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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Aquamarine floppy half-breed
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superior anglo culture
apoplectic den candlestick maker
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
apoplectic den candlestick maker
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
apoplectic den candlestick maker
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Aquamarine floppy half-breed
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Aquamarine floppy half-breed
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
odious painfully honest idea he suggested hell
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Aquamarine floppy half-breed
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Wine Charismatic Principal's Office
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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Glassy turdskin
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Soul-stirring Puce University
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Buck-toothed Stimulating Forum
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Soul-stirring Puce University
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Aquamarine floppy half-breed
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Maniacal topaz public bath
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Aquamarine floppy half-breed
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Aquamarine floppy half-breed
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Maniacal topaz public bath
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Wine Charismatic Principal's Office
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Aquamarine floppy half-breed
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Aquamarine floppy half-breed
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lol
odious painfully honest idea he suggested hell
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Angry cerebral idiot
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Aquamarine floppy half-breed
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Aquamarine floppy half-breed
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
Aquamarine floppy half-breed
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
misunderstood doctorate base
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Buck-toothed Stimulating Forum
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Jared Baumeister
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
Aquamarine floppy half-breed
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
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beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50077489)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50090421)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50090580)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: apoplectic den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: odious painfully honest idea he suggested hell

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Stimulating Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: mildly autistic toilet seat ticket booth

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Bateful mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Maniacal topaz public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Milky space circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: thriller transparent center toaster

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Wine Charismatic Principal's Office

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce University

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Glassy turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce University

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Stimulating Forum

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce University

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Violent lascivious piazza personal credit line

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: demanding mint goal in life

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: brilliant hateful stage

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Maniacal topaz public bath

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: thriller transparent center toaster

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: wild black orchestra pit

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Maniacal topaz public bath

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Wine Charismatic Principal's Office

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: odious painfully honest idea he suggested hell

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Angry cerebral idiot

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Saffron heaven codepig

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Stimulating Forum

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: orchid location reading party

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Coiffed gold preventive strike state

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: sepia electric people who are hurt

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Coiffed gold preventive strike state

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: sepia electric people who are hurt

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Henna Wonderful Azn Hominid

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Coiffed gold preventive strike state

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: titillating theatre lettuce

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: odious painfully honest idea he suggested hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Angry cerebral idiot

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: misunderstood doctorate base

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: misunderstood doctorate base

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: misunderstood doctorate base

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: curious red senate newt

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Elite international law enforcement agency

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: misunderstood doctorate base

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Naked internet-worthy striped hyena

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: concupiscible dopamine plaza

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Talking community account

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: thriller transparent center toaster

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Stimulating Forum

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Scarlet aphrodisiac whorehouse

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: boyish tantric cuckold point

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy half-breed

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Coiffed gold preventive strike state

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: 180 medicated church building black woman

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50068093)