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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
spectacular wrinkle philosopher-king
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
Red Set Incel
  07/06/25
underrated
drunken piazza
  07/06/25
THIS.
180 boiling water
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
At-the-ready elite keepsake machete circlehead
  07/06/25
Lol
duck-like home
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
Self-centered meetinghouse
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
silver floppy casino
  07/06/25
...
spectacular wrinkle philosopher-king
  07/06/25
...
Self-centered meetinghouse
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
Sickened heaven
  07/06/25
Of course
Dull chad
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
indigo supple ladyboy hell
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
Dull chad
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
Self-centered meetinghouse
  07/06/25
No
Fuchsia Razzle-dazzle Market
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
autistic new version
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
rusted corn cake
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
indigo supple ladyboy hell
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
rusted corn cake
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
contagious bonkers kitty cat plaza
  07/06/25
...
Glittery foreskin school cafeteria
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
khaki trailer park windowlicker
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
silver floppy casino
  07/06/25
noble
rusted corn cake
  07/06/25
...
Glittery foreskin school cafeteria
  07/07/25
...
Drab slap-happy hall generalized bond
  07/07/25
...
khaki trailer park windowlicker
  07/07/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: spectacular wrinkle philosopher-king

Or did you push her off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076357)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Red Set Incel

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: drunken piazza

underrated

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: 180 boiling water

THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077770)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: At-the-ready elite keepsake machete circlehead

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: duck-like home

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076371)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Self-centered meetinghouse

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: silver floppy casino

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: spectacular wrinkle philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076444)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Self-centered meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076908)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Sickened heaven

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Dull chad

Of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076912)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: indigo supple ladyboy hell

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Dull chad

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Self-centered meetinghouse

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Fuchsia Razzle-dazzle Market

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: autistic new version

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: rusted corn cake

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: indigo supple ladyboy hell

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: rusted corn cake

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: contagious bonkers kitty cat plaza

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: Glittery foreskin school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077969)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: khaki trailer park windowlicker

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: silver floppy casino

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: rusted corn cake

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Glittery foreskin school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077971)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Drab slap-happy hall generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49078765)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: khaki trailer park windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49079489)