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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
naked trip hominid
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
comical yellow turdskin
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
naked trip hominid
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
comical yellow turdskin
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
naked trip hominid
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
comical yellow turdskin
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
naked trip hominid
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
comical yellow turdskin
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
naked trip hominid
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
comical yellow turdskin
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
naked trip hominid
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
chestnut becky
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
naked trip hominid
  08/18/13
k
chestnut becky
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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  08/11/21
seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bon...
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(millenial problems)
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  08/31/14
Holy shit not flame?
azure stirring puppy
  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
naked trip hominid
  08/18/13
180000000000
motley obsidian hall
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
naked trip hominid
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Chocolate private investor ceo
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
adventurous spruce base
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
naked trip hominid
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
adventurous spruce base
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
naked trip hominid
  08/18/13
180
adventurous spruce base
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
comical yellow turdskin
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
naked trip hominid
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
comical yellow turdskin
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
naked trip hominid
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
comical yellow turdskin
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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  08/18/13
Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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criminally underrated
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  08/07/14
Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE...
Buck-toothed Site
  08/18/13
Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your ...
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  08/18/13
180 will do.
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  08/18/13
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  08/23/15
She’s watching the grandkids now.
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shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring a...
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180 thread.
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probably best thread title of the year
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  08/18/13
180 idea, 160 execution on the flame
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  08/18/13
Fuck you, not flame bro.
naked trip hominid
  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
Glittery Elite Idea He Suggested
  08/18/13
She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
naked trip hominid
  08/07/14
Some great reasons to never have kids itt.
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  08/18/13
why did EPAH go pumo doe?
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chestnut becky
  08/18/13
180 thread
effete senate telephone
  08/19/13
Steal them back.
Magical Institution
  08/19/13
UPDATE?
adventurous spruce base
  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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  08/07/14
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  08/30/14
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I like that THIS thread bothers you
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  08/23/15
Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fan...
naked trip hominid
  08/23/15
ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna t...
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  08/23/15
Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager...
naked trip hominid
  08/23/15
i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about b...
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of ...
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  08/23/15
where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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  08/23/15
ATD.
Jet fragrant double fault
  08/23/15
Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
naked trip hominid
  08/23/15
Lmao
Sticky location potus
  08/23/15
you on fetlife bro?
Fantasy-prone Spot
  08/23/15
Yeah.
naked trip hominid
  08/23/15
as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by ursel...
Frum center
  08/23/15
You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there...
naked trip hominid
  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
Frum center
  08/23/15
of course
naked trip hominid
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
Frum center
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
Chocolate private investor ceo
  08/23/15
I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshol...
naked trip hominid
  08/23/15
yolo bro
Chocolate private investor ceo
  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
submissive national
  08/23/15
why just one?
naked trip hominid
  08/23/15
She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don'...
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  08/23/15
hot
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  08/23/15
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  05/28/18
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We had to buy new ones.
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: comical yellow turdskin

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: comical yellow turdskin

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: comical yellow turdskin

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: comical yellow turdskin

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: comical yellow turdskin

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: chestnut becky

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: chestnut becky

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Heady antidepressant drug locale

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: soul-stirring nibblets school cafeteria

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: indecent walnut newt tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: curious chest-beating stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37185629)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.,,.,.,:;,.....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#50002877)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Spectacular pocket flask scourge upon the earth

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring nibblets school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: clear doctorate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Vivacious area skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: azure stirring puppy

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: motley obsidian hall

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Chocolate private investor ceo

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: adventurous spruce base

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: adventurous spruce base

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: adventurous spruce base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: comical yellow turdskin

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: comical yellow turdskin

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: comical yellow turdskin

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: comical yellow turdskin

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Underhanded community account shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling yarmulke filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: indecent walnut newt tanning salon

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: sick faggot firefighter clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#39229259)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Dun feces native

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Site

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: adventurous spruce base

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Dull rebellious university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867758)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Cerise filthy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23868898)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring nibblets school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: naked trip hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: dead diverse immigrant office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Translucent legal warrant church

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Magical Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Rose Cracking Rehab Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: ivory insane blood rage cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: galvanic flirting multi-billionaire bbw

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Pearly Razzle Mad-dog Skullcap

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Glittery Elite Idea He Suggested

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Glittery Elite Idea He Suggested

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: naked trip hominid

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: costumed excitant organic girlfriend

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Pearly Razzle Mad-dog Skullcap

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: chestnut becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: effete senate telephone

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Magical Institution

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: adventurous spruce base

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: naked trip hominid

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Dun feces native

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring nibblets school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Cyan Soggy Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Cyan Soggy Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring nibblets school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: ivory insane blood rage cuck

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: naked trip hominid

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: motley obsidian hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: clear doctorate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: naked trip hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Mauve Meetinghouse

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Frum center

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Frum center

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Frum center

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Frum center

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Jet fragrant double fault

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Frum center

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Frum center

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Frum center

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Jet fragrant double fault

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Sticky location potus

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Spot

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Frum center

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Frum center

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Frum center

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Chocolate private investor ceo

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Chocolate private investor ceo

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: submissive national

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: submissive national

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Frum center

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: slippery piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: vigorous poppy coffee pot

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: electric hairy legs

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: metal snowy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: naked trip hominid

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Umber Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: erotic range boltzmann

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Talking Trump Supporter

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: indigo half-breed

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: scarlet idiot

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: indecent walnut newt tanning salon



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Appetizing Aggressive Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: metal snowy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Alcoholic Pit Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Dun feces native

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: naked trip hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: slippery piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#50002879)