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A day in the life of Ron Paul's America

6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws elimi...
Jet tanning salon pisswyrm
  08/20/12
Where are the Somali gangs?
ivory water buffalo
  08/20/12
Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian techn...
judgmental floppy affirmative action
  08/22/12
(actual 2012 Galveston)
Navy concupiscible really tough guy
  08/21/12
how far is your car parked from your office
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nude redditor
  07/13/26
(it is 1887)
bat shit crazy umber stead
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  04/16/15
lmfao moar
Histrionic high-end address pistol
  08/20/12
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pearly shrine friendly grandma
  08/20/12
wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though
Pink parlor
  08/20/12
11:30PM get arrested for violating Texas sodomy laws.
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Violet swollen national clown
  12/15/12
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Amethyst Meetinghouse
  09/07/22
this was me
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  07/13/26
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Harsh Mood
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provocative windowlicker
  08/21/12
this is actually insightful
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  10/12/12
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3PM Submit suit against coal plant online to a judicial comp...
Jet tanning salon pisswyrm
  08/20/12
180^180
Histrionic high-end address pistol
  08/20/12
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  09/07/22
"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your...
Histrionic high-end address pistol
  08/20/12
The gold theives would be punishesd through ostracism and so...
Seedy Puce Potus
  08/20/12
180 180
Fluffy Diverse Kitty Spot
  08/21/12
Holy fuck 180
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  08/21/12
I lolled heartily, good sir.
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  09/06/12
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Fluffy Diverse Kitty Spot
  10/12/12
This still cracks me up. Pure gold, no pun intended.
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  08/20/12
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Jet tanning salon pisswyrm
  08/20/12
11:30 PM - Your injuries from the grenade blast and subseque...
Emerald Regret House
  08/20/12
An arbitrator needs a reputation for doing justice, an anarc...
Navy concupiscible really tough guy
  08/20/12
"but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes ...
Seedy Puce Potus
  08/20/12
Shh you're being too realistic
ivory water buffalo
  10/08/12
ok, this made me laff.
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Jet tanning salon pisswyrm
  08/21/12
def credited lifestyle.
Fluffy Diverse Kitty Spot
  08/21/12
MOAR
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  08/21/12
11:30PM Your first customer. An obese man with a zit-encrust...
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ruddy hairraiser organic girlfriend
  08/22/12
Twist: it is Glenn Beck.
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  08/23/12
BUT WE HAD A CONTRACT! (CGM's ultimate neckbeard fantasy)
ivory water buffalo
  10/08/12
Seriously underrated
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  10/12/12
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Histrionic high-end address pistol
  10/08/12
The ultimate Ron Paul/Libertarian Neckbeard Basement Dweller...
confused native
  10/12/12
Not flame: paultards will actually argue that Somalia makes ...
Seedy Puce Potus
  10/12/12
cr
Fluffy Diverse Kitty Spot
  10/12/12
First, Somalia is not "libertarian". Second, al...
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  10/12/12
holy fuck LOLOLLOLOLOOL I was about to call flame on shithea...
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  10/12/12
oh look! an actual retard! What you need to do is move to...
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  10/12/12
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Brindle Heady Corner
  10/12/12
Seems like the people who fucked up were the people who thou...
Seedy Puce Potus
  10/12/12
huh? The country shit the bed under Barre. By the time the &...
lavender piazza twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/12
At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war tha...
Seedy Puce Potus
  10/12/12
"At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil w...
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  10/12/12
Why are you incapable of understanding the point of any conv...
Fluffy Diverse Kitty Spot
  10/12/12
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Grizzly Legend
  10/12/12
This. This on steroids.
Brindle Heady Corner
  10/12/12
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gold church building foreskin
  11/02/12
Do you understand the word "nadir?"
Seedy Puce Potus
  10/12/12
I think he does. Do you?
Brindle Heady Corner
  10/12/12
To be fair, *Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragma...
Cerebral deer antler
  12/15/12
i sense anger.
Fluffy Diverse Kitty Spot
  12/15/12
To be fair, Naw bro, I just prefer my scathing political ...
Cerebral deer antler
  12/15/12
180
Violet swollen national clown
  12/15/12
I believe that's the point, good sir!
soul-stirring place of business
  11/20/15
Describe this pragmatic libertarianism, brother.
Tan codepig legal warrant
  12/15/12
To be fair, Government should be forced to rigorously jus...
Cerebral deer antler
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Violet swollen national clown
  12/15/12
To be fair, CGM and his ilk routinely argue against publi...
Jet tanning salon pisswyrm
  12/15/12
"Public" roads tend to be government allocated sub...
talented blue feces
  05/02/19
A majority of americans agree with this statement but disagr...
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  12/15/12
Extremely cr.
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  07/05/15
how did i miss this
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  11/20/15
TCQ
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boyish forum trump supporter
  02/07/19
this is joe bidens america so its funny now
bearded ticket booth
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  08/26/23
This is so quaint now.
Sadistic space
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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:15 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm

