino
  06/30/25
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Trip Idiot Hall
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
impertinent purple corner
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
spectacular flirting home jewess
  06/30/25
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Passionate topaz jap
  07/01/25
*bussy
multi-colored mediation turdskin
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Slate Rough-skinned Karate Center
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
bearded lodge nibblets
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
exciting pea-brained gas station shitlib
  06/30/25
fuck
impertinent purple corner
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
bearded lodge nibblets
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
adventurous magenta coldplay fan school cafeteria
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
impertinent purple corner
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Beady-eyed ebony coffee pot university
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
zippy appetizing parlor
  06/30/25
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glittery zombie-like dingle berry clown
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Nudist Smoky Spot Multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
rose stain toaster
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
laughsome office
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
zippy appetizing parlor
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
rose stain toaster
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Trip Idiot Hall
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
rose stain toaster
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
aphrodisiac overrated space personal credit line
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
zippy appetizing parlor
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
self-absorbed round eye
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Irate walnut bbw
  06/30/25
tcr
Trip Idiot Hall
  07/01/25
just jump
charcoal meetinghouse
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
zippy appetizing parlor
  06/30/25
...
bistre resort
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Vivacious brunch
  06/30/25
wow
zippy appetizing parlor
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Vengeful plaza
  06/30/25
JFC man
zippy appetizing parlor
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Peach old irish cottage
  06/30/25
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charcoal meetinghouse
  06/30/25
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impertinent purple corner
  06/30/25
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Flickering casino
  06/30/25
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Bearded Market Prole
  06/30/25
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Lilac Mood
  06/30/25
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self-absorbed round eye
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Irate walnut bbw
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Nudist Smoky Spot Multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
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Umber thirsty depressive
  07/01/25
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Passionate topaz jap
  07/01/25
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Comical mustard milk field
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
180 cobalt cuckoldry
  07/01/25
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coral dashing party of the first part
  07/01/25
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Chestnut step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Galvanic elastic band toilet seat
  06/30/25
bro
zippy appetizing parlor
  06/30/25
...
Irate walnut bbw
  06/30/25
lol
Trip Idiot Hall
  07/01/25
...
silver lettuce
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Crawly Marketing Idea
  06/30/25
jfc
zippy appetizing parlor
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
irradiated theater stage knife
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Bearded Market Prole
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Lilac Mood
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Trip Idiot Hall
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Crawly Marketing Idea
  07/01/25
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laughsome office
  07/01/25
...
Lilac Mood
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
coral dashing party of the first part
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Heady cuck
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Beady-eyed ebony coffee pot university
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
zippy appetizing parlor
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
impertinent purple corner
  06/30/25
...
zippy appetizing parlor
  07/01/25
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Azure Razzle Public Bath
  07/01/25
lol
Trip Idiot Hall
  07/01/25
...
charcoal meetinghouse
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
electric stage
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Fragrant Mexican Affirmative Action
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Contagious Background Story Trailer Park
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Flushed learning disabled heaven
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Buck-toothed stage weed whacker
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Azure Razzle Public Bath
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
judgmental violet fanboi
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
zippy appetizing parlor
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Trip Idiot Hall
  07/01/25
...
zippy appetizing parlor
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Passionate topaz jap
  07/01/25
😟
wonderful elite kitchen fat ankles
  07/01/25
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Stimulating Queen Of The Night Goyim
  07/01/25
holy shit
zippy appetizing parlor
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Azure Razzle Public Bath
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Abusive Deranged Half-breed
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
coral dashing party of the first part
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Slate Rough-skinned Karate Center
  07/01/25
...
zippy appetizing parlor
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
coral dashing party of the first part
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
coral dashing party of the first part
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Vivacious brunch
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Slate Rough-skinned Karate Center
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
zippy appetizing parlor
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Milky Hominid
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Passionate topaz jap
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
dull trust fund
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
zippy appetizing parlor
  07/06/25
...
Vivacious brunch
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
amber stirring hairy legs police squad
  07/06/25
...
Lilac Mood
  07/06/25
lol
Trip Idiot Hall
  07/07/25
wow
zippy appetizing parlor
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: adventurous magenta coldplay fan school cafeteria

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: lascivious messiness

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Chestnut step-uncle's house

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Arrogant place of business stock car

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Galvanic elastic band toilet seat

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Slate Rough-skinned Karate Center

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Copper business firm internal respiration

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Peach old irish cottage

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: irradiated theater stage knife

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Odious soggy keepsake machete

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: impertinent purple corner

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Flickering casino

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Cerebral Native

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: spectacular flirting home jewess

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: irradiated theater stage knife

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ebony coffee pot university

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Flickering casino

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Trip Idiot Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: impertinent purple corner

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: spectacular flirting home jewess

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Passionate topaz jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: multi-colored mediation turdskin

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Slate Rough-skinned Karate Center

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: bearded lodge nibblets

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: exciting pea-brained gas station shitlib

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: impertinent purple corner

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: bearded lodge nibblets

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: adventurous magenta coldplay fan school cafeteria

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: impertinent purple corner

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ebony coffee pot university

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: glittery zombie-like dingle berry clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Nudist Smoky Spot Multi-billionaire

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: rose stain toaster

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: laughsome office

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: rose stain toaster

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Trip Idiot Hall

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: rose stain toaster

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac overrated space personal credit line

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: self-absorbed round eye

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Irate walnut bbw

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Trip Idiot Hall

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: charcoal meetinghouse

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: bistre resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Vivacious brunch

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Vengeful plaza

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Peach old irish cottage

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: charcoal meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: impertinent purple corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Flickering casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Bearded Market Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Lilac Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: self-absorbed round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Irate walnut bbw

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Nudist Smoky Spot Multi-billionaire

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Umber thirsty depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Passionate topaz jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Comical mustard milk field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: 180 cobalt cuckoldry

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: coral dashing party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Chestnut step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Galvanic elastic band toilet seat

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Irate walnut bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Trip Idiot Hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: silver lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Crawly Marketing Idea

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: irradiated theater stage knife

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Bearded Market Prole

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Lilac Mood

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Trip Idiot Hall

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Crawly Marketing Idea

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: laughsome office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Lilac Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: coral dashing party of the first part

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Heady cuck

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ebony coffee pot university

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: impertinent purple corner

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Azure Razzle Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Trip Idiot Hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: charcoal meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: electric stage

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Fragrant Mexican Affirmative Action

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Contagious Background Story Trailer Park

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Flushed learning disabled heaven

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Buck-toothed stage weed whacker

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Azure Razzle Public Bath

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: judgmental violet fanboi

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Trip Idiot Hall

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Passionate topaz jap

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: wonderful elite kitchen fat ankles

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Stimulating Queen Of The Night Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Azure Razzle Public Bath

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Abusive Deranged Half-breed

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: coral dashing party of the first part

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Slate Rough-skinned Karate Center

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: coral dashing party of the first part

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: coral dashing party of the first part

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Vivacious brunch

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Slate Rough-skinned Karate Center

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Milky Hominid

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Passionate topaz jap

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: dull trust fund

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Vivacious brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: amber stirring hairy legs police squad

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Lilac Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Trip Idiot Hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: zippy appetizing parlor

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)