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Why are Jews such terrible cooks?

we all know so called jewish cuisine tastes worse than dog b...
autistic spectacular azn theatre
  01/22/26
(single source bread consumer)
Mahogany incel jap
  01/22/26
jews don't even know how yeast works
autistic spectacular azn theatre
  01/22/26
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chocolate fat ankles
  01/22/26
just 8 days a year
provocative burgundy indian lodge french chef
  01/22/26
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provocative burgundy indian lodge french chef
  01/22/26
the bagel was invented by jews who lacked teh spatial iq to ...
carnelian infuriating national love of her life
  01/22/26
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chocolate fat ankles
  01/22/26
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CapTTTainFalcon
  01/23/26
Desert jew food can be pretty good. Ashkenazi shit is just S...
Wonderful tantric native becky
  01/22/26
"desert jew food" = arab food
Mahogany incel jap
  01/22/26
Or turk, but yes
Wonderful tantric native becky
  01/22/26
jews lived have continuously in arab lands for 3000 years ev...
provocative burgundy indian lodge french chef
  01/22/26
thank you for the hummus recipe, my friend
Mahogany incel jap
  01/22/26
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provocative burgundy indian lodge french chef
  01/22/26
cr. as a jew, i wholly agree.
provocative burgundy indian lodge french chef
  01/22/26
What even is Jewish food? They just steal cuisines from othe...
Talented free-loading kitchen hissy fit
  01/22/26
difficult to gaslight people about taste of food
Exciting onyx meetinghouse sandwich
  01/22/26
Had a jewish dumbass roommate in college who kept his coffee...
Odious Zippy Masturbator
  01/22/26
not a coffeemo, but what's the problem here? i assume freezi...
provocative burgundy indian lodge french chef
  01/22/26
you're supposed to do that if you keep them around more than...
kink-friendly jewess
  01/22/26
*briefcase full of klezmer music falls open*
Odious Zippy Masturbator
  01/22/26
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Walnut business firm halford
  01/22/26
the women are entitled and pretentious. cooking is beneath t...
chestnut startling pervert crackhouse
  01/22/26
this is secular jewish women. ortho women are cooking machin...
provocative burgundy indian lodge french chef
  01/22/26
Secular Jews can be good cooks. If you keep kosher you have ...
bespoke brilliant field volcanic crater
  01/22/26
They are scared of ovens.
dashing cowardly knife
  01/22/26
Real answer: Ashkenazi Jewish food is largely medieval Europ...
duck-like glittery brethren trailer park
  01/22/26
...
provocative burgundy indian lodge french chef
  01/22/26
Except E. Euros eat a ton of pork and they don't. And in ge...
well-lubricated saffron mexican
  01/22/26
do they even know how ovens work?
autistic spectacular azn theatre
  01/23/26
I feel like this is setting something up...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  01/23/26
cooking is beauty and beauty is truth
CapTTTainFalcon
  01/23/26
you're missing the letter "r"
htt
  01/23/26


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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: autistic spectacular azn theatre

we all know so called jewish cuisine tastes worse than dog barf, but why are jews in general so bad at cooking? Are they so cheap they can't afford basics like salt and pepper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609259)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Mahogany incel jap

(single source bread consumer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609268)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: autistic spectacular azn theatre

jews don't even know how yeast works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609272)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: chocolate fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609286)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: provocative burgundy indian lodge french chef

just 8 days a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609376)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: provocative burgundy indian lodge french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609291)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: carnelian infuriating national love of her life

the bagel was invented by jews who lacked teh spatial iq to make a pretzel ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609273)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: chocolate fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609288)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49613315)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Wonderful tantric native becky

Desert jew food can be pretty good. Ashkenazi shit is just Slavic food, which tends to be pretty shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609278)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Mahogany incel jap

"desert jew food" = arab food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609281)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Wonderful tantric native becky

Or turk, but yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609285)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: provocative burgundy indian lodge french chef

jews lived have continuously in arab lands for 3000 years even before we went to europe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609289)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Mahogany incel jap

thank you for the hummus recipe, my friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609304)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: provocative burgundy indian lodge french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609313)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: provocative burgundy indian lodge french chef

cr. as a jew, i wholly agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609290)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Talented free-loading kitchen hissy fit

What even is Jewish food? They just steal cuisines from other countries and call it Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609284)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Exciting onyx meetinghouse sandwich

difficult to gaslight people about taste of food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609294)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Odious Zippy Masturbator

Had a jewish dumbass roommate in college who kept his coffee beans in the freezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609307)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: provocative burgundy indian lodge french chef

not a coffeemo, but what's the problem here? i assume freezing beans keeps them fresh for longer.

edit: seems right https://www.foodandwine.com/freeze-coffee-beans-8675333

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609344)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: kink-friendly jewess

you're supposed to do that if you keep them around more than a couple of weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609355)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Odious Zippy Masturbator

*briefcase full of klezmer music falls open*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609593)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Walnut business firm halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609365)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: chestnut startling pervert crackhouse

the women are entitled and pretentious. cooking is beneath them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609368)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: provocative burgundy indian lodge french chef

this is secular jewish women. ortho women are cooking machines.

and this is retarded because it doesnt go to the cuisine itself. even ortho women who cook ashkenazi food 24/7 are shit cooks bc the cuisine is shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609369)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: bespoke brilliant field volcanic crater

Secular Jews can be good cooks. If you keep kosher you have a bunch of restrictions even beyond the obvious stuff like no bacon. All the meat and dairy comes through a weird supply chain operated by Jews who know that their customers will pay an inflated price for a mediocre product. You can in theory make a good kosher mozzarella or steak, but the market is tiny given that a lot of religious Jews are working on a tight food budget and there are only good kosher restaurants in a few places. Even fruit and veg has rules and so everything is processed and not very fresh. It’s an entire food subculture running as like a niche overpriced Sysco/Walmart where you’re forbidden to try anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609568)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: dashing cowardly knife

They are scared of ovens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609570)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: duck-like glittery brethren trailer park

Real answer: Ashkenazi Jewish food is largely medieval European peasant food. It's pretty basic, hardy stuff that poor eastern Euros had to eat. It's not that different from other traditional eastern European food: potatoes, beef, chicken, buckwheat, carrots, and limited spices mashed together in a dozen different ways.

It just never seemed to evolve like other Euro cuisines did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609576)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: provocative burgundy indian lodge french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49609621)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: well-lubricated saffron mexican

Except E. Euros eat a ton of pork and they don't. And in general Jewish dietary laws make everything shittier. That is the real answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49610776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: autistic spectacular azn theatre

do they even know how ovens work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49611185)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I feel like this is setting something up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49613312)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

cooking is beauty and beauty is truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49613319)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: htt

you're missing the letter "r"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2#49613320)