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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Indigo space
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
glittery sick skinny woman
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
chartreuse degenerate
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Greedy concupiscible goal in life ticket booth
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Very Tactful Multi-colored Mad Cow Disease
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
exciting cream university circlehead
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
pale mind-boggling generalized bond half-breed
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Lavender tanning salon giraffe
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Overrated chapel
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Indigo space
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Curious tan mood library
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
arousing maize macaca fanboi
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Lilac flirting preventive strike main people
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Indigo space
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Mustard Gaped New Version Stage
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
bipolar laser beams black woman
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
mint market trust fund
  06/30/25
cr
Indigo space
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Curious tan mood library
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Brindle school cafeteria coldplay fan
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Mustard Gaped New Version Stage
  06/30/25
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Green Misanthropic Orchestra Pit
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Lilac flirting preventive strike main people
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
mint market trust fund
  06/30/25
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Aromatic people who are hurt
  07/01/25
*bussy
know-it-all hell regret
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
pale mind-boggling generalized bond half-breed
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Rough-skinned garnet stage candlestick maker
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
citrine razzle internal respiration
  06/30/25
fuck
Lilac flirting preventive strike main people
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Rough-skinned garnet stage candlestick maker
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
glittery sick skinny woman
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Lilac flirting preventive strike main people
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Brindle school cafeteria coldplay fan
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Indigo space
  06/30/25
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khaki codepig temple
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Supple Lay Jap
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
big mad-dog skullcap house
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
big-titted cocky theatre stock car
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Indigo space
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
big mad-dog skullcap house
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Green Misanthropic Orchestra Pit
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
big mad-dog skullcap house
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Violent ceo
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Indigo space
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
umber potus state
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
histrionic plum kitchen
  06/30/25
tcr
Green Misanthropic Orchestra Pit
  07/01/25
just jump
glassy parlour
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Indigo space
  06/30/25
...
Doobsian buff love of her life lodge
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Magenta Slimy Native Travel Guidebook
  06/30/25
wow
Indigo space
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Aphrodisiac peach den
  06/30/25
JFC man
Indigo space
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Overrated chapel
  06/30/25
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glassy parlour
  06/30/25
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Lilac flirting preventive strike main people
  06/30/25
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Mustard Gaped New Version Stage
  06/30/25
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Laughsome bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  06/30/25
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Dull boyish hairy legs
  06/30/25
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umber potus state
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
histrionic plum kitchen
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Supple Lay Jap
  06/30/25
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talking parlor
  07/01/25
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Aromatic people who are hurt
  07/01/25
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Motley Bonkers Meetinghouse
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Mewling pearly forum
  07/01/25
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amber pit
  07/01/25
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Greedy concupiscible goal in life ticket booth
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
exciting cream university circlehead
  06/30/25
bro
Indigo space
  06/30/25
...
histrionic plum kitchen
  06/30/25
lol
Green Misanthropic Orchestra Pit
  07/01/25
...
fluffy henna principal's office mexican
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
irradiated church
  06/30/25
jfc
Indigo space
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Curious tan mood library
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Laughsome bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Dull boyish hairy legs
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Green Misanthropic Orchestra Pit
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
irradiated church
  07/01/25
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big-titted cocky theatre stock car
  07/01/25
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Dull boyish hairy legs
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
amber pit
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
nubile location jewess
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Brindle school cafeteria coldplay fan
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Indigo space
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Lilac flirting preventive strike main people
  06/30/25
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Indigo space
  07/01/25
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Aqua Theater Stage
  07/01/25
lol
Green Misanthropic Orchestra Pit
  07/01/25
...
glassy parlour
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Hairraiser Fear-inspiring Wagecucks
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Brilliant Racy Goyim
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Ebony volcanic crater
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
bossy juggernaut blood rage
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Flatulent Translucent Heaven Yarmulke
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Aqua Theater Stage
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Floppy Theater Boistinker
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Indigo space
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Green Misanthropic Orchestra Pit
  07/01/25
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Indigo space
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Aromatic people who are hurt
  07/01/25
😟
Emerald Dilemma Cuckold
  07/01/25
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twisted sable national pocket flask
  07/01/25
holy shit
Indigo space
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Aqua Theater Stage
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Grizzly mentally impaired really tough guy
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
amber pit
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
pale mind-boggling generalized bond half-breed
  07/01/25
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Indigo space
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
amber pit
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
amber pit
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Magenta Slimy Native Travel Guidebook
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
pale mind-boggling generalized bond half-breed
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Indigo space
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
nighttime appetizing feces address
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Aromatic people who are hurt
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Pungent soul-stirring center
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Indigo space
  07/06/25
...
Magenta Slimy Native Travel Guidebook
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Copper Multi-billionaire Crotch
  07/06/25
...
Dull boyish hairy legs
  07/06/25
lol
Green Misanthropic Orchestra Pit
  07/07/25
wow
Indigo space
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Indigo space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: glittery sick skinny woman