6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws eliminated, a coal-fired power plant is being built next to your house

6:30AM Breakfast - 12 whole eggs cooked well to kill the salmonella

7AM Dig up some physical gold from one of your secret caches to pay for the day's expenses

8AM Drive to work, paying tolls every mile. You're delayed because some rich doods paid for exclusive access to the fastest route to your jerb today

9:30AM With the economy in ruins, your boss greets you with a pink slip.

10AM Walk back to your car, stepping over pox-ridden hags dying in the street, running occasionally to evade gangs of feral children armed with Saturday Night Specials

11AM Back at home, work on lawsuit against coal plant for damages to your QOL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379818)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: ivory water buffalo

Where are the Somali gangs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380852)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:47 AM
Author: judgmental floppy affirmative action

Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian technicals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394740)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:55 AM
Author: Navy concupiscible really tough guy

(actual 2012 Galveston)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21386864)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:45 AM
Author: Navy concupiscible really tough guy

how far is your car parked from your office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21945976)



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Author: nude redditor



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:16 PM
Author: bat shit crazy umber stead

(it is 1887)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379824)



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: Multi-colored vermilion locale sound barrier



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: Histrionic high-end address pistol

lmfao

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379838)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: pearly shrine friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379847)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Pink parlor

wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379852)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Seedy Puce Potus

11:30PM get arrested for violating Texas sodomy laws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379857)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:08 PM
Author: Violet swollen national clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255664)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: Amethyst Meetinghouse



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#49998093)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:22 PM
Author: abusive orange marketing idea

Meticulously track shipping records of local chemical company to ensure that you dont consume any products that are manufactured with their products, because they polluted a local river. Distribute your findings to locals using Ham radio, which has literally no effect whatsoever on the company's bottom line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379861)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: Harsh Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379879)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:39 AM
Author: provocative windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21386770)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: Supple heaven

this is actually insightful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771448)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:23 PM
Author: racy incel hospital

9:00 AM: I pack some hardtack for the road because I have to take my horse and buggy into town to get supplies for ma and pa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379867)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: gold church building foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379892)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:32 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm

3PM Submit suit against coal plant online to a judicial company, get an email response seconds later: "Ding!" You submit the suit to all the other judicial companies recognized in your area and get the same response. You write to them asking for an explanation and get an automated do-not-reply email. You scan their websites for customer service contacts, but are directed to use the same online form that resulted in your ding.

3:30PM You smoke a lot of weed to calm down and fall asleep

7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold. You grab your trusty Barrett .50cal and tell them to gtfo. They respond by tossing a grenade through your window. You dive to safety just in time. Everything goes black.

10PM You wake up aching all over. Your gold and guns have been stolen. You dial up your police contractor for help, but they inform you that as you are behind on your payments they cannot help you.

