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Nick Rowley closing argument in STARBUCKS trial

https://youtu.be/E3UUlRkuJXw?si=vjAkQHhiDsFSCKTJ
Sexy National
  03/19/25
"Now imagine that penis was white."
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racy scourge upon the earth
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Titillating fat ankles
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twinkling supple bawdyhouse
  03/19/25
180 as fuck would love to see the cross he's referring to...
twisted therapy locale
  03/19/25
Sounds like Starbucks and their lawyers really messed up by ...
razzle tattoo
  03/19/25
wonder how this happens. is it groupthink -- some execs/lawy...
twisted therapy locale
  03/19/25
Probably both. Starbucks probably sees dozens of 6 or 7 figu...
razzle tattoo
  03/19/25
In reality the employee may have, hypothetically, handed the...
Cracking frisky new version pocket flask
  03/19/25
There's video, imho the handoff occurs just fine, he sets th...
Demanding Rehab
  03/19/25
why can't CSLG tell us what the dispute was
twisted therapy locale
  03/19/25
no the defense expert said the cup wasn't fully into the car...
Wonderful goyim
  03/19/25
how? causation? is there any video from inside the store?...
twisted therapy locale
  03/19/25
i believe they made 3 liability arguments even though the cu...
Wonderful goyim
  03/19/25
is 1 flame?
twisted therapy locale
  03/19/25
>We have no idea what the material facts are and never wi...
twisted therapy locale
  03/19/25
CSLG is a slip and trip shitlawyer. He has clients who get i...
Cracking frisky new version pocket flask
  03/19/25
Have you seen the video? There are 3 cups in the carrier. Tw...
Passionate drab library tank
  03/19/25
"he said, she said" accounts for many cases. all b...
stubborn garrison
  03/19/25
It was all flame before video replay. Remember when the NFL ...
Cracking frisky new version pocket flask
  03/19/25
There's video from the interior of the drive through, you ca...
Demanding Rehab
  03/19/25
torts existed before video. anyway, anti-pi people are a...
stubborn garrison
  03/19/25
Starbucks did nothing wrong. The plaintiff can still get dis...
Cracking frisky new version pocket flask
  03/19/25
great response. however under us law and confirmed by 12 una...
stubborn garrison
  03/19/25
is there rly 12 ppl behidn that unanimous? how could they ag...
Free-loading state half-breed
  03/19/25
If you have ever served on a CA jury you'd know just how pai...
Cracking frisky new version pocket flask
  03/19/25
every jury is retarded. most people are retarded.
stubborn garrison
  03/19/25
Why would execs give a shit?
Big house skinny woman
  03/19/25
Strict liability
bisexual station clown
  03/19/25
Flame? I wouldn't have thought a hot drink spill was strict ...
razzle tattoo
  03/19/25
Flame? CA is a strict liability state (I am a construction w...
bisexual station clown
  03/19/25
holy shit that guy seems like a fag
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multi-colored mahogany windowlicker
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learning disabled twinkling uncleanness
  03/19/25
how they decide #? the jury?
Free-loading state half-breed
  03/19/25
Wtf he's a badass
henna glittery dragon prole
  03/19/25
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Adventurous mediation
  03/20/25
In both my the verdicts on my huge cases, 37 and 50 million,...
Passionate drab library tank
  03/19/25
see my Q above -- how does this retardation happen: https://...
twisted therapy locale
  03/19/25
It's a few things. The defense lawyers probably want to bill...
Passionate drab library tank
  03/19/25
ty. solid insight. it all makes sense. does it also make ...
twisted therapy locale
  03/19/25
Mid-six seems rather low.
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Wonderful goyim
  03/19/25
are there examples where their strategy worked that you know...
irradiated dead liquid oxygen senate
  03/19/25
I'm having dinner with Nick next week to celebrate.
Passionate drab library tank
  03/19/25
what restaurant and who pays? now is the time to commissi...
twisted therapy locale
  03/19/25
I'm buying. We are getting sushi. Although he offered to let...
Passionate drab library tank
  03/19/25
CSLG & nick posing in front of karma's a bitch sign at s...
twisted therapy locale
  03/19/25
what are the odds this on-its-face ridiciulous jewscam verdi...
vermilion immigrant
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who do non-lawmos think jury fact findings easily get reduce...
twisted therapy locale
  03/19/25
many xo poasters are biased against cslg and perhaps more ar...
stubborn garrison
  03/19/25
all cr, but similar sentiment was in the nypoast comments th...
twisted therapy locale
  03/19/25
cr but how many legal issues are normies generally right abo...
stubborn garrison
  03/19/25
lots of states have damages caps + SCOTUS rule on punitive d...
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cocky crotch
  03/20/25
