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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
seedy saffron abode
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Charismatic lemon milk cuckoldry
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
seedy saffron abode
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Charismatic lemon milk cuckoldry
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
seedy saffron abode
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Charismatic lemon milk cuckoldry
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
seedy saffron abode
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Charismatic lemon milk cuckoldry
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
seedy saffron abode
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Charismatic lemon milk cuckoldry
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
seedy saffron abode
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Brass bisexual state
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
seedy saffron abode
  08/18/13
k
Brass bisexual state
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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  08/18/13
180000000000
Very Tactful Razzmatazz Dilemma
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
seedy saffron abode
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Shimmering Coldplay Fan
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
comical hospital jew
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
seedy saffron abode
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
comical hospital jew
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
seedy saffron abode
  08/18/13
180
comical hospital jew
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Charismatic lemon milk cuckoldry
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
seedy saffron abode
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Charismatic lemon milk cuckoldry
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
seedy saffron abode
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
Charismatic lemon milk cuckoldry
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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180 will do.
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  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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  08/23/15
cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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ATD.
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Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
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  08/23/15
Lmao
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by ursel...
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  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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  08/23/15
of course
seedy saffron abode
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
wonderful mad cow disease
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
yolo bro
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  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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  08/23/15
why just one?
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  08/23/15
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Charismatic lemon milk cuckoldry

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Charismatic lemon milk cuckoldry

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Charismatic lemon milk cuckoldry

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Charismatic lemon milk cuckoldry

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Charismatic lemon milk cuckoldry

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Brass bisexual state

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Brass bisexual state

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Adventurous Spot

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: multi-colored mental disorder dingle berry

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: nubile plum sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Opaque Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37185629)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Navy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#50002877)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: gay dashing lay

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: multi-colored mental disorder dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: garnet cracking school cafeteria national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: claret filthy kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Overrated stage

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Very Tactful Razzmatazz Dilemma

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Shimmering Coldplay Fan

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: comical hospital jew

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: comical hospital jew

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: comical hospital jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Charismatic lemon milk cuckoldry

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Charismatic lemon milk cuckoldry

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Charismatic lemon milk cuckoldry

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Charismatic lemon milk cuckoldry

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Cobalt Mind-boggling Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring magical stage legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: nubile plum sound barrier

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Jet-lagged ebony place of business



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: fantasy-prone puce karate

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: narrow-minded sweet tailpipe

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: comical hospital jew

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Metal Stimulating Reading Party School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867758)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: twisted international law enforcement agency



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: multi-colored mental disorder dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Insane public bath



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: fishy rehab doctorate

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: hairraiser scarlet hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Shivering organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Swollen Diverse Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: sooty field

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Electric really tough guy space

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Flushed wagecucks jap

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Flushed wagecucks jap

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: seedy saffron abode

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: painfully honest beta market

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Electric really tough guy space

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Brass bisexual state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Mewling Disturbing Son Of Senegal Brunch

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: hairraiser scarlet hall

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: comical hospital jew

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: seedy saffron abode

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: fantasy-prone puce karate

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: multi-colored mental disorder dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Excitant startling halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Excitant startling halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: multi-colored mental disorder dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Swollen Diverse Base

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: seedy saffron abode

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Very Tactful Razzmatazz Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: garnet cracking school cafeteria national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready poppy shrine

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: wonderful mad cow disease

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: wonderful mad cow disease

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: wonderful mad cow disease

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: wonderful mad cow disease

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: angry azure library useless brakes

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: wonderful mad cow disease

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: wonderful mad cow disease

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: wonderful mad cow disease

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: angry azure library useless brakes

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: aqua boiling water sanctuary

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Galvanic Charcoal Church

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: wonderful mad cow disease

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: wonderful mad cow disease

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: wonderful mad cow disease

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Shimmering Coldplay Fan

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Shimmering Coldplay Fan

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: dark scourge upon the earth

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: dark scourge upon the earth

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: wonderful mad cow disease

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Yapping cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: stirring juggernaut cuckold

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: insecure party of the first part meetinghouse

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Transparent theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: zombie-like bright whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: maize location community account

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: silver histrionic native love of her life

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: cerebral effete range kitty cat

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Impertinent Fragrant Heaven Patrolman

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: nubile plum sound barrier



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Self-centered set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Transparent theater stage



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: hyperactive home black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: fantasy-prone puce karate

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: seedy saffron abode



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Yapping cruise ship



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: contagious personal credit line

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#50002879)