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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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walnut aromatic persian
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
exhilarant digit ratio feces
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
mauve stock car
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
hyperventilating death wish halford
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Charcoal impertinent gaming laptop
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Ruddy doctorate area
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Aphrodisiac Address Mexican
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Dull Painfully Honest Tanning Salon Goyim
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
electric queen of the night spot
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
walnut aromatic persian
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Odious locale
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Stimulating indian lodge
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
fluffy haunting parlor
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
walnut aromatic persian
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
hot resort
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
beady-eyed dragon house
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Hairraiser bonkers partner piazza
  06/30/25
cr
walnut aromatic persian
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Odious locale
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
embarrassed to the bone corner travel guidebook
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
hot resort
  06/30/25
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costumed unholy garrison pisswyrm
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
fluffy haunting parlor
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Hairraiser bonkers partner piazza
  06/30/25
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territorial concupiscible headpube institution
  07/01/25
*bussy
histrionic place of business
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Aphrodisiac Address Mexican
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Impressive base
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
White market
  06/30/25
fuck
fluffy haunting parlor
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Impressive base
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
exhilarant digit ratio feces
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
fluffy haunting parlor
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
embarrassed to the bone corner travel guidebook
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
walnut aromatic persian
  06/30/25
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Thriller aqua crackhouse legal warrant
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
supple french chef plaza
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Galvanic Canary Hall New Version
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
soul-stirring domesticated field
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
walnut aromatic persian
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Galvanic Canary Hall New Version
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
costumed unholy garrison pisswyrm
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Galvanic Canary Hall New Version
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Magical marvelous volcanic crater
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
walnut aromatic persian
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
dashing indirect expression
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
provocative main people
  06/30/25
tcr
costumed unholy garrison pisswyrm
  07/01/25
just jump
vivacious pearl whorehouse
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
walnut aromatic persian
  06/30/25
...
gay underhanded orchestra pit
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Nofapping therapy set
  06/30/25
wow
walnut aromatic persian
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Cream Vengeful Liquid Oxygen Step-uncle's House
  06/30/25
JFC man
walnut aromatic persian
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
electric queen of the night spot
  06/30/25
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vivacious pearl whorehouse
  06/30/25
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fluffy haunting parlor
  06/30/25
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hot resort
  06/30/25
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Swashbuckling ladyboy affirmative action
  06/30/25
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adventurous factory reset button state
  06/30/25
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dashing indirect expression
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
provocative main people
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
supple french chef plaza
  06/30/25
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Shimmering Yarmulke Rehab
  07/01/25
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territorial concupiscible headpube institution
  07/01/25
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Snowy hunting ground coldplay fan
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
heady parlour blood rage
  07/01/25
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Bistre laughsome cumskin library
  07/01/25
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hyperventilating death wish halford
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Ruddy doctorate area
  06/30/25
bro
walnut aromatic persian
  06/30/25
...
provocative main people
  06/30/25
lol
costumed unholy garrison pisswyrm
  07/01/25
...
razzle chrome turdskin nursing home
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
lake passionate university wrinkle
  06/30/25
jfc
walnut aromatic persian
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Odious locale
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Swashbuckling ladyboy affirmative action
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
adventurous factory reset button state
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
costumed unholy garrison pisswyrm
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
lake passionate university wrinkle
  07/01/25
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soul-stirring domesticated field
  07/01/25
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adventurous factory reset button state
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Bistre laughsome cumskin library
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Startled striped hyena gas station
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
embarrassed to the bone corner travel guidebook
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
walnut aromatic persian
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
fluffy haunting parlor
  06/30/25
...
walnut aromatic persian
  07/01/25
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emerald razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse skinny woman
  07/01/25
lol
costumed unholy garrison pisswyrm
  07/01/25
...
vivacious pearl whorehouse
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Cerebral puce meetinghouse roast beef
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Big gunner dilemma
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
metal trailer park
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
ocher senate depressive
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
sapphire racy space
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
emerald razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse skinny woman
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
slippery codepig pocket flask
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
walnut aromatic persian
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
costumed unholy garrison pisswyrm
  07/01/25
...
walnut aromatic persian
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
territorial concupiscible headpube institution
  07/01/25
😟
diverse insecure center voyeur
  07/01/25
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Primrose casino mad cow disease
  07/01/25
holy shit
walnut aromatic persian
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
emerald razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse skinny woman
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
vibrant cuckoldry
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Bistre laughsome cumskin library
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Aphrodisiac Address Mexican
  07/01/25
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walnut aromatic persian
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Bistre laughsome cumskin library
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Bistre laughsome cumskin library
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Nofapping therapy set
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Aphrodisiac Address Mexican
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
walnut aromatic persian
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Mind-boggling olive faggot firefighter office
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
territorial concupiscible headpube institution
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
poppy gaping school
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
walnut aromatic persian
  07/06/25
...
Nofapping therapy set
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Trip deer antler police squad
  07/06/25
...
adventurous factory reset button state
  07/06/25
lol
costumed unholy garrison pisswyrm
  07/07/25
wow
walnut aromatic persian
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: walnut aromatic persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: exhilarant digit ratio feces

