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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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excitant persian locale
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Vivacious Locus
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
zombie-like trip crotch
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
wonderful private investor
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Bespoke brindle circlehead
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Buff mexican
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
self-absorbed avocado coldplay fan corner
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Dead Theater Sneaky Criminal
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
bonkers pink affirmative action elastic band
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
excitant persian locale
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Dull Step-uncle's House
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
bossy citrine school queen of the night
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
appetizing anal native degenerate
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
excitant persian locale
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Ocher offensive point hominid
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Slap-happy bright codepig
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
ruby concupiscible boltzmann
  06/30/25
cr
excitant persian locale
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Dull Step-uncle's House
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Cruel-hearted histrionic genital piercing nursing home
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Ocher offensive point hominid
  06/30/25
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motley sapphire forum
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
appetizing anal native degenerate
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
ruby concupiscible boltzmann
  06/30/25
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outnumbered odious theatre
  07/01/25
*bussy
Spectacular abode
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
self-absorbed avocado coldplay fan corner
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
startling floppy cuckoldry area
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
hairraiser faggotry
  06/30/25
fuck
appetizing anal native degenerate
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
startling floppy cuckoldry area
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Vivacious Locus
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
appetizing anal native degenerate
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Cruel-hearted histrionic genital piercing nursing home
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
excitant persian locale
  06/30/25
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laughsome party of the first part hunting ground
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Exhilarant coral menage
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Boyish Nudist Property
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
drab adulterous faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
excitant persian locale
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Boyish Nudist Property
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
motley sapphire forum
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Boyish Nudist Property
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Diverse half-breed corn cake
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
excitant persian locale
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
contagious quadroon
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Chest-beating unholy immigrant sound barrier
  06/30/25
tcr
motley sapphire forum
  07/01/25
just jump
Fragrant gas station
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
excitant persian locale
  06/30/25
...
curious shaky laser beams
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Smoky cracking partner meetinghouse
  06/30/25
wow
excitant persian locale
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
big field dragon
  06/30/25
JFC man
excitant persian locale
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
bonkers pink affirmative action elastic band
  06/30/25
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Fragrant gas station
  06/30/25
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appetizing anal native degenerate
  06/30/25
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Ocher offensive point hominid
  06/30/25
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Brilliant electric furnace
  06/30/25
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Learning Disabled Razzmatazz Brunch Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
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contagious quadroon
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Chest-beating unholy immigrant sound barrier
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Exhilarant coral menage
  06/30/25
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bearded place of business parlor
  07/01/25
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outnumbered odious theatre
  07/01/25
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sooty incel mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
yellow racy cuck
  07/01/25
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Sienna disturbing resort pocket flask
  07/01/25
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wonderful private investor
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Buff mexican
  06/30/25
bro
excitant persian locale
  06/30/25
...
Chest-beating unholy immigrant sound barrier
  06/30/25
lol
motley sapphire forum
  07/01/25
...
hairless mind-boggling mood office
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
cocky lascivious trailer park
  06/30/25
jfc
excitant persian locale
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Dull Step-uncle's House
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Brilliant electric furnace
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Learning Disabled Razzmatazz Brunch Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
motley sapphire forum
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
cocky lascivious trailer park
  07/01/25
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drab adulterous faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
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Learning Disabled Razzmatazz Brunch Dingle Berry
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Sienna disturbing resort pocket flask
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
crimson space personal credit line
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Cruel-hearted histrionic genital piercing nursing home
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
excitant persian locale
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
appetizing anal native degenerate
  06/30/25
...
excitant persian locale
  07/01/25
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Tan therapy
  07/01/25
lol
motley sapphire forum
  07/01/25
...
Fragrant gas station
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Cowardly set gaping
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Wild alcoholic organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Lavender naked stag film french chef
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
balding passionate round eye spot
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Claret Cheese-eating Chad Plaza
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Tan therapy
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Bateful cyan halford
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
excitant persian locale
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
motley sapphire forum
  07/01/25
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excitant persian locale
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
outnumbered odious theatre
  07/01/25
😟
jet tanning salon rigpig
  07/01/25
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Azure nibblets pozpig
  07/01/25
holy shit
excitant persian locale
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Tan therapy
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
iridescent pit
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Sienna disturbing resort pocket flask
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
self-absorbed avocado coldplay fan corner
  07/01/25
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excitant persian locale
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Sienna disturbing resort pocket flask
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Sienna disturbing resort pocket flask
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Smoky cracking partner meetinghouse
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
self-absorbed avocado coldplay fan corner
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
excitant persian locale
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
gaped sick senate
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
outnumbered odious theatre
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
ungodly aromatic parlour keepsake machete
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
excitant persian locale
  07/06/25
...
Smoky cracking partner meetinghouse
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Opaque talented wagecucks
  07/06/25
...
Learning Disabled Razzmatazz Brunch Dingle Berry
  07/06/25
lol
motley sapphire forum
  07/07/25
wow
excitant persian locale
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: excitant persian locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Vivacious Locus

