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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
pungent athletic conference cumskin
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
apoplectic effete stage french chef
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Very Tactful Parlor Stock Car
  03/02/24
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Cobalt Chapel Deer Antler
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Snowy gaped field clown
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
apoplectic effete stage french chef
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Snowy gaped field clown
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
apoplectic effete stage french chef
  03/02/24
lmao
big preventive strike
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
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  03/03/24
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dull hairy legs
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
supple area roommate
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
pungent athletic conference cumskin
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
razzmatazz sable police squad
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
pungent athletic conference cumskin
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
razzmatazz sable police squad
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Abusive Hyperactive Location National Security Agency
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Honey-headed hilarious home legend
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Cerebral laser beams cruise ship
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
crystalline bonkers mad-dog skullcap
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Domesticated boyish knife volcanic crater
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
vermilion boistinker
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Up-to-no-good Salmon Round Eye Pervert
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
...
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  03/02/24
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Angry mediation lettuce
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
excitant brindle institution juggernaut
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
Angry mediation lettuce
  03/02/24
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big preventive strike
  03/03/24
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  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
pungent athletic conference cumskin
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Fiercely-loyal disrespectful community account spot
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
pungent athletic conference cumskin
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Fiercely-loyal disrespectful community account spot
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Autistic pearl principal's office
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Snowy gaped field clown
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
pungent athletic conference cumskin
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
aphrodisiac puppy
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
pungent athletic conference cumskin
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Ocher beady-eyed rehab
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Maniacal ruddy point
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
pungent athletic conference cumskin
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
razzle-dazzle tan idiot masturbator
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
crystalline bonkers mad-dog skullcap
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Honey-headed hilarious home legend
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Up-to-no-good Salmon Round Eye Pervert
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Abusive Hyperactive Location National Security Agency
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Up-to-no-good Salmon Round Eye Pervert
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Passionate Patrolman Corner
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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  03/03/24
"shit"
vermilion boistinker
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
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Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
silver insecure mexican
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
pungent athletic conference cumskin
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Emerald dashing idea he suggested
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
pungent athletic conference cumskin
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
razzmatazz sable police squad
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
pungent athletic conference cumskin
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
supple area roommate
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
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  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
pungent athletic conference cumskin
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
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  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Up-to-no-good Salmon Round Eye Pervert
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Up-to-no-good Salmon Round Eye Pervert
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/11/24
...
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  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/11/24
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  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
pungent athletic conference cumskin
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
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  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
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  03/13/24
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Cobalt Chapel Deer Antler
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
glassy public bath brethren
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Aquamarine zombie-like sound barrier
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
tantric space sneaky criminal
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
silver insecure mexican
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Emerald dashing idea he suggested
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
slap-happy talented kitty
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
pungent athletic conference cumskin
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
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  03/14/24
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pungent athletic conference cumskin
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
pungent athletic conference cumskin
  03/16/24
Wishing you the best bro
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: apoplectic effete stage french chef

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Very Tactful Parlor Stock Car

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Cobalt Chapel Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Snowy gaped field clown

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: apoplectic effete stage french chef

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Snowy gaped field clown

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: apoplectic effete stage french chef

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: big preventive strike

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: vibrant indian lodge boiling water

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: dull hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: supple area roommate

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz sable police squad

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz sable police squad

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Abusive Hyperactive Location National Security Agency

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Honey-headed hilarious home legend

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Cerebral laser beams cruise ship

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: crystalline bonkers mad-dog skullcap

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Domesticated boyish knife volcanic crater

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: vermilion boistinker

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Salmon Round Eye Pervert

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Stimulating charcoal marketing idea

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: excitant brindle institution juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Angry mediation lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: excitant brindle institution juggernaut

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Angry mediation lettuce

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: big preventive strike



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Heady doctorate background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: dun mischievous university ladyboy

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal disrespectful community account spot

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal disrespectful community account spot

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Autistic pearl principal's office

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Snowy gaped field clown

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac puppy

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Ocher beady-eyed rehab

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Maniacal ruddy point

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle tan idiot masturbator

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: crystalline bonkers mad-dog skullcap

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Honey-headed hilarious home legend

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Salmon Round Eye Pervert

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Abusive Hyperactive Location National Security Agency

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Salmon Round Eye Pervert

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Passionate Patrolman Corner

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ebony resort

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: vermilion boistinker

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: razzle black woman

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: deranged dysfunction

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: rough-skinned red dopamine

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: alcoholic box office giraffe

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ebony resort

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: fuchsia nofapping menage macaca

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: silver insecure mexican

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Galvanic organic girlfriend indirect expression

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: overrated concupiscible dingle berry fat ankles

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Emerald dashing idea he suggested

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz sable police squad

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: supple area roommate

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ebony resort

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Free-loading Impressive Rigpig Cuckold

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Free-loading Impressive Rigpig Cuckold

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Black buck-toothed candlestick maker roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Abusive Hyperactive Location National Security Agency

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine zombie-like sound barrier

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Salmon Round Eye Pervert

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Salmon Round Eye Pervert

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Domesticated boyish knife volcanic crater

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Aquamarine zombie-like sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Free-loading Impressive Rigpig Cuckold

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: multi-colored unholy generalized bond

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: dull hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Rose Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Bateful Grizzly Striped Hyena Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: crystalline bonkers mad-dog skullcap

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: glassy public bath brethren

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: slap-happy talented kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: motley stage goal in life

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Cobalt Chapel Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: glassy public bath brethren

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Aquamarine zombie-like sound barrier

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: tantric space sneaky criminal

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: fuchsia nofapping menage macaca

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: silver insecure mexican

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Emerald dashing idea he suggested

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: slap-happy talented kitty

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Honey-headed hilarious home legend

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: histrionic massive ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Diverse depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Lavender wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Black buck-toothed candlestick maker roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Irradiated misunderstood sandwich alpha

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: crystalline bonkers mad-dog skullcap

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: glassy public bath brethren

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: fear-inspiring fragrant heaven

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Honey-headed hilarious home legend

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Low-t locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference cumskin

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499077)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Cobalt Chapel Deer Antler

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Black buck-toothed candlestick maker roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Purple Nowag Becky

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Stirring topaz dilemma faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Alcoholic ratface ticket booth

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Curious blathering feces

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Abusive Hyperactive Location National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: silver insecure mexican

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: exhilarant affirmative action

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Rose Associate

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Glittery gold genital piercing shitlib

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: motley stage goal in life

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Free-loading Impressive Rigpig Cuckold

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Pearly set tank

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500386)