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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Stimulating bearded locale
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Stimulating bearded locale
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Stimulating bearded locale
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Stimulating bearded locale
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Stimulating bearded locale
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Dull Misunderstood Boiling Water Gay Wizard
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
k
Dull Misunderstood Boiling Water Gay Wizard
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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  08/18/13
180000000000
Jade Idiot
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
boyish old irish cottage
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
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  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
laughsome white church
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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  08/18/13
180
laughsome white church
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What did she say back?
Stimulating bearded locale
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Stimulating bearded locale
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
Stimulating bearded locale
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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180 thread
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Steal them back.
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We got new butt plugs.
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cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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ATD.
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Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
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  08/23/15
Lmao
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  08/23/15
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Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap
  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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  08/23/15
of course
Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
Mustard Giraffe
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Stimulating bearded locale

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Stimulating bearded locale

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Stimulating bearded locale

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Stimulating bearded locale

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Stimulating bearded locale

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Dull Misunderstood Boiling Water Gay Wizard

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Dull Misunderstood Boiling Water Gay Wizard

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: 180 deer antler

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Confused primrose market yarmulke

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: contagious messiness feces



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Thirsty Carmine Dilemma Azn



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Curious brunch death wish

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Confused primrose market yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: bright plaza



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Provocative lavender internal respiration hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Cracking filthpig

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Jade Idiot

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: boyish old irish cottage

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: laughsome white church

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: laughsome white church

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: laughsome white church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Stimulating bearded locale

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Stimulating bearded locale

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Stimulating bearded locale

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Stimulating bearded locale

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Olive racy corner



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Umber Sneaky Criminal Boltzmann



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: contagious messiness feces

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Obsidian Stag Film



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: rambunctious rehab

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: very tactful school

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: laughsome white church

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: house-broken frisky house shitlib



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Spectacular Bat Shit Crazy Theatre Laser Beams



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Confused primrose market yarmulke



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Bonkers seedy temple patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Amethyst wonderful jewess

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: lake chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Excitant Fiercely-loyal Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: chestnut pisswyrm

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Violent vivacious hospital

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: arousing bossy gas station immigrant

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: arousing bossy gas station immigrant

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: puce persian

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Violent vivacious hospital

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Dull Misunderstood Boiling Water Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: big poppy space

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: lake chapel

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: laughsome white church

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: rambunctious rehab

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Confused primrose market yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Floppy Vermilion Public Bath Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Floppy Vermilion Public Bath Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Confused primrose market yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Excitant Fiercely-loyal Main People

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Jade Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: bright plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Slate Trip Organic Girlfriend

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Mustard Giraffe

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Mustard Giraffe

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Mustard Giraffe

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Mustard Giraffe

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: adulterous frozen set doctorate

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Mustard Giraffe

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Mustard Giraffe

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Mustard Giraffe

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: adulterous frozen set doctorate

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: bipolar knife

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed judgmental mental disorder

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Mustard Giraffe

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Mustard Giraffe

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Mustard Giraffe

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: boyish old irish cottage

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: boyish old irish cottage

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Low-t Kitty Cat

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Low-t Kitty Cat

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Mustard Giraffe

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Razzle doobsian community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Blue multi-colored school cafeteria

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Swollen Outnumbered Pit

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Marvelous idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: crystalline fighting trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: fishy embarrassed to the bone queen of the night nursing home

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Rose mexican

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Sticky orchid turdskin address

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Comical nibblets office

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: contagious messiness feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: carnelian famous landscape painting whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Marvelous idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: rambunctious rehab

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Bespoke harsh rigpig mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Razzle doobsian community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#50002879)