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Hey CRYPTOTARDS - any updates?

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Ivory principal's office dysfunction
  05/31/26
sell everything its over *this is not financial advice
henna fear-inspiring national foreskin
  05/31/26
Uh it has replaced "fiat" and we're all using it f...
marvelous tan party of the first part
  05/31/26
basement nerds are now Captains of Industry
henna fear-inspiring national foreskin
  05/31/26
It's my untouched fourth tranche of retirement funding. ...
zippy heaven windowlicker
  05/31/26
this sounds like a lot of fucking work lmao at doing any ...
henna fear-inspiring national foreskin
  05/31/26
Are you a NEET or something? Which part of this sounds like...
zippy heaven windowlicker
  05/31/26
NW --> BITCOIN & forget about it my guy *this is n...
henna fear-inspiring national foreskin
  05/31/26
Interpreting this favorably to you, I assume you're saying i...
zippy heaven windowlicker
  05/31/26
>words what you want is blackout curtains & a comf...
henna fear-inspiring national foreskin
  05/31/26
6. Social Security (it’s YOUR money after all)
learning disabled abode death wish
  05/31/26
You're right. I should write a stern letter to MY governmen...
zippy heaven windowlicker
  05/31/26
fucking bitch bois
Ivory principal's office dysfunction
  06/02/26
Tell me you don’t know anything about XRP and market c...
elite messiness
  06/02/26
Wtf why is BTC crashing? And don't tell me there was a "...
brilliant internet-worthy organic girlfriend
  06/02/26
It actually was a bad earnings report this time, in a way. M...
ruby sinister azn
  06/02/26
Lmao
elite messiness
  06/02/26
ask nyuug. he's the expert
khaki haunting newt menage
  06/02/26
I'm riding my bag to 0 or millions. Nothing in between
zippy heaven windowlicker
  06/02/26
alpha af
khaki haunting newt menage
  06/02/26
Have you ever tasted the film of another man’s genital...
elite messiness
  06/02/26


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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: Ivory principal's office dysfunction



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: henna fear-inspiring national foreskin

sell everything

its over

*this is not financial advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909420)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: marvelous tan party of the first part

Uh it has replaced "fiat" and we're all using it for everything irl and online

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909438)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: henna fear-inspiring national foreskin

basement nerds are now Captains of Industry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909439)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:23 PM
Author: zippy heaven windowlicker

It's my untouched fourth tranche of retirement funding.

1. Dividends

2. Growth

3. 401k

4. Crypto to liquidate on serious upside

5. Around 1.5 years of expenses in cash to soften sequence of returns risk or to extend the compounding of my growth tranche for an extra year or two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909505)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:24 PM
Author: henna fear-inspiring national foreskin

this sounds like a lot of fucking work

lmao at doing any of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909507)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: zippy heaven windowlicker

Are you a NEET or something? Which part of this sounds like hard work?

You know you can use the tubes of the internet to trade equities nowadays, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909512)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: henna fear-inspiring national foreskin

NW --> BITCOIN & forget about it my guy

*this is not financial advise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909513)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: zippy heaven windowlicker

Interpreting this favorably to you, I assume you're saying it would be less work to just be a BTC maximalist. Hence your earlier post

I don't think that's the worst idea out there, but I want to retire in ~2.5 - 3 years. I won't be able to generate sufficient passive income for a residency visa in my chosen retirement destination that way, so it doesn't work for me

I already have all my tranches complete except my growth tranche. That should be done in 2.5 - 3 years. End of this year if I liquidated crypto, but I want to stay in it for the moonshot tranche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909523)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: henna fear-inspiring national foreskin

>words

what you want is blackout curtains & a comfy bed + access to good food. "Turn on, tune in, drop out"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909525)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: learning disabled abode death wish

6. Social Security (it’s YOUR money after all)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909509)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: zippy heaven windowlicker

You're right. I should write a stern letter to MY government demanding they stop spending MY money on things other than ME

In the meantime, I'm embarrassed to say I don't factor it in to any retirement plans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909510)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 12:41 AM
Author: Ivory principal's office dysfunction

fucking bitch bois

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49910838)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: elite messiness

Tell me you don’t know anything about XRP and market cap without telling me you don’t know anything about XRP and market cap.

*23 year old Wendy’s worker with $1200 in XRP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49911880)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: brilliant internet-worthy organic girlfriend

Wtf why is BTC crashing? And don't tell me there was a "bad earnings report" again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49911962)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: ruby sinister azn

It actually was a bad earnings report this time, in a way. Microstrategy is running out of cash and sold BTC for the first time ever to fund a dividend payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49912032)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: elite messiness

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49912071)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: khaki haunting newt menage

ask nyuug. he's the expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49912066)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: zippy heaven windowlicker

I'm riding my bag to 0 or millions. Nothing in between

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49912084)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: khaki haunting newt menage

alpha af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49912095)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: elite messiness

Have you ever tasted the film of another man’s genitals on the girl your fucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49912099)