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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Nubile ruby old irish cottage
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Learning disabled bearded garrison
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
peach greedy therapy reading party
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
buff hairless sound barrier
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
talented parlour
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
sickened khaki meetinghouse legend
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
disgusting rigor travel guidebook
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
mustard hissy fit
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Titillating brindle telephone principal's office
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
disturbing abusive kitchen cuck
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Salmon home nibblets
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
histrionic insanely creepy really tough guy
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Bronze spot
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
vivacious vengeful jap
  06/30/25
cr
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Titillating brindle telephone principal's office
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Excitant seedy chad
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
histrionic insanely creepy really tough guy
  06/30/25
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splenetic marvelous church
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Salmon home nibblets
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
vivacious vengeful jap
  06/30/25
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Charcoal Electric Theatre
  07/01/25
*bussy
Abnormal rehab macaca
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
sickened khaki meetinghouse legend
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
fear-inspiring mahogany space fanboi
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
bull headed abode foreskin
  06/30/25
fuck
Salmon home nibblets
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
fear-inspiring mahogany space fanboi
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Nubile ruby old irish cottage
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Salmon home nibblets
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Excitant seedy chad
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  06/30/25
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passionate heaven indirect expression
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Arousing range
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Hateful heady milk location
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Twinkling ceo orchestra pit
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Hateful heady milk location
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
splenetic marvelous church
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Hateful heady milk location
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Zippy rambunctious partner mad cow disease
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Drab Submissive Locus Gaming Laptop
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Silver apoplectic quadroon
  06/30/25
tcr
splenetic marvelous church
  07/01/25
just jump
aromatic chrome indian lodge dog poop
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  06/30/25
...
Galvanic menage
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
shaky shimmering national mother
  06/30/25
wow
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Vibrant hall voyeur
  06/30/25
JFC man
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
mustard hissy fit
  06/30/25
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aromatic chrome indian lodge dog poop
  06/30/25
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Salmon home nibblets
  06/30/25
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histrionic insanely creepy really tough guy
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Flesh double fault
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Hyperventilating stage idiot
  06/30/25
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Drab Submissive Locus Gaming Laptop
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Silver apoplectic quadroon
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Arousing range
  06/30/25
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cerise supple knife house
  07/01/25
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Charcoal Electric Theatre
  07/01/25
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Exhilarant Brass Brethren
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Cruel-hearted useless brakes
  07/01/25
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mint appetizing stock car dysfunction
  07/01/25
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peach greedy therapy reading party
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
talented parlour
  06/30/25
bro
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  06/30/25
...
Silver apoplectic quadroon
  06/30/25
lol
splenetic marvelous church
  07/01/25
...
onyx floppy son of senegal trust fund
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
mauve laser beams blood rage
  06/30/25
jfc
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Titillating brindle telephone principal's office
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Flesh double fault
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Hyperventilating stage idiot
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
splenetic marvelous church
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
mauve laser beams blood rage
  07/01/25
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Twinkling ceo orchestra pit
  07/01/25
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Hyperventilating stage idiot
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
mint appetizing stock car dysfunction
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
saffron magical toaster mediation
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Excitant seedy chad
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Salmon home nibblets
  06/30/25
...
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  07/01/25
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Violet Underhanded Karate Library
  07/01/25
lol
splenetic marvelous church
  07/01/25
...
aromatic chrome indian lodge dog poop
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Crawly Gunner
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
beady-eyed awkward theater stage
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
ultramarine lodge immigrant
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
sable boistinker tanning salon
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Coral Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Violet Underhanded Karate Library
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
fuchsia lascivious sex offender
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
splenetic marvelous church
  07/01/25
...
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Charcoal Electric Theatre
  07/01/25
😟
Spectacular Bistre Preventive Strike
  07/01/25
...
Lime Yapping Stag Film Becky
  07/01/25
holy shit
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Violet Underhanded Karate Library
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Poppy death wish
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
mint appetizing stock car dysfunction
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
sickened khaki meetinghouse legend
  07/01/25
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Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
mint appetizing stock car dysfunction
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
mint appetizing stock car dysfunction
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
shaky shimmering national mother
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
sickened khaki meetinghouse legend
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Pungent Stage Mood
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Charcoal Electric Theatre
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Geriatric Business Firm
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  07/06/25
...
shaky shimmering national mother
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Lilac cuckold
  07/06/25
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Hyperventilating stage idiot
  07/06/25
lol
splenetic marvelous church
  07/07/25
wow
Mind-boggling ratface chapel
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Nubile ruby old irish cottage

