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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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copper gaming laptop kitty
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
erotic travel guidebook stag film
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Pearl incel stead
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Ruby Startling Circlehead
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
180 very tactful stage keepsake machete
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Disrespectful Wagecucks
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
razzle-dazzle underhanded piazza
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
magenta angry brethren codepig
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
jet-lagged overrated corner striped hyena
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
copper gaming laptop kitty
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Spectacular lettuce
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
exciting mexican
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
pale stain
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
copper gaming laptop kitty
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Trip Domesticated Orchestra Pit Partner
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Bisexual Apoplectic Gas Station Round Eye
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
naked gay lay feces
  06/30/25
cr
copper gaming laptop kitty
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Spectacular lettuce
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
irradiated cordovan locale
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Trip Domesticated Orchestra Pit Partner
  06/30/25
...
adventurous parlour
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
pale stain
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
naked gay lay feces
  06/30/25
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Pearly shaky dragon
  07/01/25
*bussy
Charismatic kitty cat
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
razzle-dazzle underhanded piazza
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Aphrodisiac nudist heaven
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Mind-boggling shimmering queen of the night selfie
  06/30/25
fuck
pale stain
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Aphrodisiac nudist heaven
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
erotic travel guidebook stag film
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
pale stain
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
irradiated cordovan locale
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
copper gaming laptop kitty
  06/30/25
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hairraiser alpha puppy
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
fragrant judgmental pit
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Boyish fortuitous meteor range
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Bateful crimson rigor
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
copper gaming laptop kitty
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Boyish fortuitous meteor range
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
adventurous parlour
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Boyish fortuitous meteor range
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Beady-eyed Hairy Legs Cuck
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
copper gaming laptop kitty
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Grizzly supple rehab telephone
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
iridescent histrionic sanctuary halford
  06/30/25
tcr
adventurous parlour
  07/01/25
just jump
topaz unhinged property water buffalo
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
copper gaming laptop kitty
  06/30/25
...
twinkling stirring fat ankles
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Confused field toilet seat
  06/30/25
wow
copper gaming laptop kitty
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
glittery brunch indirect expression
  06/30/25
JFC man
copper gaming laptop kitty
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
jet-lagged overrated corner striped hyena
  06/30/25
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topaz unhinged property water buffalo
  06/30/25
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pale stain
  06/30/25
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Trip Domesticated Orchestra Pit Partner
  06/30/25
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Cerebral Rambunctious Gay Wizard Sandwich
  06/30/25
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Floppy Philosopher-king Roommate
  06/30/25
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Grizzly supple rehab telephone
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
iridescent histrionic sanctuary halford
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
fragrant judgmental pit
  06/30/25
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Honey-headed wonderful tanning salon
  07/01/25
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Pearly shaky dragon
  07/01/25
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excitant coffee pot
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Motley citrine lodge
  07/01/25
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Swashbuckling soggy love of her life state
  07/01/25
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Ruby Startling Circlehead
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Disrespectful Wagecucks
  06/30/25
bro
copper gaming laptop kitty
  06/30/25
...
iridescent histrionic sanctuary halford
  06/30/25
lol
adventurous parlour
  07/01/25
...
Razzle coral meetinghouse trust fund
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
mildly autistic school cafeteria
  06/30/25
jfc
copper gaming laptop kitty
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Spectacular lettuce
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Cerebral Rambunctious Gay Wizard Sandwich
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Floppy Philosopher-king Roommate
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
adventurous parlour
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
mildly autistic school cafeteria
  07/01/25
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Bateful crimson rigor
  07/01/25
...
Floppy Philosopher-king Roommate
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Swashbuckling soggy love of her life state
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
gold sick legend
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
irradiated cordovan locale
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
copper gaming laptop kitty
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
pale stain
  06/30/25
...
copper gaming laptop kitty
  07/01/25
...
thriller scarlet step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
lol
adventurous parlour
  07/01/25
...
topaz unhinged property water buffalo
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Saffron market therapy
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
exhilarant personal credit line cuckoldry
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
crystalline national
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
arousing indian lodge pisswyrm
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
pungent house
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
thriller scarlet step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Misanthropic Idea He Suggested Theater
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
copper gaming laptop kitty
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
adventurous parlour
  07/01/25
...
copper gaming laptop kitty
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Pearly shaky dragon
  07/01/25
😟
aromatic offensive abode
  07/01/25
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Odious Bat Shit Crazy Mental Disorder Box Office
  07/01/25
holy shit
copper gaming laptop kitty
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
thriller scarlet step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
comical dead public bath dysfunction
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Swashbuckling soggy love of her life state
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
razzle-dazzle underhanded piazza
  07/01/25
...
copper gaming laptop kitty
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Swashbuckling soggy love of her life state
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Swashbuckling soggy love of her life state
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Confused field toilet seat
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
razzle-dazzle underhanded piazza
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
copper gaming laptop kitty
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Lilac point toaster
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Pearly shaky dragon
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Green sticky den
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
copper gaming laptop kitty
  07/06/25
...
Confused field toilet seat
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
marvelous bearded potus
  07/06/25
...
Floppy Philosopher-king Roommate
  07/06/25
lol
adventurous parlour
  07/07/25
wow
copper gaming laptop kitty
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: erotic travel guidebook stag film

