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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
swashbuckling toaster
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
ocher library pozpig
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Apoplectic Mauve Immigrant Athletic Conference
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Magenta Cruel-hearted Philosopher-king Sanctuary
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
motley offensive address marketing idea
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Mint piazza
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Jade Potus Main People
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
buck-toothed grizzly area roast beef
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
concupiscible hot institution indirect expression
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Laughsome station liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Copper vivacious stain
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Dashing Zippy Bawdyhouse Depressive
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Buff domesticated theatre electric furnace
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Stirring ticket booth candlestick maker
  06/30/25
cr
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
concupiscible hot institution indirect expression
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Vermilion razzmatazz spot toilet seat
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Dashing Zippy Bawdyhouse Depressive
  06/30/25
...
Turquoise Bonkers Ape Parlor
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Copper vivacious stain
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Stirring ticket booth candlestick maker
  06/30/25
...
disturbing school azn
  07/01/25
*bussy
embarrassed to the bone fortuitous meteor location
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Mint piazza
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
soul-stirring market wagecucks
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Spectacular Range
  06/30/25
fuck
Copper vivacious stain
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
soul-stirring market wagecucks
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
swashbuckling toaster
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Copper vivacious stain
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Vermilion razzmatazz spot toilet seat
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  06/30/25
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sinister whorehouse windowlicker
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Jet orchestra pit
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
cerise jap
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Garnet hairy legs nursing home
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
cerise jap
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Turquoise Bonkers Ape Parlor
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
cerise jap
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Glittery resort circlehead
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
awkward university
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Flatulent aqua mother
  06/30/25
tcr
Turquoise Bonkers Ape Parlor
  07/01/25
just jump
contagious boiling water space
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  06/30/25
...
Abnormal Gold Headpube Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Odious Carnelian Hospital
  06/30/25
wow
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Insane boyish water buffalo
  06/30/25
JFC man
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
buck-toothed grizzly area roast beef
  06/30/25
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contagious boiling water space
  06/30/25
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Copper vivacious stain
  06/30/25
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Dashing Zippy Bawdyhouse Depressive
  06/30/25
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Lilac pervert
  06/30/25
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Chestnut Base
  06/30/25
...
awkward university
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Flatulent aqua mother
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Jet orchestra pit
  06/30/25
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insanely creepy sadistic trailer park factory reset button
  07/01/25
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disturbing school azn
  07/01/25
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Talented gay mental disorder house
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
titillating flesh faggotry
  07/01/25
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Electric Church Building Psychic
  07/01/25
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Apoplectic Mauve Immigrant Athletic Conference
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
motley offensive address marketing idea
  06/30/25
bro
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  06/30/25
...
Flatulent aqua mother
  06/30/25
lol
Turquoise Bonkers Ape Parlor
  07/01/25
...
poppy excitant step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Greedy People Who Are Hurt Persian
  06/30/25
jfc
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
concupiscible hot institution indirect expression
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Lilac pervert
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Chestnut Base
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Turquoise Bonkers Ape Parlor
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Greedy People Who Are Hurt Persian
  07/01/25
...
Garnet hairy legs nursing home
  07/01/25
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Chestnut Base
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Electric Church Building Psychic
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Shaky vigorous set
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Vermilion razzmatazz spot toilet seat
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Copper vivacious stain
  06/30/25
...
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  07/01/25
...
orchid galvanic menage
  07/01/25
lol
Turquoise Bonkers Ape Parlor
  07/01/25
...
contagious boiling water space
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Fighting indian lodge
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Curious Hall
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
wine home
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Nubile charismatic hell
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Milky Stimulating Scourge Upon The Earth Temple
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
orchid galvanic menage
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
chrome hissy fit
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Turquoise Bonkers Ape Parlor
  07/01/25
...
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
disturbing school azn
  07/01/25
😟
Drunken well-lubricated boistinker
  07/01/25
...
supple tan partner
  07/01/25
holy shit
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
orchid galvanic menage
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Territorial costumed doctorate ratface
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Electric Church Building Psychic
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Mint piazza
  07/01/25
...
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Electric Church Building Psychic
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Electric Church Building Psychic
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Odious Carnelian Hospital
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Mint piazza
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
irradiated startled stag film haunted graveyard
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
disturbing school azn
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Sticky razzle tanning salon messiness
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  07/06/25
...
Odious Carnelian Hospital
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Dull Maniacal Double Fault
  07/06/25
...
Chestnut Base
  07/06/25
lol
Turquoise Bonkers Ape Parlor
  07/07/25
wow
bipolar saffron community account preventive strike
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling toaster

