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new xo weekly advice column "Dear Jurisprudence"

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Wonderful spot
  06/30/25
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sienna sound barrier
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
Vigorous peach set community account
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
lime therapy
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
Wonderful spot
  06/30/25
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beady-eyed turdskin pozpig
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
Vigorous peach set community account
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
odious stead
  07/02/25
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Coral orchestra pit nibblets
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
Wonderful spot
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
olive mental disorder
  07/02/25
tp.
beady-eyed turdskin pozpig
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Wonderful spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060010)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: sienna sound barrier



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Vigorous peach set community account

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: lime therapy

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060095)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Wonderful spot

have you considered being Tall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060100)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed turdskin pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060114)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Vigorous peach set community account

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065736)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: odious stead

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065751)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Coral orchestra pit nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065853)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: olive mental disorder

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065910)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed turdskin pozpig

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49066134)