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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Very tactful sapphire school
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Talented mauve sex offender
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
twinkling meetinghouse doctorate
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Wonderful dragon azn
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
naked kitty cat famous landscape painting
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
copper trip theater mediation
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
filthy hunting ground
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Glittery cerise wagecucks
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Grizzly address
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Very tactful sapphire school
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Bipolar spectacular forum striped hyena
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Pontificating athletic conference
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
vibrant rambunctious telephone house
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Very tactful sapphire school
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Supple Water Buffalo
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Big spot
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
avocado gaped lodge regret
  06/30/25
cr
Very tactful sapphire school
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Bipolar spectacular forum striped hyena
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Alcoholic Juggernaut Clown
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Supple Water Buffalo
  06/30/25
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azure submissive library
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
vibrant rambunctious telephone house
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
avocado gaped lodge regret
  06/30/25
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Floppy carmine nibblets gas station
  07/01/25
*bussy
Coral patrolman karate
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
filthy hunting ground
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
orange histrionic state travel guidebook
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Demanding Property Stain
  06/30/25
fuck
vibrant rambunctious telephone house
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
orange histrionic state travel guidebook
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Talented mauve sex offender
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
vibrant rambunctious telephone house
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Alcoholic Juggernaut Clown
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Very tactful sapphire school
  06/30/25
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  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Fragrant Snowy Sanctuary Ceo
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
motley soggy den
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Crusty Friendly Grandma Range
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Very tactful sapphire school
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
motley soggy den
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
azure submissive library
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
motley soggy den
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
lascivious dark tanning salon sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Very tactful sapphire school
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Narrow-minded Parlor Place Of Business
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
unhinged awkward cumskin
  06/30/25
tcr
azure submissive library
  07/01/25
just jump
Boyish yarmulke
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Very tactful sapphire school
  06/30/25
...
Pearl theater stage tattoo
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Flushed Garrison
  06/30/25
wow
Very tactful sapphire school
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Saffron milk
  06/30/25
JFC man
Very tactful sapphire school
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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Boyish yarmulke
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Supple Water Buffalo
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Narrow-minded Parlor Place Of Business
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
unhinged awkward cumskin
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Fragrant Snowy Sanctuary Ceo
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Vivacious Blue Business Firm
  07/01/25
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Wonderful dragon azn
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
copper trip theater mediation
  06/30/25
bro
Very tactful sapphire school
  06/30/25
...
unhinged awkward cumskin
  06/30/25
lol
azure submissive library
  07/01/25
...
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
Very tactful sapphire school
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Bipolar spectacular forum striped hyena
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Bull headed judgmental trailer park background story
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Lilac high-end macaca
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
azure submissive library
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Disturbing mustard hissy fit stag film
  07/01/25
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Crusty Friendly Grandma Range
  07/01/25
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Lilac high-end macaca
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Vivacious Blue Business Firm
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Alcoholic Adventurous Chapel
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Alcoholic Juggernaut Clown
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Very tactful sapphire school
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
vibrant rambunctious telephone house
  06/30/25
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Very tactful sapphire school
  07/01/25
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marvelous menage shitlib
  07/01/25
lol
azure submissive library
  07/01/25
...
Boyish yarmulke
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
At-the-ready candlestick maker
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
cerebral hall
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
hideous step-uncle's house
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Sexy Halford Field
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Spruce mad cow disease
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
marvelous menage shitlib
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Startling Space Puppy
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Very tactful sapphire school
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
azure submissive library
  07/01/25
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Very tactful sapphire school
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Floppy carmine nibblets gas station
  07/01/25
😟
vigorous hell
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
holy shit
Very tactful sapphire school
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
marvelous menage shitlib
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Twisted bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Vivacious Blue Business Firm
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
filthy hunting ground
  07/01/25
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Very tactful sapphire school
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Vivacious Blue Business Firm
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Vivacious Blue Business Firm
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Flushed Garrison
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
filthy hunting ground
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Very tactful sapphire school
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Yapping liquid oxygen office
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Floppy carmine nibblets gas station
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
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  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Very tactful sapphire school
  07/06/25
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Flushed Garrison
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
bossy whorehouse filthpig
  07/06/25
...
Lilac high-end macaca
  07/06/25
lol
azure submissive library
  07/07/25
wow
Very tactful sapphire school
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Talented mauve sex offender

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: twinkling meetinghouse doctorate

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Wonderful dragon azn

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: naked kitty cat famous landscape painting

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: copper trip theater mediation

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: filthy hunting ground

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Glittery cerise wagecucks

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Grizzly address

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bipolar spectacular forum striped hyena

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Pontificating athletic conference

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: vibrant rambunctious telephone house

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Supple Water Buffalo

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Big spot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: avocado gaped lodge regret

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bipolar spectacular forum striped hyena

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic Juggernaut Clown

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Supple Water Buffalo

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: azure submissive library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: vibrant rambunctious telephone house

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: avocado gaped lodge regret

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Floppy carmine nibblets gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Coral patrolman karate

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: filthy hunting ground

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: orange histrionic state travel guidebook

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Demanding Property Stain

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: vibrant rambunctious telephone house

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: orange histrionic state travel guidebook

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Talented mauve sex offender

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: vibrant rambunctious telephone house

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic Juggernaut Clown

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: erotic umber stage mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Fragrant Snowy Sanctuary Ceo

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: motley soggy den

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Crusty Friendly Grandma Range

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: motley soggy den

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: azure submissive library

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: motley soggy den

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: lascivious dark tanning salon sneaky criminal

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Parlor Place Of Business

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: unhinged awkward cumskin

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: azure submissive library

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Boyish yarmulke

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Pearl theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Flushed Garrison

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Saffron milk

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Grizzly address

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Boyish yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: vibrant rambunctious telephone house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Supple Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Bull headed judgmental trailer park background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Lilac high-end macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Parlor Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: unhinged awkward cumskin

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Fragrant Snowy Sanctuary Ceo

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Tan gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Floppy carmine nibblets gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: nudist multi-colored parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic House-broken Heaven Digit Ratio

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Vivacious Blue Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Wonderful dragon azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: copper trip theater mediation

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: unhinged awkward cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: azure submissive library

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vengeful chrome dilemma pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Disturbing mustard hissy fit stag film

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Bipolar spectacular forum striped hyena

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Bull headed judgmental trailer park background story

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Lilac high-end macaca

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: azure submissive library

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Disturbing mustard hissy fit stag film

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Crusty Friendly Grandma Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Lilac high-end macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Vivacious Blue Business Firm

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Alcoholic Adventurous Chapel

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic Juggernaut Clown

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: vibrant rambunctious telephone house

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: marvelous menage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: azure submissive library

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Boyish yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: At-the-ready candlestick maker

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: cerebral hall

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: hideous step-uncle's house

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Sexy Halford Field

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Spruce mad cow disease

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: marvelous menage shitlib

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Startling Space Puppy

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: azure submissive library

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Floppy carmine nibblets gas station

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vigorous hell

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: primrose love of her life boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: marvelous menage shitlib

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Twisted bawdyhouse

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Vivacious Blue Business Firm

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: filthy hunting ground

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Vivacious Blue Business Firm

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Vivacious Blue Business Firm

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Flushed Garrison

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: filthy hunting ground

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Yapping liquid oxygen office

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Floppy carmine nibblets gas station

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: topaz disgusting antidepressant drug marketing idea

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Flushed Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: bossy whorehouse filthpig

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Lilac high-end macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: azure submissive library

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire school

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)