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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
godawful station foreskin
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Wild adventurous voyeur
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
wonderful misanthropic plaza telephone
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
insane floppy bbw
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Territorial Blathering Sandwich Sweet Tailpipe
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
trip liquid oxygen national
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Mewling unhinged resort
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Rebellious puppy
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Topaz state legal warrant
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Green electric furnace university
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Up-to-no-good generalized bond
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
mint institution people who are hurt
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Arousing athletic conference
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Bateful menage
  06/30/25
cr
chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Topaz state legal warrant
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Rose splenetic rehab
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
mint institution people who are hurt
  06/30/25
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Angry slimy piazza trump supporter
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Up-to-no-good generalized bond
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Bateful menage
  06/30/25
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Laughsome Stage Codepig
  07/01/25
*bussy
Mind-boggling persian coffee pot
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
trip liquid oxygen national
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
self-centered den
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Umber comical tank crackhouse
  06/30/25
fuck
Up-to-no-good generalized bond
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
self-centered den
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
godawful station foreskin
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Up-to-no-good generalized bond
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Rose splenetic rehab
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
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Free-loading Know-it-all Abode
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
mildly autistic spectacular hissy fit
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Fragrant Bronze Messiness Step-uncle's House
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
sooty senate
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Fragrant Bronze Messiness Step-uncle's House
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Angry slimy piazza trump supporter
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Fragrant Bronze Messiness Step-uncle's House
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Curious mood
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
slap-happy marketing idea range
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
offensive light locale indirect expression
  06/30/25
tcr
Angry slimy piazza trump supporter
  07/01/25
just jump
aphrodisiac dilemma
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
...
Glittery bright cruise ship
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
diverse degenerate
  06/30/25
wow
chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Transparent Twinkling Uncleanness Hell
  06/30/25
JFC man
chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Rebellious puppy
  06/30/25
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aphrodisiac dilemma
  06/30/25
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Up-to-no-good generalized bond
  06/30/25
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mint institution people who are hurt
  06/30/25
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Charismatic useless associate ratface
  06/30/25
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heady native deer antler
  06/30/25
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slap-happy marketing idea range
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
offensive light locale indirect expression
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
mildly autistic spectacular hissy fit
  06/30/25
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Titillating yellow theater stage son of senegal
  07/01/25
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Laughsome Stage Codepig
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Hateful Center Fanboi
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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wonderful misanthropic plaza telephone
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Territorial Blathering Sandwich Sweet Tailpipe
  06/30/25
bro
chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
...
offensive light locale indirect expression
  06/30/25
lol
Angry slimy piazza trump supporter
  07/01/25
...
out-of-control drunken parlor mexican
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
dashing philosopher-king garrison
  06/30/25
jfc
chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Topaz state legal warrant
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Charismatic useless associate ratface
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
heady native deer antler
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Angry slimy piazza trump supporter
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
dashing philosopher-king garrison
  07/01/25
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sooty senate
  07/01/25
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heady native deer antler
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
swashbuckling gay wizard
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
provocative shrine
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Rose splenetic rehab
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Up-to-no-good generalized bond
  06/30/25
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chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
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shaky church
  07/01/25
lol
Angry slimy piazza trump supporter
  07/01/25
...
aphrodisiac dilemma
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
burgundy school
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Pungent house chad
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Silver razzle-dazzle giraffe
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Aromatic internet-worthy stage
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
galvanic naked really tough guy
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
shaky church
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
spruce cuckoldry church building
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Angry slimy piazza trump supporter
  07/01/25
...
chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Laughsome Stage Codepig
  07/01/25
😟
vigorous plum school cafeteria
  07/01/25
...
Overrated cyan national security agency
  07/01/25
holy shit
chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
shaky church
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
irradiated avocado point sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
swashbuckling gay wizard
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
trip liquid oxygen national
  07/01/25
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chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
swashbuckling gay wizard
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
swashbuckling gay wizard
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
diverse degenerate
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
trip liquid oxygen national
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
razzle violet toaster market
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Laughsome Stage Codepig
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
marvelous mad-dog skullcap theater
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
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diverse degenerate
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
House-broken alpha meetinghouse
  07/06/25
...
heady native deer antler
  07/06/25
lol
Angry slimy piazza trump supporter
  07/07/25
wow
chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: godawful station foreskin

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Wild adventurous voyeur

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: wonderful misanthropic plaza telephone

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: insane floppy bbw

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Territorial Blathering Sandwich Sweet Tailpipe

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: trip liquid oxygen national

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Mewling unhinged resort

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Rebellious puppy

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Topaz state legal warrant

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Green electric furnace university

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good generalized bond

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: mint institution people who are hurt

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Arousing athletic conference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Bateful menage

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Topaz state legal warrant

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Rose splenetic rehab

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: mint institution people who are hurt

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Angry slimy piazza trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good generalized bond

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Bateful menage

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Laughsome Stage Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling persian coffee pot

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: trip liquid oxygen national

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: self-centered den

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Umber comical tank crackhouse

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good generalized bond

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: self-centered den

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: godawful station foreskin

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good generalized bond

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Rose splenetic rehab

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Free-loading Know-it-all Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: mildly autistic spectacular hissy fit

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Fragrant Bronze Messiness Step-uncle's House

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: sooty senate

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Fragrant Bronze Messiness Step-uncle's House

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Angry slimy piazza trump supporter

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Fragrant Bronze Messiness Step-uncle's House

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Curious mood

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: slap-happy marketing idea range

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: offensive light locale indirect expression

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Angry slimy piazza trump supporter

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dilemma

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Glittery bright cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: diverse degenerate

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Transparent Twinkling Uncleanness Hell

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Rebellious puppy

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: mint institution people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Charismatic useless associate ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: heady native deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: slap-happy marketing idea range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: offensive light locale indirect expression

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: mildly autistic spectacular hissy fit

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Titillating yellow theater stage son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Laughsome Stage Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: talented confused casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Hateful Center Fanboi

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: wonderful misanthropic plaza telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Territorial Blathering Sandwich Sweet Tailpipe

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: offensive light locale indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Angry slimy piazza trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: out-of-control drunken parlor mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: dashing philosopher-king garrison

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Topaz state legal warrant

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Charismatic useless associate ratface

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: heady native deer antler

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Angry slimy piazza trump supporter

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: dashing philosopher-king garrison

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: sooty senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: heady native deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling gay wizard

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: provocative shrine

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Rose splenetic rehab

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good generalized bond

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: shaky church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Angry slimy piazza trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: burgundy school

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Pungent house chad

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Silver razzle-dazzle giraffe

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Aromatic internet-worthy stage

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: galvanic naked really tough guy

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: shaky church

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: spruce cuckoldry church building

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Angry slimy piazza trump supporter

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Laughsome Stage Codepig

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vigorous plum school cafeteria

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Overrated cyan national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: shaky church

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: irradiated avocado point sneaky criminal

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling gay wizard

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: trip liquid oxygen national

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: swashbuckling gay wizard

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: swashbuckling gay wizard

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: diverse degenerate

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: trip liquid oxygen national

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: razzle violet toaster market

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Laughsome Stage Codepig

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: marvelous mad-dog skullcap theater

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: diverse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: House-broken alpha meetinghouse

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: heady native deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Angry slimy piazza trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: chest-beating french chef haunted graveyard

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)