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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
black forum dysfunction
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
learning disabled bateful locale roast beef
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Tan Base Legend
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
exhilarant institution mother
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
rebellious whorehouse factory reset button
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Carmine pistol milk
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Opaque thriller party of the first part dilemma
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
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  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
self-centered mental disorder corn cake
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Awkward Mood Gas Station
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
magical soul-stirring plaza shitlib
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
pearly fear-inspiring pervert theater
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
henna library trump supporter
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
slate fragrant school cafeteria indirect expression
  06/30/25
cr
laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
self-centered mental disorder corn cake
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Ruby locus partner
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
pearly fear-inspiring pervert theater
  06/30/25
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Red titillating heaven twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
magical soul-stirring plaza shitlib
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
slate fragrant school cafeteria indirect expression
  06/30/25
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cerebral talking trailer park
  07/01/25
*bussy
histrionic sienna ceo
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Carmine pistol milk
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Alcoholic Irradiated Business Firm Ape
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Outnumbered cruise ship
  06/30/25
fuck
magical soul-stirring plaza shitlib
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Alcoholic Irradiated Business Firm Ape
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
black forum dysfunction
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
magical soul-stirring plaza shitlib
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Ruby locus partner
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
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Nubile zombie-like crackhouse wagecucks
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Excitant adulterous principal's office
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Hyperactive Boistinker
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Razzle old irish cottage idea he suggested
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Hyperactive Boistinker
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Red titillating heaven twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Hyperactive Boistinker
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Odious indian lodge psychic
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
disrespectful school
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
navy point
  06/30/25
tcr
Red titillating heaven twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
just jump
floppy mexican menage
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
...
comical deep voyeur nursing home
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Underhanded boyish faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
wow
laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
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  06/30/25
JFC man
laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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magical soul-stirring plaza shitlib
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disrespectful school
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
navy point
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Excitant adulterous principal's office
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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Tan Base Legend
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
rebellious whorehouse factory reset button
  06/30/25
bro
laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
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navy point
  06/30/25
lol
Red titillating heaven twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
...
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Insecure incel
  06/30/25
jfc
laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
self-centered mental disorder corn cake
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Mint thirsty sanctuary
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
french church becky
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Red titillating heaven twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Insecure incel
  07/01/25
...
Razzle old irish cottage idea he suggested
  07/01/25
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french church becky
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Slippery Impressive Lettuce
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Crimson Field
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Ruby locus partner
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
magical soul-stirring plaza shitlib
  06/30/25
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laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
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Flickering Vivacious Stage Travel Guidebook
  07/01/25
lol
Red titillating heaven twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
...
floppy mexican menage
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Dull clown university
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Violet coldplay fan box office
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
well-lubricated famous landscape painting
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
soggy marketing idea den
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Galvanic Peach Corner
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Flickering Vivacious Stage Travel Guidebook
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Hairraiser Bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Red titillating heaven twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
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laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
cerebral talking trailer park
  07/01/25
😟
Chartreuse office rigor
  07/01/25
...
Purple pea-brained toilet seat
  07/01/25
holy shit
laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Flickering Vivacious Stage Travel Guidebook
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Maroon Racy Stage Volcanic Crater
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Slippery Impressive Lettuce
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Carmine pistol milk
  07/01/25
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laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Slippery Impressive Lettuce
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Slippery Impressive Lettuce
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Underhanded boyish faggot firefighter
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Carmine pistol milk
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
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  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
cerebral talking trailer park
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
At-the-ready dopamine theatre
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  07/06/25
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Underhanded boyish faggot firefighter
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
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french church becky
  07/06/25
lol
Red titillating heaven twinkling uncleanness
  07/07/25
wow
laughsome lime organic girlfriend
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: black forum dysfunction

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: learning disabled bateful locale roast beef

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Tan Base Legend

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: exhilarant institution mother

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: rebellious whorehouse factory reset button

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Carmine pistol milk

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Opaque thriller party of the first part dilemma

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: spruce charismatic genital piercing main people

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: self-centered mental disorder corn cake

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Awkward Mood Gas Station

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: magical soul-stirring plaza shitlib

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: pearly fear-inspiring pervert theater

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: henna library trump supporter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: slate fragrant school cafeteria indirect expression

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: self-centered mental disorder corn cake

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ruby locus partner

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: pearly fear-inspiring pervert theater

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Red titillating heaven twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: magical soul-stirring plaza shitlib

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: slate fragrant school cafeteria indirect expression

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: cerebral talking trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: histrionic sienna ceo

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Carmine pistol milk

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Alcoholic Irradiated Business Firm Ape

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Outnumbered cruise ship

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: magical soul-stirring plaza shitlib

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic Irradiated Business Firm Ape

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: black forum dysfunction

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: magical soul-stirring plaza shitlib

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Ruby locus partner

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Nubile zombie-like crackhouse wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Excitant adulterous principal's office

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Hyperactive Boistinker

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Razzle old irish cottage idea he suggested

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Hyperactive Boistinker

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Red titillating heaven twinkling uncleanness

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Hyperactive Boistinker

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Odious indian lodge psychic

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: disrespectful school

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: navy point

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Red titillating heaven twinkling uncleanness

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: floppy mexican menage

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: comical deep voyeur nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Underhanded boyish faggot firefighter

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: disturbing range bbw

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: spruce charismatic genital piercing main people

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: floppy mexican menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: magical soul-stirring plaza shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: pearly fear-inspiring pervert theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Mint thirsty sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: french church becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: disrespectful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: navy point

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Excitant adulterous principal's office

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle garnet tanning salon hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: cerebral talking trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Naked drab national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Wonderful Crawly Property Pocket Flask

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Slippery Impressive Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Tan Base Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: rebellious whorehouse factory reset button

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: navy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Red titillating heaven twinkling uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Umber talented antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Insecure incel

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: self-centered mental disorder corn cake

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Mint thirsty sanctuary

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: french church becky

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Red titillating heaven twinkling uncleanness

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Insecure incel

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Razzle old irish cottage idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: french church becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Slippery Impressive Lettuce

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Crimson Field

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Ruby locus partner

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: magical soul-stirring plaza shitlib

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Flickering Vivacious Stage Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Red titillating heaven twinkling uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: floppy mexican menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Dull clown university

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Violet coldplay fan box office

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: well-lubricated famous landscape painting

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: soggy marketing idea den

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Galvanic Peach Corner

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Flickering Vivacious Stage Travel Guidebook

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser Bawdyhouse

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Red titillating heaven twinkling uncleanness

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: cerebral talking trailer park

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Chartreuse office rigor

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Purple pea-brained toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Flickering Vivacious Stage Travel Guidebook

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Maroon Racy Stage Volcanic Crater

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Slippery Impressive Lettuce

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Carmine pistol milk

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Slippery Impressive Lettuce

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Slippery Impressive Lettuce

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Underhanded boyish faggot firefighter

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Carmine pistol milk

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: white hissy fit gay wizard

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: cerebral talking trailer park

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: At-the-ready dopamine theatre

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Underhanded boyish faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Dark lodge liquid oxygen

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: french church becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Red titillating heaven twinkling uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: laughsome lime organic girlfriend

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)