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Just had the most embarrassing premature ejaculation of my life
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Date: October 10th, 2026 7:55 PM Author: 180 national Chick I’ve been working with for about a year, we grabbed drinks tonight.
We were “friends” for the year and I always gave her dating advice and I embellished the fuck out of my sexual experience. I have only been with two chicks ever but I told her I was with about 40. I also said I was 7.1x 6” cir girth but I’m really 5” x 4.5 cir.
We entered her apartment and I took my shoes off. I wear 2” lifts so I tiptoe maxxed my way to the bed. Basically you bring the bottom of your pants over your feet and tiptoe. She was giving me a weird look but kind of ignored it.
We sit in her bed and I take my pants off. I’m completely limp. I’m a grower so I was probably 2” limp. I tell her I need a minute. I closed my eyes and thought about 2004 cam models.
Then I get hard and immediately ejaculate right into the air all over the bed. It all shoots out. She starts screaming. Then she rolled her eyes and just went into the other room. I got my shit and left. |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:00 PM Author: painfully honest lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182713) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:02 PM Author: Razzmatazz Maize Pervert Stead > thought about 2004 cam models
that's a lot of cam models. try thinking about just two or three next time |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:02 PM Author: ferengi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182715) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:11 PM Author: razzle-dazzle place of business area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182731) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:32 PM Author: Soul-stirring ultramarine dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182754) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:32 PM Author: snowy useless weed whacker pocket flask Elaborated? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182755) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:57 PM Author: 180 national Embellished. Sorry I’m a 1080 SAT/168 LSAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182832) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: glittery hot nibblets I'm not seeing the problem here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182773) |
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Date: October 11th, 2026 2:58 AM Author: umber out-of-control black woman university Tell her you have a really short refractory period and just wait for a bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50183196) |