https://i.etsystatic.com/6017061/r/il/0605c3/881322087/il_794xN.881322087_m6mg.jpg

TBF I was like 13-14 at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48181327)

I can't blame you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48181333)

Sale in the record store!

*uuuunnnnngghghgh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48181416)

Even then I thought "this isn't even worth it" as I literally withdraw the ugliest boomers have an orgy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48181399)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJpXr3w2bew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7aShcmEksw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0nqwgu_Us4

https://youtu.be/I0yvGRot23A?si=yG59KCfoPE8fNnB3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48181408)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSSgyCJG_2M

California Girls by David Lee Roth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JpM7i0yaz0

I Touch Myself by the Divinyls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

What Comes Naturally by Sheena Easton https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj0Yb5ivcNQ

Wicket Game by Chris Isaak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd-qI62gNJM

Promise of a New Day by Paula Abdul https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzD6ORX2oU4

Even the ads on VH-1 were good for jerking off:

Bugle Boy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEKQL58gBwA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zCJlvh4YRc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48181424)

of course whenever the swimsuit calendar episode came around it was a fucking mess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48181674)

Tori was hot for the 3 episodes she was in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48182787)

In other words we had to be RESOURCEFUL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48181672)

https://youtu.be/wzh2HvgnNlU?si=9IFIIjVb6N-9Z0lH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48181684)

Look- here's a screenshot from the old show: https://i.4pcdn.org/tv/1601946017433.jpg

That's what classic Velma actually looks like. She's got glasses and hair covering half of her face. She's wearing that frumpy bag of a sweater that obscures all femininity. She's wearing a skirt of course, but her overall her design has her features all blobbed up and hidden damn near like a Dark Souls character. There's nothing about her design or personality that warrants any typical sexual stirrings, and if you saw this exact person in public (assuming her fashion didn't make her stand out) the only time you'd give her a second look is if you heard a fart and everybody turned to blame her. Getting the urge to jerk off from Velma makes slightly more sense than jerking off to Plank from Ed Edd & Eddie, and that's completely ignoring the fact that there's a traditionally attractive redhead right next to her half the time, specifically designed to be the pretty one.

Yet a ton people seem to have all simultaneously sexualized her with increasingly dissimilar depictions that defy any assumptions of the appeal of subtly. You're usually not even jerking off to Velma at this point. It's like Bigdad's interpretation of Gaz where somebody projected their sexual feelings onto a completely nonsexual character. Then other artists played off that interpretation and made more artwork using variations of that design. Then it gets to you and by that time you're jerking off to your own perception of someone else's interpretation of someone's fetishized assumptions that they've projected onto an animated chess club reject who looks like a deflated life raft. You realize you're jerking off to the mutated jerkoff fantasy of a dozen people and then you realize that this is most of XO.

AutoAdmit is literally thousands of lawyers masturbating to ideas within ideas within projections of ideas, like some kind of autistic porn parody of Inception.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48182797)

I wonder if it also has something to do with the juxtaposition with Daphne. I mean, Velma's the hot girl's best friend (even if it's just by default) and that forces you to view her differently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48183330)

Her hair and glasses are a plea to be taken seriously.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to release her from this mental block

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48185060)

My sister’s Seventeen magazine.

Disney Adventures magazine a few times.

One time there was a picture of Helen Hunt in some magazine (maybe Newsweek) that really did it for me. She wasn’t even dressed sexy.

One time I was watching the movie Speed on VHS and I paused on a scene where Sandra Bullock was wearing a tank top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48182550)

you don't realize this as a "teen" but it becomes retrospectively obvious with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48184851)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48185027)

Masturbation seems mindless, but you actually have to sometimes dig around a bit in your psyche to find that boner-trigger when flipping through the Sears catalog. You make it too easy and I can see how it leads to kids not having any interest in real world women (yeah, I get it, who can blame 'em).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48184292)

2. we had some setup in our house where you could put in dvd's in the basement and watch them on any tv in the house on a specific channel. i looped the 10 second scene from animal house where the guy climbs the ladder into the sorority girl's window and sees her topless then jerked off to it in my room. so if anyone else in the house went to this channel, they'd see that on loop. luckily, i don't think anyone noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48184697)

this could literally get you arrested in some states these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48184938)

I knew my parents would figure out that a bunch of kids were signed up so it wouldn't be too much when they went to the mailbox first.

Very creepy dudes in really weird zebra things but cest la vie.

I still have a thing for plastic flash colored men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2#48185071)