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: zombie-like trip crotch

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: wonderful private investor

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Bespoke brindle circlehead

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Buff mexican

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: self-absorbed avocado coldplay fan corner

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Dead Theater Sneaky Criminal

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: bonkers pink affirmative action elastic band

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: excitant persian locale

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Dull Step-uncle's House

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: bossy citrine school queen of the night

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: appetizing anal native degenerate

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: excitant persian locale

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Ocher offensive point hominid

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Slap-happy bright codepig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: ruby concupiscible boltzmann

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: excitant persian locale

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Dull Step-uncle's House

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted histrionic genital piercing nursing home

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Ocher offensive point hominid

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: motley sapphire forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: appetizing anal native degenerate

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: ruby concupiscible boltzmann

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: outnumbered odious theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Spectacular abode

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: self-absorbed avocado coldplay fan corner

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: startling floppy cuckoldry area

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: hairraiser faggotry

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: appetizing anal native degenerate

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: startling floppy cuckoldry area

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Locus

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: appetizing anal native degenerate

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted histrionic genital piercing nursing home

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: excitant persian locale

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: laughsome party of the first part hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant coral menage

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Boyish Nudist Property

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: drab adulterous faggot firefighter

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: excitant persian locale

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Boyish Nudist Property

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: motley sapphire forum

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Boyish Nudist Property

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Diverse half-breed corn cake

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: excitant persian locale

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: contagious quadroon

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Chest-beating unholy immigrant sound barrier

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: motley sapphire forum

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Fragrant gas station

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: excitant persian locale

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: curious shaky laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Smoky cracking partner meetinghouse

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: excitant persian locale

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: big field dragon

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: excitant persian locale

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bonkers pink affirmative action elastic band

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: appetizing anal native degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Ocher offensive point hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Brilliant electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Razzmatazz Brunch Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: contagious quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Chest-beating unholy immigrant sound barrier

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant coral menage

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: bearded place of business parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: outnumbered odious theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: sooty incel mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: yellow racy cuck

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Sienna disturbing resort pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: wonderful private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Buff mexican

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: excitant persian locale

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Chest-beating unholy immigrant sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: motley sapphire forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: hairless mind-boggling mood office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: cocky lascivious trailer park

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: excitant persian locale

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Dull Step-uncle's House

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Brilliant electric furnace

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Razzmatazz Brunch Dingle Berry

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: motley sapphire forum

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: cocky lascivious trailer park

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: drab adulterous faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Razzmatazz Brunch Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Sienna disturbing resort pocket flask

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: crimson space personal credit line

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted histrionic genital piercing nursing home

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: excitant persian locale

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: appetizing anal native degenerate

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: excitant persian locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Tan therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: motley sapphire forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Cowardly set gaping

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Wild alcoholic organic girlfriend

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Lavender naked stag film french chef

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: balding passionate round eye spot

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Claret Cheese-eating Chad Plaza

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Tan therapy

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Bateful cyan halford

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: excitant persian locale

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: motley sapphire forum

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: excitant persian locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: outnumbered odious theatre

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: jet tanning salon rigpig

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Azure nibblets pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: excitant persian locale

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Tan therapy

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: iridescent pit

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Sienna disturbing resort pocket flask

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: self-absorbed avocado coldplay fan corner

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: excitant persian locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Sienna disturbing resort pocket flask

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Sienna disturbing resort pocket flask

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Smoky cracking partner meetinghouse

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: self-absorbed avocado coldplay fan corner

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: excitant persian locale

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: gaped sick senate

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: outnumbered odious theatre

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: ungodly aromatic parlour keepsake machete

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: excitant persian locale

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Smoky cracking partner meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Opaque talented wagecucks

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Razzmatazz Brunch Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: motley sapphire forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: excitant persian locale

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)