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Learning disabled bearded garrison

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: peach greedy therapy reading party

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: buff hairless sound barrier

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: talented parlour

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: sickened khaki meetinghouse legend

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: disgusting rigor travel guidebook

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: mustard hissy fit

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Titillating brindle telephone principal's office

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: disturbing abusive kitchen cuck

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Salmon home nibblets

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: histrionic insanely creepy really tough guy

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Bronze spot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: vivacious vengeful jap

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Titillating brindle telephone principal's office

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Excitant seedy chad

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: histrionic insanely creepy really tough guy

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: splenetic marvelous church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Salmon home nibblets

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: vivacious vengeful jap

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Charcoal Electric Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Abnormal rehab macaca

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: sickened khaki meetinghouse legend

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: fear-inspiring mahogany space fanboi

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: bull headed abode foreskin

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Salmon home nibblets

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring mahogany space fanboi

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Nubile ruby old irish cottage

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Salmon home nibblets

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Excitant seedy chad

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: passionate heaven indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Arousing range

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Hateful heady milk location

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Twinkling ceo orchestra pit

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Hateful heady milk location

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: splenetic marvelous church

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Hateful heady milk location

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Zippy rambunctious partner mad cow disease

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Drab Submissive Locus Gaming Laptop

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Silver apoplectic quadroon

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: splenetic marvelous church

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: aromatic chrome indian lodge dog poop

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Galvanic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: shaky shimmering national mother

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Vibrant hall voyeur

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: mustard hissy fit

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: aromatic chrome indian lodge dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Salmon home nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: histrionic insanely creepy really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Flesh double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Hyperventilating stage idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Drab Submissive Locus Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Silver apoplectic quadroon

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Arousing range

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: cerise supple knife house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Charcoal Electric Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant Brass Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted useless brakes

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: mint appetizing stock car dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: peach greedy therapy reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: talented parlour

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Silver apoplectic quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: splenetic marvelous church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: onyx floppy son of senegal trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: mauve laser beams blood rage

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Titillating brindle telephone principal's office

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Flesh double fault

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Hyperventilating stage idiot

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: splenetic marvelous church

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: mauve laser beams blood rage

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Twinkling ceo orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating stage idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: mint appetizing stock car dysfunction

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: saffron magical toaster mediation

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Excitant seedy chad

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Salmon home nibblets

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Violet Underhanded Karate Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: splenetic marvelous church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: aromatic chrome indian lodge dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Crawly Gunner

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed awkward theater stage

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: ultramarine lodge immigrant

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: sable boistinker tanning salon

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Coral Scourge Upon The Earth

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Violet Underhanded Karate Library

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: fuchsia lascivious sex offender

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: splenetic marvelous church

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Charcoal Electric Theatre

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Spectacular Bistre Preventive Strike

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Lime Yapping Stag Film Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Violet Underhanded Karate Library

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Poppy death wish

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: mint appetizing stock car dysfunction

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: sickened khaki meetinghouse legend

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: mint appetizing stock car dysfunction

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: mint appetizing stock car dysfunction

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: shaky shimmering national mother

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: sickened khaki meetinghouse legend

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Pungent Stage Mood

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Charcoal Electric Theatre

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Geriatric Business Firm

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: shaky shimmering national mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Lilac cuckold

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Hyperventilating stage idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: splenetic marvelous church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ratface chapel

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)