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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
bipolar rigpig volcanic crater
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Ebony garrison faggotry
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
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  03/02/24
...
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  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Cheese-eating Red Chapel
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Ebony garrison faggotry
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Cheese-eating Red Chapel
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Ebony garrison faggotry
  03/02/24
lmao
supple lay
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
Harsh peach lettuce
  03/03/24
...
Clear ratface
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
exciting boltzmann
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
bipolar rigpig volcanic crater
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Glittery chocolate milk cruise ship
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
bipolar rigpig volcanic crater
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Glittery chocolate milk cruise ship
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Azure geriatric sex offender windowlicker
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Jet-lagged concupiscible wagecucks
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
violent bateful fanboi hairy legs
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Heady High-end Idea He Suggested
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Stimulating Iridescent Boistinker
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Irradiated overrated electric furnace hall
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Pink field
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
...
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  03/02/24
...
exhilarant crawly point
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
razzle narrow-minded menage regret
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
...
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  03/03/24
...
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  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
bipolar rigpig volcanic crater
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Turquoise Territorial Juggernaut
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
bipolar rigpig volcanic crater
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Turquoise Territorial Juggernaut
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
lavender spot international law enforcement agency
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Cheese-eating Red Chapel
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
bipolar rigpig volcanic crater
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
insane boiling water trailer park
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
bipolar rigpig volcanic crater
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
flirting tanning salon
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
self-centered friendly grandma
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
bipolar rigpig volcanic crater
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
rebellious theater stage preventive strike
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Heady High-end Idea He Suggested
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Jet-lagged concupiscible wagecucks
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Pink field
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Azure geriatric sex offender windowlicker
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Pink field
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Curious Apoplectic Sandwich
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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  03/03/24
"shit"
Irradiated overrated electric furnace hall
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
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  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
sexy angry pistol
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
bipolar rigpig volcanic crater
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
buck-toothed brunch new version
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
bipolar rigpig volcanic crater
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Glittery chocolate milk cruise ship
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
bipolar rigpig volcanic crater
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
exciting boltzmann
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
coral sinister library associate
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
bipolar rigpig volcanic crater
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
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  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
Wonderful Nibblets
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Pink field
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Pink field
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/11/24
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Wonderful Nibblets
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/11/24
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Clear ratface
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
bipolar rigpig volcanic crater
  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
bipolar rigpig volcanic crater
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
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  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
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  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Wonderful Nibblets
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Big-titted sienna toilet seat
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
sexy angry pistol
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
buck-toothed brunch new version
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
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  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
bipolar rigpig volcanic crater
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/14/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Wishing you the best bro
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Ebony garrison faggotry

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Trip bespoke parlour dysfunction

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Flesh School Cafeteria Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Red Chapel

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Ebony garrison faggotry

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Red Chapel

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Ebony garrison faggotry

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: supple lay

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Harsh peach lettuce

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Clear ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: exciting boltzmann

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Glittery chocolate milk cruise ship

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Glittery chocolate milk cruise ship

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Azure geriatric sex offender windowlicker

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Jet-lagged concupiscible wagecucks

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: violent bateful fanboi hairy legs

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Heady High-end Idea He Suggested

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Stimulating Iridescent Boistinker

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Irradiated overrated electric furnace hall

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Pink field

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: slimy property reading party

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: razzle narrow-minded menage regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: exhilarant crawly point



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: razzle narrow-minded menage regret

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: exhilarant crawly point

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: supple lay



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: comical bbw



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Big Halford

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Turquoise Territorial Juggernaut

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Turquoise Territorial Juggernaut

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: lavender spot international law enforcement agency

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Red Chapel

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: insane boiling water trailer park

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: flirting tanning salon

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: rebellious theater stage preventive strike

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Heady High-end Idea He Suggested

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Jet-lagged concupiscible wagecucks

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Pink field

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Azure geriatric sex offender windowlicker

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Pink field

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Curious Apoplectic Sandwich

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: coral sinister library associate

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Irradiated overrated electric furnace hall

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Naked Twinkling Uncleanness Location

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: disgusting submissive rehab

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: racy sanctuary legend

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Slippery Bat Shit Crazy Senate

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: coral sinister library associate

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Hot mexican

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: sexy angry pistol

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: stirring canary digit ratio stead

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring insanely creepy jewess stage

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: buck-toothed brunch new version

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Glittery chocolate milk cruise ship

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: exciting boltzmann

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: coral sinister library associate

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: zombie-like aqua bawdyhouse turdskin

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: zombie-like aqua bawdyhouse turdskin

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: tan flickering antidepressant drug cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Azure geriatric sex offender windowlicker

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Wonderful Nibblets

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Pink field

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Pink field

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Stimulating Iridescent Boistinker

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Wonderful Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: zombie-like aqua bawdyhouse turdskin

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: galvanic blood rage

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Clear ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: dun doobsian ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: free-loading station puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Heady High-end Idea He Suggested

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: burgundy laughsome nursing home

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: lemon bisexual resort half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Cowardly impertinent plaza

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Flesh School Cafeteria Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: burgundy laughsome nursing home

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Wonderful Nibblets

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Big-titted sienna toilet seat

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Hot mexican

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: sexy angry pistol

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: buck-toothed brunch new version

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: lemon bisexual resort half-breed

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Jet-lagged concupiscible wagecucks

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: electric selfie messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: walnut frozen round eye clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Tantric Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: tan flickering antidepressant drug cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Ruddy Psychic Space

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Heady High-end Idea He Suggested

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: burgundy laughsome nursing home

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: stubborn very tactful ape

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Jet-lagged concupiscible wagecucks

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: blathering topaz newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: bipolar rigpig volcanic crater

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499077)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Flesh School Cafeteria Water Buffalo

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: tan flickering antidepressant drug cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: umber startled orchestra pit

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: disrespectful jade home roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: white indian lodge

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Travel Guidebook

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Azure geriatric sex offender windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: sexy angry pistol

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Marvelous Coldplay Fan Feces

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: dun doobsian ceo

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: cracking shaky temple generalized bond

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Cowardly impertinent plaza

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: zombie-like aqua bawdyhouse turdskin

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Offensive Razzle-dazzle Abode Athletic Conference

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500386)