What would the award be reduced on the basis of? He lost the...
Passionate drab library tank
  03/19/25
that he was an illegal mud creature making $4/hour and his p...
vermilion immigrant
  03/19/25
wow
Greedy hominid turdskin
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multi-colored mahogany windowlicker
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cocky crotch
  03/20/25
He should pay Starbucks for that
Aphrodisiac slate community account
  03/19/25
I could do a better job for one-tenth of the fee. Email me b...
federal background story
  03/19/25
THAT'S a shitlaw trial GOAT? lol I could do that and I'm an ...
Demanding Rehab
  03/19/25
True charisma in this case seems to require just the perfect...
bisexual station clown
  03/19/25
WOw how can someone learn how to do that
Free-loading state half-breed
  03/19/25
grow up prole and with middling iq
stubborn garrison
  03/19/25
Jury was composed of 12 AZNgirls
Vigorous useless school rigor
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9 women and 3 men. Foreman was Asian.
Passionate drab library tank
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i really think "good trial lawyers" is just shit, ...
Vigorous useless school rigor
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i could see basically any decent looking male or female from...
orchid razzmatazz lay factory reset button
  03/19/25
just from what ive seen in CA a lot of the "trial lawye...
Vigorous useless school rigor
  03/19/25
it's a very particular skill.
learning disabled twinkling uncleanness
  03/19/25
like with all law getting clients is a skill. theres a reaso...
orchid razzmatazz lay factory reset button
  03/19/25
rowley is the father of 11 children: https://voyagedenver.co...
Greedy hominid turdskin
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what would this guy's life had been valued at if he died? li...
rambunctious dull international law enforcement agency
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Greedy hominid turdskin
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the us is getting really kooky with money/valuations and it ...
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Bistre Idiot Blood Rage
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is living with a burned penis worse than dying?
Free-loading state half-breed
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if someone put a gun to your head and said i will kill you o...
rambunctious dull international law enforcement agency
  03/19/25
Fortuitous beverage spill and subsequent machinegunning tp
Demanding Rehab
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Wrongful death cases don’t value the persons life T...
Wonderful goyim
  03/19/25
lol, you realize you just made his point, chandler? sex wit...
irradiated dead liquid oxygen senate
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"The Prole Whisperer" (2025)
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Greedy hominid turdskin
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How do juries decide? Do 2 people on the jury emerge as very...
hyperactive jewess chapel
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The bit of quavering in his voice is 180 and I'll bet it's a...
henna glittery dragon prole
  03/19/25
Was literally my first takeaway as well.
Arousing effete brethren
  03/20/25
Rowley is such a character lol... over a decade ago my buddy...
Floppy Blue School Cafeteria
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Wonderful goyim
  03/19/25
we need more LA shitlaw war stories on xo. keep up this line...
twisted therapy locale
  03/19/25
during that trial Nick came into the courtroom in front of t...
Floppy Blue School Cafeteria
  03/19/25
My cousin had a parking lot case against Costco or some big ...
Passionate drab library tank
  03/19/25
this is a story told in many podcasts, i think he got the ca...
Wonderful goyim
  03/19/25
do CAALA confs in vegas consist of models & bottles &...
twisted therapy locale
  03/19/25
CAALA is mostly the same 5-7 referral attorneys who try case...
Floppy Blue School Cafeteria
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razzle tattoo
  03/19/25
is this closing argument far better than that of a reasonabl...
burgundy knife sound barrier
  03/19/25
His cross examinations are insane. He is literally the best ...
Passionate drab library tank
  03/19/25
ty
burgundy knife sound barrier
  03/19/25
How is he so good when he went to a TTTT lolschool?
Cerise tantric church building
  03/19/25
Do you not understand that’s WHY he’s so good?
twinkling supple bawdyhouse
  03/19/25
My question was rhetorical. Lmao at the t14 uptight dicks w...
Cerise tantric church building
  03/19/25
can you name a single top PI lolyer who went to a PRESTIGIOU...
Vigorous useless school rigor
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stubborn garrison
  03/20/25
do you have any intention to do this?
irradiated dead liquid oxygen senate
  03/19/25
Would a 6’5” rowley be the greatest ever trial l...
soul-stirring parlour
  03/19/25