11PM You find a well-trafficked street corner and start selling your ass to passersby. This is the first time for you, but it won't be the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379930)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Histrionic high-end address pistol

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379935)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: gold church building foreskin

yeah bro, guys at my high school fell behind on payments to their police contractors all the time, it was NBD.

it's called personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379945)



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Author: talented blue feces



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Date: September 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: dun fiercely-loyal senate



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Histrionic high-end address pistol

"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold."

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379946)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Seedy Puce Potus

The gold theives would be punishesd through ostracism and social isolation and people in the community would refuse to do business with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380204)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Fluffy Diverse Kitty Spot

180 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21387505)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:41 PM
Author: razzle jet-lagged faggot firefighter personal credit line

Holy fuck 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21387527)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:49 AM
Author: judgmental floppy affirmative action

I lolled heartily, good sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394747)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:51 AM
Author: ruddy hairraiser organic girlfriend



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Date: September 6th, 2012 6:34 PM
Author: Odious lodge kitty cat



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:01 AM
Author: Canary university

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21740518)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 9:49 AM
Author: smoky hall sneaky criminal



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Fluffy Diverse Kitty Spot



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: judgmental floppy affirmative action

This still cracks me up. Pure gold, no pun intended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#26449447)



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 3:42 PM
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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Navy concupiscible really tough guy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379940)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:46 PM
Author: Emerald Regret House

11:30 PM - Your injuries from the grenade blast and subsequent anal gaping prompt you to seek medical care. You visit the nearest hospital. The doctor kindly informs you that he has reached his personal preference quota for charity work for the decade, and, upon learning that your gold cache has been emptied, prescribes you one of the more comfortable alleys in the vicinity in which to die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380012)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Navy concupiscible really tough guy

An arbitrator needs a reputation for doing justice, an anarcho capitalist defense agency needs to actually do justice. Government courts do not need either one.

For all this to work, we need free markets and competition, thus enforcement areas must largely overlap, so that there is no monopoly of enforcement, and courts must be independent from enforcement organizations, and people must have reasonable grounds to believe they are independent from enforcement organizations, and it must be hazardous for any man to act as judge in his own cause. If enforcement or court monopolies arose, or exclusive cartels of enforcement or courts arose, anarcho capitalism would resemble industrial feudalism for those people who found themselves with little choice of enforcement.

Under Anarcho Capitalism enforcement is based on fealty and association, not on location.

If someone suffers an adverse judgment from a well respected court, and refuses to abide by that judgment, then the judgment will not automatically be enforced, but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him.

Courts are kept honest because they fear loss of respect, leading to loss of authority and thus revenue. Enforcement organizations generally, but not always, adhere to what the courts commend because they fear loss of respect, leading to violence from other enforcement organizations and loss of customers and clients.

It might happen that one enforcement organization preferred court X, and another preferred court Y, leading to the threat of expensive conflicts between these two organizations. If the courts are reasonably just, then both agencies would probably come to an agreement in advance as to which court to use in any future dispute that pitted clients of the two organizations against each other.

And if they did not agree, perhaps because one of the courts was thoroughly corrupt and biased in favor of the clients of the particular agency that wished to use it? Well then, it's war. But at least under anarcho-capitalism those who wish to make war must themselves pay the cost of war, which should make wars exceedingly rare. Since defence organizations do not "own" their clients and their client's property in the way that states own their subjects, they should have far less incentive to make war on each other than states do. If a defence organization wins a war, this means that its view of what law should mean is likely to prevail, but it does not directly gain wealth and power from winning a war in the way a state does. Other methods for determining law, or the interpretation and application of law, tend to be considerably cheaper.

Sometimes there would be conflicts. Perhaps Militia A might claim that Militia B was soft on crime. Militia B might claim that Militia A was lawless and violent.

If Militia A was lawless and violent, this would probably eventually bring it into conflict with other enforcement organizations, a conflict that would normally be resolved by the courts.

