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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
heady stead
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Exciting Well-lubricated Fat Ankles Sweet Tailpipe
  03/02/24
...
vibrant antidepressant drug persian
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
maniacal fear-inspiring ticket booth factory reset button
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
heady stead
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
maniacal fear-inspiring ticket booth factory reset button
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
heady stead
  03/02/24
lmao
laughsome orange idiot
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
Angry infuriating address
  03/03/24
...
henna bat shit crazy generalized bond
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
cyan locus cumskin
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Appetizing striped hyena
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Appetizing striped hyena
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
self-absorbed spectacular organic girlfriend pit
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Swashbuckling milk
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
carmine french chef nibblets
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
big-titted mexican
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Costumed Out-of-control Crackhouse Legal Warrant
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Exhilarant theatre wagecucks
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
chest-beating national turdskin
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
avocado rambunctious property double fault
  03/02/24
...
Pearl kitty cat
  03/02/24
...
Stubborn aquamarine point
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Pearl kitty cat
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
Stubborn aquamarine point
  03/02/24
...
laughsome orange idiot
  03/03/24
...
umber impressive son of senegal
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
Thriller Shimmering Locale
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
navy curious personal credit line
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
navy curious personal credit line
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Vigorous incel love of her life
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
maniacal fear-inspiring ticket booth factory reset button
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
coral market
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
multi-colored plum ratface site
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
ebony up-to-no-good toilet seat
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
know-it-all travel guidebook nowag
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
big-titted mexican
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Swashbuckling milk
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
chest-beating national turdskin
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
self-absorbed spectacular organic girlfriend pit
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
chest-beating national turdskin
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Violent abode therapy
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Electric Immigrant Shrine
  03/03/24
"shit"
Exhilarant theatre wagecucks
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Saffron stimulating parlour blood rage
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
Vivacious seedy field brethren
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
Cerise chapel
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
Concupiscible ladyboy depressive
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
Electric Immigrant Shrine
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
arrogant keepsake machete hairy legs
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Cheese-eating Whorehouse
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
contagious crystalline home hunting ground
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
Harsh faggot firefighter
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Glittery transparent trust fund
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Appetizing striped hyena
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
cyan locus cumskin
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Electric Immigrant Shrine
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
anal mad-dog skullcap
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
anal mad-dog skullcap
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/11/24
...
Dashing Self-centered Location
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
self-absorbed spectacular organic girlfriend pit
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
cruel-hearted effete international law enforcement agency knife
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
chest-beating national turdskin
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
chest-beating national turdskin
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Costumed Out-of-control Crackhouse Legal Warrant
  03/11/24
...
cruel-hearted effete international law enforcement agency knife
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
anal mad-dog skullcap
  03/11/24
120
Bearded bawdyhouse
  03/11/24
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henna bat shit crazy generalized bond
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/12/24
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Lilac Plaza Ceo
  03/12/24
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diverse overrated base
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
big-titted mexican
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
Ultramarine thirsty school
  03/13/24
...
Geriatric den
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
cobalt water buffalo
  03/13/24
...
vibrant antidepressant drug persian
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Ultramarine thirsty school
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
cruel-hearted effete international law enforcement agency knife
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Mauve Passionate Corner
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
arrogant keepsake machete hairy legs
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Cheese-eating Whorehouse
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Glittery transparent trust fund
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Geriatric den
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
Swashbuckling milk
  03/13/24
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  03/14/24
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Dashing Self-centered Location
  03/14/24
Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here
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  03/13/24
1-9) sex with men for money 10) become published Law Schola...
big-titted mexican
  03/13/24
...
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
Ultramarine thirsty school
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
Pale godawful clown
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
Swashbuckling milk
  03/16/24
...
impertinent private investor windowlicker
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Razzle Heaven Dysfunction
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
Narrow-minded multi-billionaire
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
vibrant antidepressant drug persian
  03/16/24
...
Dashing Self-centered Location
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
slate half-breed foreskin
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
ivory range
  03/16/24
Pulling for you
pearly hell sandwich
  03/16/24
...
self-absorbed spectacular organic girlfriend pit
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Cheese-eating Whorehouse
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
motley deep tank space
  03/16/24
we're all for you
Lilac Plaza Ceo
  03/16/24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ
Odious Dilemma
  03/16/24
We here for you brother
cobalt water buffalo
  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
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  03/17/24
Lucky
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  03/17/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: heady stead