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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Sexy National

https://youtu.be/E3UUlRkuJXw?si=vjAkQHhiDsFSCKTJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48761938)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:12 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlour

"Now imagine that penis was white."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48761945)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:12 AM
Author: mentally impaired hairraiser goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48761946)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: multi-colored mahogany windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48761981)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: racy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48761984)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Titillating fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762041)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: twinkling supple bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762944)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: twisted therapy locale

180 as fuck

would love to see the cross he's referring to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48761949)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: razzle tattoo

Sounds like Starbucks and their lawyers really messed up by not accepting some liability and saying there was 50/50 contributory negligence and much lower damages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762002)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: twisted therapy locale

wonder how this happens. is it groupthink -- some execs/lawyers all convince each other they can win on liability, and nobody is afraid to speak up?

or is it just better for business to never admit fault and then just pay up if you're unlucky and get hosed by a jury? in other words, the trump never admit fault strategy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762039)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: razzle tattoo

Probably both. Starbucks probably sees dozens of 6 or 7 figure demand letters for every one that would go to trial and win that much or more.

Once this one got to trial, they should have changed their tune. Rowley's point about Starbucks saying it's policy is it doesn't matter what happens after they hand a customer the drink was either a lie by Rowley (that the defense should have objected to) or a huge misstep by Starbucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762193)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Cracking frisky new version pocket flask

In reality the employee may have, hypothetically, handed the guy the drinks entirely correctly and once he possessed them spilled the hot drink on himself on his own accord. It's not like the NFL, there's no video replay of whether the runner had possession before the ball came out. Unless they have video evidence of the employee handing him the thing without pressing it all the way in, it's a he-said she-said.

Now imagine Starbucks being like yeah once we pass off our drinks to the customer even if an hour later they reheat it on the stove and burn themselves doing something stupid, it's on us!

We have no idea what the material facts are and never will. Some guy spilled a hot drink on himself and it happened at a Starbucks location. Sucks for Starbucks, they were going down no matter what. But I can see some lawyers shrugging and going how the fuck is this our fault.

It's the job of Rowley types to nail these guys to the cross because it's financially beneficial to them to do so. They get paid enormous sums to make Fortune 500 companies look bad. That's all it is, it's just a game to these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762298)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Demanding Rehab

There's video, imho the handoff occurs just fine, he sets the container on his lap, then it jostles and spills. From the closing, it sounds like the whole dispute is whether the employee fully bone-pressed the drink into the carrier, and but for her negligent shitty half-press, his cock wouldn't have burned to a crisp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762317)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: twisted therapy locale

why can't CSLG tell us what the dispute was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762328)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Wonderful goyim

no the defense expert said the cup wasn't fully into the carrier and still denied liability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762356)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: twisted therapy locale

how? causation?

is there any video from inside the store?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762360)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Wonderful goyim

i believe they made 3 liability arguments even though the cup wasnt pushed in.

1. his dog did it.

2. his bicep knocked the drinks over

3. he only grabbed the carrier with 1 hand causing the drink to fall over



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762690)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: twisted therapy locale

is 1 flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48763991)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: twisted therapy locale

>We have no idea what the material facts are and never will.

what a shame we're not on the most prestigious legal bort in the world where the plaintiff's lead counsel literally megapoasts and could provide us with the material facts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762325)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Cracking frisky new version pocket flask

CSLG is a slip and trip shitlawyer. He has clients who get in multiple six figure payout accidents every year. Somehow these innocent Latinas keep running into Porsches and Ferraris in Beverly Hills. Happens all the time! There isn't a shred of honor in this profession. But the money is real so people keep doing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762364)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Passionate drab library tank

Have you seen the video? There are 3 cups in the carrier. Two are pushed in and one is not. If you just rest a cup on the top of a carrier it has no stability and the second he grabbed it and moved it, it fell over. If you watch the video the other two cups never fall or move at all. Defense's own expert in her reconstruction had the cup sitting on the carrier instead of being pushed in. On top of that they tried to blame his dog, but you can see in the video the dog is nowhere near him. That's what is crazy about this case. It's all on video and there is no doubt as to what happened. Jury was PISSED that this defense was so frivilous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762745)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: stubborn garrison

"he said, she said" accounts for many cases. all before the advent of video recording.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762378)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Cracking frisky new version pocket flask

It was all flame before video replay. Remember when the NFL reinstated Ray Rice and swept the whole thing under the rug and then the video came out and he never played again.