Militia A might reject the verdict of the courts, though this is unlikely. If it did it is likely that most of its clients would repudiate it, and the leadership of Militia A might very likely die.

The experience of the wild west was that bitter and prolonged conflict between enforcement organizations was very rare, but not totally unknown. Those cases that happened are alleged to result from persistent criminal behavior by one of the enforcement organizations, some say both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380214)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:42 PM
Author: Seedy Puce Potus

"but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him."

What if he he's located in belarus and protected by a private army of gurkhas and spetsnaz? Could the individual who's harmed by pollution from his smokestacks do anything about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380840)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: ivory water buffalo

Shh you're being too realistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21740567)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:49 PM
Author: Onyx property

ok, this made me laff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380025)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380170)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:34 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380289)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:31 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380705)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: Histrionic high-end address pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380811)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: big poppy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380853)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 3:02 PM
Author: Costumed stimulating locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21381005)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 3:36 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21381252)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 11:23 PM
Author: Histrionic high-end address pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21384799)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:37 AM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21386754)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: Fluffy Diverse Kitty Spot

def credited lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21387498)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 1:48 PM
Author: Gaped Crystalline Stage

MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21387903)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:18 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm

11:30PM Your first customer. An obese man with a zit-encrusted face that reminds you of a gopher rattles up in a 1983 Toyota Celica. He appraises you for a full minute, rhythmically stroking his glossy, luxuriant neckbeard.

" You're a little old for this game, aren't you?"

"Excuse me?"

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"Ok man whatever"

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He half-opens a chubby little hand and you see something gleam inside.

"Is that gold?"

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"I need that gold, man. Whatever you want, I'll do."

"Then you shall have it."

5 disgusting minutes later:

"alright, how about that gold?"

He shoves you out onto the street and floors the gas.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391229)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: ruddy hairraiser organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394739)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:55 AM
Author: judgmental floppy affirmative action

Twist: it is Glenn Beck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394762)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:17 PM
Author: Lascivious athletic conference indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21406145)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: ivory water buffalo

BUT WE HAD A CONTRACT!

(CGM's ultimate neckbeard fantasy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21740683)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:12 AM
Author: 180 boistinker stag film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771172)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: 180 boistinker stag film

Still the best post ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255483)



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Date: December 30th, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: 180 boistinker stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22336541)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#26640788)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391273)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:28 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391337)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:34 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391380)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:37 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391414)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:41 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391433)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:15 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391703)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391789)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21392096)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:27 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21392464)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21392541)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:29 AM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 11:57 AM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21395448)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21396123)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21399036)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21406126)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: self-absorbed marvelous french chef temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21406165)



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Date: September 6th, 2012 6:40 PM
Author: ruddy hairraiser organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21513851)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 9:50 AM
Author: Histrionic high-end address pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21740507)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:46 AM
Author: confused native

The ultimate Ron Paul/Libertarian Neckbeard Basement Dweller world would probably look like Mad Max. Or any third world country, really.

Roving gangs of unemployed TTT law school alumni with mohawks and cross bows raiding small settlements in the wasteland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771059)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: Seedy Puce Potus

Not flame: paultards will actually argue that Somalia makes the case for libertarianism, because living standards have improved moderately since they "got rid of their government."

Of course they neglect to mention that Mogadishu in the 1970s looked like this: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RSD2S7AqZD0/ToDY8crp-tI/AAAAAAAAEO4/59t8MuIz2Vw/s1600/Mogadishu1970s%25281%2529.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771081)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Fluffy Diverse Kitty Spot

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771108)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:58 AM
Author: lavender piazza twinkling uncleanness

First, Somalia is not "libertarian".

