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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
splenetic range
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
hot big black woman
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
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  04/09/24
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Sick school cafeteria milk
  02/11/25
SP must have nerves of steel, taking a group of young boys t...
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Purple theatre
  06/22/26
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
galvanic step-uncle's house karate
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
alcoholic tripping center
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
splenetic range
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
alcoholic tripping center
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
splenetic range
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
alcoholic tripping center
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
splenetic range
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
alcoholic tripping center
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
splenetic range
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
alcoholic tripping center
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
splenetic range
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
green lascivious nibblets abode
  04/09/24
Pedophile
splenetic range
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
alcoholic tripping center
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
Federal native
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
Seedy odious fanboi
  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
Underhanded Swashbuckling Friendly Grandma
  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
Seedy odious fanboi
  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
splenetic range
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
house-broken coffee pot locus
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Ocher Hairraiser Nowag
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
splenetic range
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
house-broken coffee pot locus
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jade heady principal's office
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Beady-eyed High-end Cuckold
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
shaky gaped senate police squad
  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
splenetic range
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
shaky gaped senate police squad
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
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Disrespectful Spot
  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
jade heady principal's office
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
splenetic range
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
splenetic range
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
house-broken coffee pot locus
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Floppy brindle factory reset button
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
green lascivious nibblets abode
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
splenetic range
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
green lascivious nibblets abode
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
splenetic range
  04/09/24
?
green lascivious nibblets abode
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
splenetic range
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
house-broken coffee pot locus
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
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splenetic range
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Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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Please don't molest any of those kids
iridescent brunch rigor
  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
splenetic range
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
iridescent brunch rigor
  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
splenetic range
  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
iridescent brunch rigor
  04/09/24
You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
splenetic range
  04/09/24
I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
iridescent brunch rigor
  04/09/24
It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so s...
Seedy odious fanboi
  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
Chestnut Hall Sound Barrier
  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
hot big black woman
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
splenetic range
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
appetizing burgundy lay blood rage
  04/09/24
Pedophile.
splenetic range
  04/09/24
Yes you are
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Pedophile
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dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
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"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The vi...
carmine old irish cottage indian lodge
  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
jade heady principal's office
  04/10/24
Thats not me
splenetic range
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
alcoholic tripping center
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
ruby exciting institution
  04/10/24
Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
wine metal address
  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
olive talented space
  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
wine metal address
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
splenetic range
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
wine metal address
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
splenetic range
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
alcoholic tripping center
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
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  04/11/24
I really like it here.
cowardly razzle-dazzle school knife
  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
olive talented space
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
cowardly razzle-dazzle school knife
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
olive talented space
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sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
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it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
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I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
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you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
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Seedy odious fanboi
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
wonderful travel guidebook death wish
  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
olive talented space
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I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
wonderful travel guidebook death wish
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Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are &ldqu...
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  04/11/24
he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
Seedy odious fanboi
  04/11/24
It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases me...
splenetic range
  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
Seedy odious fanboi
  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
splenetic range
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
Seedy odious fanboi
  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
splenetic range
  04/11/24
CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
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  04/11/24
Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the di...
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  04/11/24
What’s up with the outting
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What’s with the outting
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Chestnut Hall Sound Barrier
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Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got...
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That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop...
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Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did y...
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Wow
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i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: splenetic range

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: hot big black woman

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: appetizing burgundy lay blood rage

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: charismatic crackhouse private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48026456)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Sick school cafeteria milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48645790)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: jet doctorate

SP must have nerves of steel, taking a group of young boys to spend the night at a hotel and have his disgusting way with them, and then come here and boast about it like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#49691215)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Purple theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#49956398)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house karate

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: alcoholic tripping center

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: splenetic range

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: alcoholic tripping center

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: splenetic range

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: alcoholic tripping center

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: splenetic range

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: alcoholic tripping center

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: splenetic range

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: alcoholic tripping center

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: splenetic range

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: green lascivious nibblets abode

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: splenetic range

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: alcoholic tripping center

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: Federal native

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Seedy odious fanboi

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: Underhanded Swashbuckling Friendly Grandma

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Seedy odious fanboi

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: splenetic range

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: house-broken coffee pot locus

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Ocher Hairraiser Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: splenetic range

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: house-broken coffee pot locus

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: jade heady principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Beady-eyed High-end Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573248)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: shaky gaped senate police squad

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: splenetic range

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: shaky gaped senate police squad

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: splenetic range

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: zombie-like bateful pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569827)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Beady-eyed High-end Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573247)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Disrespectful Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569461)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: jade heady principal's office

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: splenetic range

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: splenetic range

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: house-broken coffee pot locus

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Floppy brindle factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569393)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: green lascivious nibblets abode

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: splenetic range

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: green lascivious nibblets abode

The bar spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: splenetic range

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: green lascivious nibblets abode

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: splenetic range

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: house-broken coffee pot locus

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: splenetic range

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: house-broken coffee pot locus

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: splenetic range

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Disrespectful Spot

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: splenetic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Seedy odious fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: clear sexy striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: mind-boggling peach menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: hairless duck-like cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling peach menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48677120)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling peach menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#49500193)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: iridescent brunch rigor

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: splenetic range

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: iridescent brunch rigor

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: splenetic range

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: iridescent brunch rigor

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: splenetic range

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: iridescent brunch rigor

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Seedy odious fanboi

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Chestnut Hall Sound Barrier

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: hot big black woman

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: splenetic range

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: appetizing burgundy lay blood rage

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: splenetic range

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: hot big black woman

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: splenetic range

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569780)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Filthy dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#49890294)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: jade heady principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#49890313)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: jet doctorate

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: Silver heaven

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: internet-worthy nofapping theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: jet doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: Sick school cafeteria milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48677595)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Boyish self-centered forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#49691356)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 4:34 AM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#50088592)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 6:46 AM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#50088656)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: carmine old irish cottage indian lodge

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: jade heady principal's office

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: splenetic range

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: alcoholic tripping center

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: ruby exciting institution

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: wine metal address

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: olive talented space

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: wine metal address

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: splenetic range

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: wine metal address

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: splenetic range

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: alcoholic tripping center

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: cerebral onyx set idea he suggested

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: cowardly razzle-dazzle school knife

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: olive talented space

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: cowardly razzle-dazzle school knife

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: olive talented space

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Primrose ticket booth

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Chapel

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: splenetic range

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: cowardly razzle-dazzle school knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: passionate messiness orchestra pit

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Seedy odious fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: wonderful travel guidebook death wish

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: olive talented space

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: wonderful travel guidebook death wish

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: well-lubricated ape sneaky criminal

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Seedy odious fanboi

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: splenetic range

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Seedy odious fanboi

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: splenetic range

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Seedy odious fanboi

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: splenetic range

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: fragrant depressive chad

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: wonderful travel guidebook death wish

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: Ocher Hairraiser Nowag

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: splenetic range

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Chestnut Hall Sound Barrier

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573622)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: splenetic range

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Chestnut Hall Sound Barrier

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: splenetic range

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Chestnut Hall Sound Barrier

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Ocher Hairraiser Nowag

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573698)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: splenetic range

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Seedy odious fanboi

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Ocher Hairraiser Nowag

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: fragrant depressive chad

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: Seedy odious fanboi

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Seedy odious fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Federal native

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Chestnut Hall Sound Barrier



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Impertinent Base Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Seedy odious fanboi

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Aquamarine Hissy Fit



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: cream gas station



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Canary stimulating idiot goyim



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Boyish self-centered forum

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: sienna glittery pervert legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#49189928)