If we had a vid where the plaintiff spilled that shit on himself it would be immediately dismissed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762414)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Demanding Rehab

There's video from the interior of the drive through, you can see the barista complete the handoff. Perhaps the issue is that the burnmo did not complete a football play before the drink came loose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762425)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: stubborn garrison

torts existed before video.

anyway, anti-pi people are always upset about this kind of stuff, but who *should* bare responsibility? every business has liability risk and they can (and do) price that into their expenses. and for starbucks it's a rounding error.

isn't is socially optimal for the business, who is profiting from something with a known liability risk (every business), to bare the cost? or would you rather this poor sap be bankrupt + have a broken dick + the government picks up the tab and the cost is borne by all of us?

and before you say "yeah well $50m is excessive!" cslg said they would have settled for far less and without shit like this people would be even *more* ravaged by rapacious gc. i can't believe people side with gc starbucks charging $8 for a nickles worth of coffee and corn syrup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762447)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Cracking frisky new version pocket flask

Starbucks did nothing wrong. The plaintiff can still get disability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762504)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: stubborn garrison

great response. however under us law and confirmed by 12 unanimous jurors they did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762519)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Free-loading state half-breed

is there rly 12 ppl behidn that unanimous? how could they agree to that reasonably. is not 30 million > 20 avg americans lives?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762528)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Cracking frisky new version pocket flask

If you have ever served on a CA jury you'd know just how painfully retarded these people are. These are the people who saw OJs blood and DNA all over the crime scene and said NOPE HE DIDN'T DO IT. Lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762532)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: stubborn garrison

every jury is retarded. most people are retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762663)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Big house skinny woman

Why would execs give a shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48763252)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: bisexual station clown

Strict liability

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762121)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: razzle tattoo

Flame? I wouldn't have thought a hot drink spill was strict liability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762178)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: bisexual station clown

Flame? CA is a strict liability state (I am a construction worker not a lawyer so I might be missing something)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762320)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: orchid razzmatazz lay factory reset button

holy shit that guy seems like a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762008)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Greedy hominid turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762027)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: multi-colored mahogany windowlicker



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: learning disabled twinkling uncleanness



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Free-loading state half-breed

how they decide #? the jury?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762078)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: henna glittery dragon prole

Wtf he's a badass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762612)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Adventurous mediation



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Passionate drab library tank

In both my the verdicts on my huge cases, 37 and 50 million, the defense denied obviously clear liability. It was such a dumb strategy. In both cases they also tried to blame medical conditions on irrelevant things. They should have just fallen on the sword, admitted fault, and asked for a few million. Would have had a much better chance. But instead, they deny liability, and blame stupid shit, and piss of the jury for wasting everyone's time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762076)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: twisted therapy locale

see my Q above -- how does this retardation happen: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&mc=16&forum_id=2#48762039

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762084)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Passionate drab library tank

It's a few things. The defense lawyers probably want to bill a lot and lie to the client about their chances of winning. My guess is the defense firm made mid 6 to 7 figures on this case in fees. The other thing is that a company like this gets sued thousands of times per year. If they fight on them all and once in a while a big one hits, they still make more money. I just don't think they ever expected it to hit this hard. Defense lawyers and corporations have no idea how to value a case and don't understand that juries will award huge amounts of money in cases like this. I imagine they thought worst case scenario prior to trial was 5 million or less. But all of this is speculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762117)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: twisted therapy locale

ty. solid insight. it all makes sense.

does it also make sense from a business standpoint just to do a trump never admit fault, and home the public will blame juries even in cases like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762128)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: irate theater stage

Mid-six seems rather low.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48764658)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Wonderful goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762187)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: irradiated dead liquid oxygen senate

are there examples where their strategy worked that you know of?

i mean, we should have many examples to justify their strategy making sense and you should know the majority of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48764004)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Passionate drab library tank

I'm having dinner with Nick next week to celebrate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762079)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: twisted therapy locale

what restaurant and who pays?

now is the time to commission a sefer torah. you're jewish, my man! do it!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762089)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Passionate drab library tank

I'm buying. We are getting sushi. Although he offered to let me stay at his compound in Costa Rica, Montana, and Spain with my family any time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762174)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: twisted therapy locale