Second, all you have succeeded in showing with this post is that government from 70-91 fucked up mightly and that its collapse has brought about improvements to the nation/city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771121)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: Exciting Pozpig Digit Ratio

holy fuck LOLOLLOLOLOOL I was about to call flame on shithead neckbeard paultards actually backing this argument hahahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771125)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: Fluffy Diverse Kitty Spot

oh look! an actual retard!

What you need to do is move to africa. that is the place where you can find what you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771129)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:35 AM
Author: Brindle Heady Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771267)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:04 AM
Author: Seedy Puce Potus

Seems like the people who fucked up were the people who thought it was a good idea to overthrow the Somali government.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771145)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:07 AM
Author: lavender piazza twinkling uncleanness

huh? The country shit the bed under Barre. By the time the "overthrow" occurred, the damage to the country had already occurred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771160)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:09 AM
Author: Seedy Puce Potus

At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771168)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:14 AM
Author: lavender piazza twinkling uncleanness

"At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now."

This is objectively not true. Forget the nadir, just pick the late 80s-91 (i.e. pre-civil war) and compare the QOL vs now. You will see that in basically all key measures (infant mortality, life expectancy, literacy, etc) Somalia is better now than it was then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771180)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Fluffy Diverse Kitty Spot

Why are you incapable of understanding the point of any conversation you are in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771183)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Grizzly Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771188)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:37 AM
Author: Brindle Heady Corner

This. This on steroids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771280)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: gold church building foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21946007)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: Seedy Puce Potus

Do you understand the word "nadir?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771209)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Brindle Heady Corner

I think he does. Do you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771296)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: Cerebral deer antler

To be fair,

*Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragmatic libertarian with hardcore anarcho-libertarian ideologue; pretends that all "libertarians" are hellbent on eliminating every single vestige of state power, up to and including public roads, public police forces, a public judiciary, etc.*

*Posts this strawman on XO*

*Gets dozens of 180's from gleeful, chuckling liberals smiling smugly at the thought of the unfathomable idiocy of their political opponents*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255526)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: Fluffy Diverse Kitty Spot

i sense anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255536)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Cerebral deer antler

To be fair,

Naw bro, I just prefer my scathing political humor to come from a place of truth. That's why liberal-friend-threading is so funny: we all know a bunch of super-sensitive faggots like that. I know a lot of libertarians, and very few of them get pissed about public roads, the existence of public police departments, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255557)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Violet swollen national clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255696)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: soul-stirring place of business

I believe that's the point, good sir!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#29217828)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: Tan codepig legal warrant

Describe this pragmatic libertarianism, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255552)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: Cerebral deer antler

To be fair,

Government should be forced to rigorously justify its existence/intervention, or else it shouldn't exist/intervene. Justification stems from answering the simple two-part question of whether the government is both capable of doing a decent job and is needed in the first place (i.e., the private marketplace won't realistically solve this problem in an acceptable manner).

Public roads are clearly justified. Wasteful, ultra-nitpicky bullshit "regulations" that make it basically impossible for small businesses to succeed (and often arise from industry capture in the first plce), or "obscenity" laws that don't really do a goddamn thing except allow the government to prosecute people engaging in relatively unpopular free speech without even providing clear guidelines for what is/isn't constitutional, are clearly not. Most things fall in the middle, and require thoughtful individual evaulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255592)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Violet swollen national clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255698)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon pisswyrm

To be fair,

CGM and his ilk routinely argue against public roads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255774)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: talented blue feces

"Public" roads tend to be government allocated subsidies to the car industry due to the car lobbyists advocating for the gov to give them a monopoly over transit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#38173751)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: Awkward cobalt crackhouse quadroon

A majority of americans agree with this statement but disagree re the individual evaluations of government existence and intervention

the president has stated this principle before but obviously has a broader view of what problems government can and should "solve"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255782)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:06 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#45131133)



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Date: February 21st, 2013 9:45 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22686411)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#25010966)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: useless theatre

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#29217829)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#29217831)



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Author: bearded ticket booth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#45130914)



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Author: Sadistic space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#47086771)



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