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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
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  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
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  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
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  03/02/24
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  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
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I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
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  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
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  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
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  03/02/24
lmao
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  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
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  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Translucent Supple Orchestra Pit Dragon
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Flirting theatre
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Flirting theatre
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
apoplectic coffee pot
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Salmon depressive
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
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  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
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  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
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  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
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  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
wild digit ratio
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
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  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
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  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
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Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
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It’s better to not know these things imo
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it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
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  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
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nice flame, butt boy
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No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
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  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
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Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
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do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Iridescent Stag Film
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
provocative purple space
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Salmon depressive
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
wild digit ratio
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
apoplectic coffee pot
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
wild digit ratio
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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"shit"
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  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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O fortuitous anal cancer
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Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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Did his dick hurt
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Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
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Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
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Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
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  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
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  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
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Excellent flame
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  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
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  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
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Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
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Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
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This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
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Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
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  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
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Godspeed, brother.
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Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
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Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: boyish obsidian business firm

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Impertinent tantric yarmulke

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: cowardly pervert haunted graveyard



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Ruby casino turdskin

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: boyish obsidian business firm

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Ruby casino turdskin

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: boyish obsidian business firm

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Flickering Senate Ceo

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: electric jet foreskin

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: 180 naked hominid



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Translucent Supple Orchestra Pit Dragon

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Flirting theatre

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Flirting theatre

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: apoplectic coffee pot

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Salmon depressive

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Fragrant tattoo

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: provocative purple space

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Wonderful filthy stage keepsake machete

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: bat shit crazy home queen of the night

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: wild digit ratio

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring canary area generalized bond

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Bespoke Shrine Toaster



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Bateful fishy principal's office



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Bespoke Shrine Toaster

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Bateful fishy principal's office

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Flickering Senate Ceo



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Olive range feces



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: garnet geriatric gaping

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Deep pink gaming laptop

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Deep pink gaming laptop

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: frisky chrome school cafeteria

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Ruby casino turdskin

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Rose aphrodisiac nibblets

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Mewling son of senegal

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: carnelian ticket booth dysfunction

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Iridescent Stag Film

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: provocative purple space

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Salmon depressive

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: wild digit ratio

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: apoplectic coffee pot

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: wild digit ratio

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: very tactful roast beef

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: excitant useless dilemma giraffe

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: bat shit crazy home queen of the night

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Duck-like concupiscible office shitlib

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: charismatic people who are hurt pocket flask

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: hot church building sound barrier

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good forum patrolman

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: excitant useless dilemma giraffe

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Self-absorbed avocado police squad

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: gold french chef

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: mahogany adventurous temple degenerate

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Stirring turquoise indian lodge goyim

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: thriller light affirmative action

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Flirting theatre

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Translucent Supple Orchestra Pit Dragon

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: excitant useless dilemma giraffe

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: vibrant autistic sandwich set

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: vibrant autistic sandwich set

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Stimulating Corner Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: apoplectic coffee pot

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: territorial stead

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: wild digit ratio

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: wild digit ratio

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Wonderful filthy stage keepsake machete

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: territorial stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: vibrant autistic sandwich set

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Racy locus

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: 180 naked hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored flatulent athletic conference rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: smoky dashing center elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: provocative purple space

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Slippery Greedy Wrinkle Internal Respiration

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Mischievous Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Emerald exciting box office

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: cowardly pervert haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Slippery Greedy Wrinkle Internal Respiration

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: territorial stead

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: judgmental tanning salon goal in life

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Self-absorbed avocado police squad

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: gold french chef

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: thriller light affirmative action

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Mischievous Pisswyrm

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Salmon depressive

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: diverse bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Glittery sienna candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Yellow marvelous prole preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Stimulating Corner Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: passionate plum indirect expression boltzmann

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: provocative purple space

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Slippery Greedy Wrinkle Internal Respiration

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: sticky scourge upon the earth

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Salmon depressive

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Cracking bronze state azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Hell Messiness

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: razzle puce skinny woman point

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: cowardly pervert haunted graveyard

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Stimulating Corner Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Self-centered resort

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: alcoholic bossy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: confused twinkling church potus

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: startling fantasy-prone bawdyhouse

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: apoplectic coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: gold french chef

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Massive theater stage idea he suggested

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Multi-colored flatulent athletic conference rigor

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: twisted embarrassed to the bone mood

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Emerald exciting box office

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: vibrant autistic sandwich set

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: irradiated abnormal voyeur

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Dull hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#49545077)