CSLG & nick posing in front of karma's a bitch sign at sushi bar with middle fingers, sending pic to sbux execs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762344)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: vermilion immigrant

what are the odds this on-its-face ridiciulous jewscam verdict gets overturned or reduced by 95% on appeal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762092)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: twisted therapy locale

who do non-lawmos think jury fact findings easily get reduced on appeal, and have no clue about appellate standards of review?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762105)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: stubborn garrison

many xo poasters are biased against cslg and perhaps more are just misanthropes that take a cynical view of everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762390)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: twisted therapy locale

all cr, but similar sentiment was in the nypoast comments that i poasted. normie bootlickers have high confidence in the appellate process to sort out jury overreach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762404)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: stubborn garrison

cr but how many legal issues are normies generally right about? the whole reason we have a job is because these retards are retarded,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762416)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: unholy kitty property

lots of states have damages caps + SCOTUS rule on punitive damages, obviously not in play here, but not uncommon for the amount itself to be easily reduced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762489)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: cocky crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48764742)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Passionate drab library tank

What would the award be reduced on the basis of? He lost the use of his penis at 25 years old. It's not unreasonable that someone could get 10s of millions for that. 3 of the jurors wanted to give 125 million and were out voted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762169)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: vermilion immigrant

that he was an illegal mud creature making $4/hour and his penis was worth about 42 cents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762188)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Greedy hominid turdskin

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762555)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: multi-colored mahogany windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762678)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: cocky crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48764743)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac slate community account

He should pay Starbucks for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762691)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: federal background story

I could do a better job for one-tenth of the fee. Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762123)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Demanding Rehab

THAT'S a shitlaw trial GOAT? lol I could do that and I'm an autistic retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762146)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: bisexual station clown

True charisma in this case seems to require just the perfect blend of smart and stupid that this guy lucked into. Too smart and jurors just feel inferior and won't buy what you're saying. Be a little dumb, come off slightly retarded at times, and they see themselves in you. Nick is just the right IQ for this.

I am 100% positive that CSLG would blow the fuck out of Nick on an IQ test (all aspects) and has way more IRL charisma. But Nick has the courtroom on lockdown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762151)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Free-loading state half-breed

WOw how can someone learn how to do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762196)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: stubborn garrison

grow up prole and with middling iq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762394)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Vigorous useless school rigor

Jury was composed of 12 AZNgirls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762155)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Passionate drab library tank

9 women and 3 men. Foreman was Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762171)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Vigorous useless school rigor

i really think "good trial lawyers" is just shit, i know of a bitch who barely speaks engrish who's made millions in jury verdicts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762162)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: orchid razzmatazz lay factory reset button

i could see basically any decent looking male or female from any ethnicity doing well with it. the guy in the op just looks like a doofus faking a southern accent.

edit a folksy midwestern accent not southern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762185)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:10 PM
Author: Vigorous useless school rigor

just from what ive seen in CA a lot of the "trial lawyers" are just ppl from really shitty random backgrounds, like there's some PHARMA PI shady faggot who's like armenian or persian in LA and he went to like some TTT and looks like a dweeb but he's made tons of money

it prob maeks sense cause juries are full of retards and niggas so if u are one they can relate to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762200)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: learning disabled twinkling uncleanness

it's a very particular skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762211)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: orchid razzmatazz lay factory reset button

like with all law getting clients is a skill. theres a reason why cslg doesnt do his own trial work he knows the jurors would gasp in horror and rule against his client. the trial stuff is adderall and common sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762601)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Greedy hominid turdskin

rowley is the father of 11 children: https://voyagedenver.com/interview/check-out-nicholas-rowleys-story/

kooky guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762182)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: rambunctious dull international law enforcement agency

what would this guy's life had been valued at if he died? like $5 million max? weird that his cock is somehow worth 50M. starbucks policy should be to machinegun anyone who spills their beverage at the drive thru to avoid excessive liability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762203)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Greedy hominid turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762206)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: orchid razzmatazz lay factory reset button

the us is getting really kooky with money/valuations and it should scare the fuck out of poor people and wagecucks "upper middle class people" and even very rich people. see eg, nfl qbs just getting 50mm for no reason, even mark cuban who has to have a lot of sway in the mavericks even though hes not a majority owner said "nah" to luka doncic because they dont want to pay him like 70mm/yr to do nothing in a few years. its all complete bullshit and if you dont find it terrifying youre a moron. the reality is people in the us are shifting around record amounts of money like its nothing to generate fees fines and taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762229)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Bistre Idiot Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762567)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Free-loading state half-breed

is living with a burned penis worse than dying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762231)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: rambunctious dull international law enforcement agency

if someone put a gun to your head and said i will kill you or im gonna burn your penis, choose one, almost everyone would choose the penis burn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762252)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Demanding Rehab