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: chartreuse degenerate

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Greedy concupiscible goal in life ticket booth

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Very Tactful Multi-colored Mad Cow Disease

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: exciting cream university circlehead

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: pale mind-boggling generalized bond half-breed

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Lavender tanning salon giraffe

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Overrated chapel

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Indigo space

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Curious tan mood library

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: arousing maize macaca fanboi

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Lilac flirting preventive strike main people

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Indigo space

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Mustard Gaped New Version Stage

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: bipolar laser beams black woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: mint market trust fund

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Indigo space

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Curious tan mood library

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Brindle school cafeteria coldplay fan

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Mustard Gaped New Version Stage

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Green Misanthropic Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Lilac flirting preventive strike main people

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mint market trust fund

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Aromatic people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: know-it-all hell regret

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: pale mind-boggling generalized bond half-breed

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Rough-skinned garnet stage candlestick maker

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: citrine razzle internal respiration

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Lilac flirting preventive strike main people

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Rough-skinned garnet stage candlestick maker

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: glittery sick skinny woman

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Lilac flirting preventive strike main people

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Brindle school cafeteria coldplay fan

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Indigo space

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: khaki codepig temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Supple Lay Jap

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: big mad-dog skullcap house

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: big-titted cocky theatre stock car

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Indigo space

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: big mad-dog skullcap house

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Green Misanthropic Orchestra Pit

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: big mad-dog skullcap house

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Violent ceo

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Indigo space

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: umber potus state

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: histrionic plum kitchen

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Green Misanthropic Orchestra Pit

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: glassy parlour

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Indigo space

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Doobsian buff love of her life lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Magenta Slimy Native Travel Guidebook

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Indigo space

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac peach den

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Indigo space

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Overrated chapel

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: glassy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Lilac flirting preventive strike main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Mustard Gaped New Version Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Laughsome bawdyhouse philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Dull boyish hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: umber potus state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: histrionic plum kitchen

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Supple Lay Jap

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: talking parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Aromatic people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Motley Bonkers Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Mewling pearly forum

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: amber pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Greedy concupiscible goal in life ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: exciting cream university circlehead

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Indigo space

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: histrionic plum kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Green Misanthropic Orchestra Pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: fluffy henna principal's office mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: irradiated church

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Indigo space

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Curious tan mood library

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Laughsome bawdyhouse philosopher-king

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Dull boyish hairy legs

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Green Misanthropic Orchestra Pit

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: irradiated church

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: big-titted cocky theatre stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Dull boyish hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: amber pit

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: nubile location jewess

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Brindle school cafeteria coldplay fan

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Indigo space

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Lilac flirting preventive strike main people

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Indigo space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Aqua Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Green Misanthropic Orchestra Pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: glassy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser Fear-inspiring Wagecucks

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Brilliant Racy Goyim

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Ebony volcanic crater

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: bossy juggernaut blood rage

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Flatulent Translucent Heaven Yarmulke

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Aqua Theater Stage

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Floppy Theater Boistinker

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Indigo space

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Green Misanthropic Orchestra Pit

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Indigo space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Aromatic people who are hurt

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Emerald Dilemma Cuckold

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: twisted sable national pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Indigo space

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Aqua Theater Stage

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Grizzly mentally impaired really tough guy

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: amber pit

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: pale mind-boggling generalized bond half-breed

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Indigo space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: amber pit

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: amber pit

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Magenta Slimy Native Travel Guidebook

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: pale mind-boggling generalized bond half-breed

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Indigo space

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: nighttime appetizing feces address

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Aromatic people who are hurt

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Pungent soul-stirring center

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Indigo space

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Magenta Slimy Native Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Copper Multi-billionaire Crotch

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Dull boyish hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Green Misanthropic Orchestra Pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Indigo space

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)