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: mauve stock car

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: hyperventilating death wish halford

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Charcoal impertinent gaming laptop

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Ruddy doctorate area

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Address Mexican

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Dull Painfully Honest Tanning Salon Goyim

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: electric queen of the night spot

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: walnut aromatic persian

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Odious locale

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Stimulating indian lodge

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: fluffy haunting parlor

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: walnut aromatic persian

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: hot resort

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed dragon house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers partner piazza

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: walnut aromatic persian

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Odious locale

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone corner travel guidebook

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: hot resort

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: costumed unholy garrison pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: fluffy haunting parlor

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers partner piazza

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: territorial concupiscible headpube institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: histrionic place of business

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Address Mexican

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Impressive base

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: White market

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: fluffy haunting parlor

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Impressive base

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: exhilarant digit ratio feces

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: fluffy haunting parlor

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone corner travel guidebook

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: walnut aromatic persian

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Thriller aqua crackhouse legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: supple french chef plaza

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Galvanic Canary Hall New Version

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring domesticated field

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: walnut aromatic persian

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Galvanic Canary Hall New Version

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: costumed unholy garrison pisswyrm

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Galvanic Canary Hall New Version

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Magical marvelous volcanic crater

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: walnut aromatic persian

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: dashing indirect expression

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: provocative main people

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: costumed unholy garrison pisswyrm

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: vivacious pearl whorehouse

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: walnut aromatic persian

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: gay underhanded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Nofapping therapy set

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: walnut aromatic persian

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Cream Vengeful Liquid Oxygen Step-uncle's House

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: walnut aromatic persian

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: electric queen of the night spot

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: vivacious pearl whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: fluffy haunting parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: hot resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ladyboy affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: adventurous factory reset button state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: dashing indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: provocative main people

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: supple french chef plaza

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Shimmering Yarmulke Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: territorial concupiscible headpube institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Snowy hunting ground coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: heady parlour blood rage

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Bistre laughsome cumskin library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating death wish halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ruddy doctorate area

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: walnut aromatic persian

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: provocative main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: costumed unholy garrison pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: razzle chrome turdskin nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: lake passionate university wrinkle

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: walnut aromatic persian

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Odious locale

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ladyboy affirmative action

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: adventurous factory reset button state

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: costumed unholy garrison pisswyrm

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: lake passionate university wrinkle

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring domesticated field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: adventurous factory reset button state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Bistre laughsome cumskin library

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Startled striped hyena gas station

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone corner travel guidebook

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: walnut aromatic persian

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: fluffy haunting parlor

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: walnut aromatic persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: emerald razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: costumed unholy garrison pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: vivacious pearl whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Cerebral puce meetinghouse roast beef

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Big gunner dilemma

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: metal trailer park

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: ocher senate depressive

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: sapphire racy space

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: emerald razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse skinny woman

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: slippery codepig pocket flask

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: walnut aromatic persian

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: costumed unholy garrison pisswyrm

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: walnut aromatic persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: territorial concupiscible headpube institution

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: diverse insecure center voyeur

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Primrose casino mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: walnut aromatic persian

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: emerald razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse skinny woman

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: vibrant cuckoldry

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Bistre laughsome cumskin library

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Address Mexican

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: walnut aromatic persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Bistre laughsome cumskin library

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Bistre laughsome cumskin library

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Nofapping therapy set

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Address Mexican

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: walnut aromatic persian

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling olive faggot firefighter office

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: territorial concupiscible headpube institution

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: poppy gaping school

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: walnut aromatic persian

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Nofapping therapy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Trip deer antler police squad

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: adventurous factory reset button state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: costumed unholy garrison pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: walnut aromatic persian

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)