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: ocher library pozpig

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Apoplectic Mauve Immigrant Athletic Conference

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Magenta Cruel-hearted Philosopher-king Sanctuary

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: motley offensive address marketing idea

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Mint piazza

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Jade Potus Main People

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: buck-toothed grizzly area roast beef

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: concupiscible hot institution indirect expression

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Laughsome station liquid oxygen

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Copper vivacious stain

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Dashing Zippy Bawdyhouse Depressive

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Buff domesticated theatre electric furnace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Stirring ticket booth candlestick maker

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: concupiscible hot institution indirect expression

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Vermilion razzmatazz spot toilet seat

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Dashing Zippy Bawdyhouse Depressive

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Turquoise Bonkers Ape Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Copper vivacious stain

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Stirring ticket booth candlestick maker

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: disturbing school azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone fortuitous meteor location

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Mint piazza

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring market wagecucks

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Spectacular Range

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Copper vivacious stain

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring market wagecucks

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling toaster

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Copper vivacious stain

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Vermilion razzmatazz spot toilet seat

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: sinister whorehouse windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Jet orchestra pit

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: cerise jap

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Garnet hairy legs nursing home

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: cerise jap

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Turquoise Bonkers Ape Parlor

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: cerise jap

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Glittery resort circlehead

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: awkward university

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Flatulent aqua mother

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Turquoise Bonkers Ape Parlor

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: contagious boiling water space

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Abnormal Gold Headpube Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Odious Carnelian Hospital

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Insane boyish water buffalo

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: buck-toothed grizzly area roast beef

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: contagious boiling water space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Copper vivacious stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Dashing Zippy Bawdyhouse Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Lilac pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Chestnut Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: awkward university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Flatulent aqua mother

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Jet orchestra pit

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: insanely creepy sadistic trailer park factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: disturbing school azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Talented gay mental disorder house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: titillating flesh faggotry

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Electric Church Building Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Apoplectic Mauve Immigrant Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: motley offensive address marketing idea

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Flatulent aqua mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Turquoise Bonkers Ape Parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: poppy excitant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Greedy People Who Are Hurt Persian

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: concupiscible hot institution indirect expression

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Lilac pervert

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Chestnut Base

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Turquoise Bonkers Ape Parlor

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Greedy People Who Are Hurt Persian

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Garnet hairy legs nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Chestnut Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Electric Church Building Psychic

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Shaky vigorous set

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Vermilion razzmatazz spot toilet seat

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Copper vivacious stain

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: orchid galvanic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Turquoise Bonkers Ape Parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: contagious boiling water space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Fighting indian lodge

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Curious Hall

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: wine home

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Nubile charismatic hell

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Milky Stimulating Scourge Upon The Earth Temple

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: orchid galvanic menage

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: chrome hissy fit

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Turquoise Bonkers Ape Parlor

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: disturbing school azn

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Drunken well-lubricated boistinker

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: supple tan partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: orchid galvanic menage

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Territorial costumed doctorate ratface

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Electric Church Building Psychic

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Mint piazza

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Electric Church Building Psychic

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Electric Church Building Psychic

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Odious Carnelian Hospital

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Mint piazza

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: irradiated startled stag film haunted graveyard

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: disturbing school azn

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Sticky razzle tanning salon messiness

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Odious Carnelian Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Dull Maniacal Double Fault

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Chestnut Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Turquoise Bonkers Ape Parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: bipolar saffron community account preventive strike

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)