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Exciting Well-lubricated Fat Ankles Sweet Tailpipe

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: vibrant antidepressant drug persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: maniacal fear-inspiring ticket booth factory reset button

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: heady stead

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: maniacal fear-inspiring ticket booth factory reset button

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: heady stead

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: laughsome orange idiot

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Angry infuriating address

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: henna bat shit crazy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: cyan locus cumskin

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Appetizing striped hyena

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Appetizing striped hyena

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: self-absorbed spectacular organic girlfriend pit

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Swashbuckling milk

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: carmine french chef nibblets

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: big-titted mexican

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Costumed Out-of-control Crackhouse Legal Warrant

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant theatre wagecucks

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: chest-beating national turdskin

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: avocado rambunctious property double fault

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Pearl kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Stubborn aquamarine point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Pearl kitty cat

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Stubborn aquamarine point

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: laughsome orange idiot



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: umber impressive son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Thriller Shimmering Locale

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: navy curious personal credit line

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: navy curious personal credit line

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Vigorous incel love of her life

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: maniacal fear-inspiring ticket booth factory reset button

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: coral market

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: multi-colored plum ratface site

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: ebony up-to-no-good toilet seat

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: know-it-all travel guidebook nowag

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: big-titted mexican

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling milk

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: chest-beating national turdskin

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: self-absorbed spectacular organic girlfriend pit

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: chest-beating national turdskin

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Violent abode therapy

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Electric Immigrant Shrine

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant theatre wagecucks

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Saffron stimulating parlour blood rage

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Vivacious seedy field brethren

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Cerise chapel

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible ladyboy depressive

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Electric Immigrant Shrine

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: arrogant keepsake machete hairy legs

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Whorehouse

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: contagious crystalline home hunting ground

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Harsh faggot firefighter

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Glittery transparent trust fund

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Appetizing striped hyena

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: cyan locus cumskin

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Electric Immigrant Shrine

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: anal mad-dog skullcap

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: anal mad-dog skullcap

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Dashing Self-centered Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: self-absorbed spectacular organic girlfriend pit

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: cruel-hearted effete international law enforcement agency knife

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: chest-beating national turdskin

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: chest-beating national turdskin

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Costumed Out-of-control Crackhouse Legal Warrant

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: cruel-hearted effete international law enforcement agency knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: anal mad-dog skullcap

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Bearded bawdyhouse

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: henna bat shit crazy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Lilac Plaza Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: diverse overrated base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: big-titted mexican

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine thirsty school

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Geriatric den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: cobalt water buffalo

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: vibrant antidepressant drug persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine thirsty school

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: cruel-hearted effete international law enforcement agency knife

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Mauve Passionate Corner

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: arrogant keepsake machete hairy legs

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Whorehouse

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Glittery transparent trust fund

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Geriatric den

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling milk

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Titillating filthy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Sooty quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Frum tattoo jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Dashing Self-centered Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Racy judgmental filthpig coffee pot

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: big-titted mexican

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Ultramarine thirsty school

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Pale godawful clown

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Swashbuckling milk

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: impertinent private investor windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Dysfunction

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Narrow-minded multi-billionaire

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: vibrant antidepressant drug persian

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Dashing Self-centered Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: slate half-breed foreskin

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Sticky Supple Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: ivory range

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: pearly hell sandwich

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: self-absorbed spectacular organic girlfriend pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Whorehouse

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: motley deep tank space

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Lilac Plaza Ceo

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Odious Dilemma

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: cobalt water buffalo

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: anal mad-dog skullcap

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: jet blathering main people

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Mahogany painfully honest ape mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#49545077)