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Pearl incel stead

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Ruby Startling Circlehead

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: 180 very tactful stage keepsake machete

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Disrespectful Wagecucks

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle underhanded piazza

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: magenta angry brethren codepig

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: jet-lagged overrated corner striped hyena

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Spectacular lettuce

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: exciting mexican

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: pale stain

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Trip Domesticated Orchestra Pit Partner

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Bisexual Apoplectic Gas Station Round Eye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: naked gay lay feces

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Spectacular lettuce

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: irradiated cordovan locale

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Trip Domesticated Orchestra Pit Partner

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: adventurous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: pale stain

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: naked gay lay feces

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Pearly shaky dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Charismatic kitty cat

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle underhanded piazza

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac nudist heaven

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling shimmering queen of the night selfie

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: pale stain

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac nudist heaven

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: erotic travel guidebook stag film

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: pale stain

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: irradiated cordovan locale

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: hairraiser alpha puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: fragrant judgmental pit

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor range

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bateful crimson rigor

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor range

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: adventurous parlour

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor range

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Hairy Legs Cuck

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Grizzly supple rehab telephone

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: iridescent histrionic sanctuary halford

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: adventurous parlour

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: topaz unhinged property water buffalo

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: twinkling stirring fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Confused field toilet seat

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: glittery brunch indirect expression

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: jet-lagged overrated corner striped hyena

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: topaz unhinged property water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: pale stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Trip Domesticated Orchestra Pit Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Cerebral Rambunctious Gay Wizard Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Floppy Philosopher-king Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Grizzly supple rehab telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: iridescent histrionic sanctuary halford

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: fragrant judgmental pit

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Honey-headed wonderful tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Pearly shaky dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: excitant coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Motley citrine lodge

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling soggy love of her life state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Ruby Startling Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Disrespectful Wagecucks

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: iridescent histrionic sanctuary halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: adventurous parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Razzle coral meetinghouse trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: mildly autistic school cafeteria

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Spectacular lettuce

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Cerebral Rambunctious Gay Wizard Sandwich

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Floppy Philosopher-king Roommate

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: adventurous parlour

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: mildly autistic school cafeteria

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Bateful crimson rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Floppy Philosopher-king Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling soggy love of her life state

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: gold sick legend

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: irradiated cordovan locale

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: pale stain

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: thriller scarlet step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: adventurous parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: topaz unhinged property water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Saffron market therapy

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: exhilarant personal credit line cuckoldry

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: crystalline national

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: arousing indian lodge pisswyrm

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: pungent house

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: thriller scarlet step-uncle's house

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Misanthropic Idea He Suggested Theater

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: adventurous parlour

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Pearly shaky dragon

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: aromatic offensive abode

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Odious Bat Shit Crazy Mental Disorder Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: thriller scarlet step-uncle's house

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: comical dead public bath dysfunction

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling soggy love of her life state

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle underhanded piazza

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling soggy love of her life state

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling soggy love of her life state

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Confused field toilet seat

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle underhanded piazza

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Lilac point toaster

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Pearly shaky dragon

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Green sticky den

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Confused field toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: marvelous bearded potus

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Floppy Philosopher-king Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: adventurous parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: copper gaming laptop kitty

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)