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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
naked home
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
stimulating bright temple affirmative action
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Metal multi-colored stock car foreskin
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
brilliant rigpig
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
avocado corner
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
cobalt rehab digit ratio
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Slimy Cracking Stage Community Account
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
shaky stag film filthpig
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Filthy rigor feces
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Burgundy jap theatre
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Marvelous adulterous office
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
sooty parlor roommate
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
thirsty vermilion generalized bond
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
big-titted olive elastic band
  06/30/25
cr
vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Filthy rigor feces
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Pontificating Knife
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
sooty parlor roommate
  06/30/25
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jade theater
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Marvelous adulterous office
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
big-titted olive elastic band
  06/30/25
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tan associate
  07/01/25
*bussy
Racy Pozpig
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
cobalt rehab digit ratio
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
bossy mind-boggling point death wish
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Light stage idiot
  06/30/25
fuck
Marvelous adulterous office
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
bossy mind-boggling point death wish
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
naked home
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Marvelous adulterous office
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Pontificating Knife
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  06/30/25
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Sexy clear property telephone
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Purple adventurous public bath faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Nudist Center Turdskin
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Big lake crackhouse athletic conference
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Nudist Center Turdskin
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
jade theater
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Nudist Center Turdskin
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Hairraiser dark tanning salon
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Shivering White Lettuce Potus
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Carnelian toilet seat
  06/30/25
tcr
jade theater
  07/01/25
just jump
Magical Messiness Brunch
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  06/30/25
...
Turquoise pit
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Fishy Blathering Indirect Expression Location
  06/30/25
wow
vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Primrose idea he suggested
  06/30/25
JFC man
vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
shaky stag film filthpig
  06/30/25
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Magical Messiness Brunch
  06/30/25
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Marvelous adulterous office
  06/30/25
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sooty parlor roommate
  06/30/25
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flushed hospital trust fund
  06/30/25
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mewling mad cow disease
  06/30/25
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Shivering White Lettuce Potus
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Carnelian toilet seat
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Purple adventurous public bath faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
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Diverse locus
  07/01/25
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tan associate
  07/01/25
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internet-worthy black range double fault
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
zippy puppy
  07/01/25
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magenta fragrant faggotry station
  07/01/25
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Metal multi-colored stock car foreskin
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
avocado corner
  06/30/25
bro
vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  06/30/25
...
Carnelian toilet seat
  06/30/25
lol
jade theater
  07/01/25
...
Cream House-broken Boistinker Ape
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Vivacious startled hall
  06/30/25
jfc
vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Filthy rigor feces
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
flushed hospital trust fund
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
mewling mad cow disease
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
jade theater
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Vivacious startled hall
  07/01/25
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Big lake crackhouse athletic conference
  07/01/25
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mewling mad cow disease
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
magenta fragrant faggotry station
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
aggressive trip hominid
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Pontificating Knife
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Marvelous adulterous office
  06/30/25
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vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  07/01/25
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federal thriller school
  07/01/25
lol
jade theater
  07/01/25
...
Magical Messiness Brunch
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
self-centered sick striped hyena abode
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
learning disabled sienna state
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
swashbuckling spruce garrison
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
electric genital piercing gas station
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Amber principal's office
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
federal thriller school
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
canary floppy becky
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
jade theater
  07/01/25
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vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
tan associate
  07/01/25
😟
khaki personal credit line nibblets
  07/01/25
...
Grizzly azn
  07/01/25
holy shit
vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
federal thriller school
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Amethyst plaza party of the first part
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
magenta fragrant faggotry station
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
cobalt rehab digit ratio
  07/01/25
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vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
magenta fragrant faggotry station
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
magenta fragrant faggotry station
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Fishy Blathering Indirect Expression Location
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
cobalt rehab digit ratio
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
arousing house
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
tan associate
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
violent pink theater stage mexican
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  07/06/25
...
Fishy Blathering Indirect Expression Location
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
offensive box office mental disorder
  07/06/25
...
mewling mad cow disease
  07/06/25
lol
jade theater
  07/07/25
wow
vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: naked home

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: stimulating bright temple affirmative action

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Metal multi-colored stock car foreskin

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: brilliant rigpig

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: avocado corner

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: cobalt rehab digit ratio

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Slimy Cracking Stage Community Account

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: shaky stag film filthpig

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Filthy rigor feces

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Burgundy jap theatre

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Marvelous adulterous office

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: sooty parlor roommate

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: thirsty vermilion generalized bond

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: big-titted olive elastic band

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Filthy rigor feces

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Pontificating Knife

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: sooty parlor roommate

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: jade theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Marvelous adulterous office

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: big-titted olive elastic band

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: tan associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Racy Pozpig

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: cobalt rehab digit ratio

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: bossy mind-boggling point death wish

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Light stage idiot

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Marvelous adulterous office

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: bossy mind-boggling point death wish

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: naked home

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Marvelous adulterous office

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Pontificating Knife

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Sexy clear property telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Purple adventurous public bath faggot firefighter

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Nudist Center Turdskin

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Big lake crackhouse athletic conference

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Nudist Center Turdskin

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: jade theater

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Nudist Center Turdskin

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser dark tanning salon

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Shivering White Lettuce Potus

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Carnelian toilet seat

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: jade theater

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Magical Messiness Brunch

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Turquoise pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Fishy Blathering Indirect Expression Location

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Primrose idea he suggested

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: shaky stag film filthpig

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Magical Messiness Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Marvelous adulterous office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: sooty parlor roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: flushed hospital trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: mewling mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Shivering White Lettuce Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Carnelian toilet seat

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Purple adventurous public bath faggot firefighter

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Diverse locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: tan associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: internet-worthy black range double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: zippy puppy

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: magenta fragrant faggotry station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Metal multi-colored stock car foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: avocado corner

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Carnelian toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: jade theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cream House-broken Boistinker Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Vivacious startled hall

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Filthy rigor feces

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: flushed hospital trust fund

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: mewling mad cow disease

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: jade theater

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Vivacious startled hall

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Big lake crackhouse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: mewling mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: magenta fragrant faggotry station

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: aggressive trip hominid

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Pontificating Knife

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Marvelous adulterous office

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: federal thriller school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: jade theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Magical Messiness Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: self-centered sick striped hyena abode

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: learning disabled sienna state

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce garrison

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: electric genital piercing gas station

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Amber principal's office

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: federal thriller school

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: canary floppy becky

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: jade theater

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: tan associate

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: khaki personal credit line nibblets

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Grizzly azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: federal thriller school

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Amethyst plaza party of the first part

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: magenta fragrant faggotry station

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: cobalt rehab digit ratio

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: magenta fragrant faggotry station

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: magenta fragrant faggotry station

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Fishy Blathering Indirect Expression Location

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: cobalt rehab digit ratio

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: arousing house

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: tan associate

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: violent pink theater stage mexican

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Fishy Blathering Indirect Expression Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: offensive box office mental disorder

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: mewling mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: jade theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly wrinkle senate

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)