Fortuitous beverage spill and subsequent machinegunning tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762304)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: Wonderful goyim

Wrongful death cases don’t value the persons life

They monetize the value of what the heir plaintiff lost from their relationship with the decedent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48763498)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: irradiated dead liquid oxygen senate

lol, you realize you just made his point, chandler?

sex with this starbucks drinking faggot was worth $50m? lol, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48764070)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling judgmental den antidepressant drug

"The Prole Whisperer" (2025)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762233)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Greedy hominid turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762245)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: hyperactive jewess chapel

How do juries decide? Do 2 people on the jury emerge as very vocal voices and lead everyone else to a conclusion/amount?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762517)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: henna glittery dragon prole

The bit of quavering in his voice is 180 and I'll bet it's affected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762617)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Arousing effete brethren

Was literally my first takeaway as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48765972)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Floppy Blue School Cafeteria

Rowley is such a character lol... over a decade ago my buddy and I were trying our first PI case in LASC and we were in the hallway and I bump into Rowley and let him know what's going on, just shooting the shit.

It was a BS low value case. I tell him we're about to do closings and he goes "let me do it." lmao. he was ready to come do a closing argument on a BS fender bender low value claim because he genuinely wants to fuck insurance companies and create chaos.

my buddy didn't let him do it which I always regretted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762697)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Wonderful goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762714)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: twisted therapy locale

we need more LA shitlaw war stories on xo. keep up this line of content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762736)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Floppy Blue School Cafeteria

during that trial Nick came into the courtroom in front of the jury, shakes our hands and the judge stands up and says it was an "honor" to have Nick visit the courtroom. dude has an aura.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762806)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Passionate drab library tank

My cousin had a parking lot case against Costco or some big box store and his wife was super sick right before trial, so he couldn't do it. He called Nick the day before trial and Nick went to court, tried the case in 3 days and got like a 2 or 3 million dollar verdict on a garbage case for him. Was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762737)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Wonderful goyim

this is a story told in many podcasts, i think he got the case at 8 pm the night before trial and Costco refused to offer a single penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762748)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: twisted therapy locale

do CAALA confs in vegas consist of models & bottles & exchanging nick rowley stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762756)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Floppy Blue School Cafeteria

CAALA is mostly the same 5-7 referral attorneys who try cases and like to tell everybody it's too difficult / expensive for anyone but them to do it. It's advertising for the people who run CAALA, a few of whom are total fucking snakes. But yes there are bottles, some models but mostly ugly lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762800)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: razzle tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762794)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: burgundy knife sound barrier

is this closing argument far better than that of a reasonably competent trial lawyer?

also, overall, what makes this guy good at what he does?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48763242)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Passionate drab library tank

His cross examinations are insane. He is literally the best lawyer I've ever watched. But the big difference between the top trial guys and normal trial guys is honestly just hard work and good prep. Nick knows EVERYTHING about the case. Every deposition, every opinion, every piece of evidence, the background of every expert, etc. So if someone misspeaks, exaggerates, or lies, Nick destroys them. He also has a team of like 6 lawyers that pump out stuff none stop. High quality videos, well prepared questions, etc. On top of that, they hire jury consultants, and do mock openings and closings to gauge value on cases. It really comes down to money, preparation, and decent charisma.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48763537)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: burgundy knife sound barrier

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48763688)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Cerise tantric church building

How is he so good when he went to a TTTT lolschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48764053)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: twinkling supple bawdyhouse

Do you not understand that’s WHY he’s so good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48764097)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Cerise tantric church building

My question was rhetorical. Lmao at the t14 uptight dicks who got themselves in $300k worth of debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48764102)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 3:45 AM
Author: Vigorous useless school rigor

can you name a single top PI lolyer who went to a PRESTIGIOUS LS? i cant think of any

law is a mundane jerb, if u can pass the bar u are smart enough to fathom 99% of legal shit, for trials its more abt big cock mentality and charisma and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48764652)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: stubborn garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48765454)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: irradiated dead liquid oxygen senate

do you have any intention to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48764072)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlour

Would a 6’5” rowley be the greatest ever trial lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48764113)